Topicland is under investigation as being a front for organised crime.. whaddya want me to say topicland makes big bucks.. these feds are just mad they can't find where I've stored all "their" "tax" "money" (its all stored in poop coing buy now) I am a good business boy and wouldn't ever sell a single drug ever (buy hrt at conversation-topics-dot-com forward-slash HRT (page does not exist))

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Topicland is under investigation as being a front for organised crime.. whaddya want me to say topicland makes big bucks.. these feds are just mad they can't find where I've stored all "their" "tax" "money" (its all stored in poop coing buy now) I am a good business boy and wouldn't ever sell a single drug ever (buy hrt at conversation-topics-dot-com forward-slash HRT (page does not exist))

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chevron_left I'm always dreaming up topics, like when the words 'Woman RUINS the Tour De France!' floated into my head while I was driving on the FDR highway in Manhattan. I wrote them down in a little notepad and, five years, thousands of pages and dozens of writing getaways later, I finally get to call myself the author of Topicland they call me rule breaker, big faker, earth quaker, thug shaker, bill johnson attorney at law. and paw! who yiffing? 1-800-yiff-lawyer) chevron_right