BREAKING: Jensen Huang reportedly "pissed down his pant leg", tanking NVIDIA stock price by about 0.5%. Visible wet streak down to his toes leaves investors wondering how much worse today can possibly get. Posted on 7/11/26

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BREAKING: Jensen Huang reportedly "pissed down his pant leg", tanking NVIDIA stock price by about 0.5%. Visible wet streak down to his toes leaves investors wondering how much worse today can possibly get. Posted on 7/11/26

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chevron_left guy who invested in nvidia after the first affair became public because he thought all the AI bros would think cheating on your girlfriend is epic, say "hell yea" and pump it to the moon (he lost 3 million overnight) Playing Chinese Restaurant Ambience with Chinese Music because of all the stuff that happened today chevron_right