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Babe, are you okay? You've barely touched your Shinzo Abe bullet hole-shaped donut.
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Hey babe, do you think shinzo abe felt like a donut for the brief few seconds he was conscious after getting a blunderbus-barrel-shaped-hole blown through his chest? Just wondering babe.
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Being a scientist at Dunkin (donut research)
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Donut research (do not research)
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Shrinky dink (do not research)
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Driving with both feet (on the steering wheel
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Realizing you don't die you just shrink đ¤
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Having 0 kids due to 6 ongoing wars and 27 climate disasters vs. Having 34 kids (spares) to accommodate the amount of ongoing wars and climate disasters that may "hinder" your offspring (Don't be a pussy, do it for the fucking guy)
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oddly satisfying vs evenly satisfying
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Fastest 1 meter sprint
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Clenching an AirPod in your fist to make it play music
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pussy put me in hibernation đ´
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Being so anti-LGBT you won't eat Detroit pan pizza
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>>> CLICK HERE TO CRRRRRAP <<<
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Stop Killing Games? Does that mean AVGN can't destroy shitty games anymore? :(
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Topics is Over, the waiter quit. Hope you enjoyed the soup... Sincerely, Flyâ˘.
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Started lifting yesterday. Any tips?
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Running 4 prez. My biggest policy change? If breasts are large enough i should be allowed to cry in them. Lmk what you think, xoxo -Gharlie
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Going homeless to fully dedicate your monthly budget to the topics
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god he's so hot
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Can somebody find that âWaldoâ fuck already???
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set mouse= " Fuck That Lil Mouse Cus Im An Albatrous!!!!!
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500OWelcome To Da Topics^[<80><fd>5^[<80><fd>5
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Flying headfirst into your soup and then notifying your waiter about it
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Putting the a in your fg command to return to your suspended pride_month.vim file
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Using ZZ like an absolute fucking pussy
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How do we exit this fucking program
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Always feeling better after taking daily LexabroÂŽ
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Broverdose
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Broteins before hoteins
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I need my broteins to grow (as a person)
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Calling your gym buddies your "broteins"
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Approaching people on the street asking if they want to see your really cool chimney. You don't have any gross intentions, just socially stunted and really do possess a cool chimney.
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Constantly posting new gapes in the #weird-flex channel
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Can you defeat all your coworkers in a fist fight?
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Here's what you would look like pre- and post-twink death
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I'm feeling like a hundred bucks! (Zimbabwean dollar)
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Inexplicably conjuring up images of Keith Apicary in your mind during sex
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itchy "pussy"
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foggy style
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Bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow
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Walter, put your dick away.gif
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BEING CAUGHT ON THE TRAIN TYPING 'PENIS HOLE'
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PENIS HOLE!!!!!!!!!! PENIS HOLE!!!!!!! PENIS HOLE!!!!!!?
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Realizing 2012 was actually the end of the world because Whitney left us
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Going to Amsterdam for a quick ass pinch
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⨠i am limping in the beehive â¨
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Desperately trying to "reload" in the only language where "no" is said by farting loudly
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Sir, you may not operate that forklift with a boner
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Having a sense of humor akin to a baby that witnessed 9/11
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Playing a game of Extreme Bucket (body count: 5)
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GADAFFI INNOCENT
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We cannot confirm you will be allowed entry into the United States if you have any screenshots of our topics on your mobile device.
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FatShitGamer caused problems at Too Many Games. News story in 6 hours. Screencap this.
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Telling the waiter âthereâs a fly in my soupâ and smiling. While the waiter takes your soup away, you think back on all the topics youâve read, all the topics youâve chatted about. Conversation is such a magical thing, isnât it? This establishment could use better hygiene though why the fuck are there so many flies
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We appreciate each and every reader. It means the world to us! Anyway, Vim topic streak next week. Look forward to it.
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IT SEEMS YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT TO MY SHOW SO I BROUGHT THE SHOW TO YOU
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I GET ANGRIER FOR EVERY PROBLEM YOU GET WRONG
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Every year we host the TooManyGames convention and every year more and more games get made. Who will heed the call?
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Topics that sow the seeds of doubt in your mind
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Having Shinigami eyes for AI content
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Desperately trying to figure out why your fascism causes your car to automatically drift towards trees
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Seeing the word "BORING!" in your vision and immediately steering into the guard rails
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Goodbye to the people that hated on me
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Having kids with the plan to sue them later
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gotta get the Kurds in there, just.. fuck it
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Our Haskell topic flopped. Expect layoffs soon.
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ELMO is BLACK or Red (SP éťANOTHER)
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Extreme counting
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Committing random peopleâs faces to memory so you will see them in your dreams
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ever notice how wtf is ftw backwards? me either
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Enough. Bring in the cat boys
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Doin the "ritual" (chant every single topic starting from the 1st till the last in order)
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Sitting in your office with all your co-workers present and loudly chanting the Pac-Man theme 17 times in a row
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Sitting alone in your office and doing nothing but listening to Pac-Man's theme 17 times in a row
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Figuring out how to make your dev team more "kawaii".
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Ludwig FORCES Wang0 to drive a car after coaching him to his new BAC PB
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The first airbrushed president
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Make-a-Willy Foundation
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>not owning 10 pianos
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Correcting your balls in public vs. Correcting your balls in privates
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Forgetting to move your 10 pianos (pianos dont exist)
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You cannot grasp the true form of the Conversation's Topic!
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sustenance
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Is Haskell a good programming language if I like sucking dick?
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Hey Fucks! Do a barrer rorl
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The Sloppy That Ended WWIII
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JonTron said WHAT?!
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Getting arrested for "Contributing to the Touchingâ˘ď¸" (15 years to life)
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Referring to your kids as "Accident 1" and "Accident 3"
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