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IF YOU'VE EVER USED ONE OF OUR TOPICS YOU OWE US MONEY. BIG MONEY. ALL YOUR HARD-EARNED CASH WILL BE GOING STRAIGHT INTO OUR GRUBBY POCKETS. FORFEIT YOUR PUNY DOLLARS NOW AND WE WON'T PRESS CHARGES. FUCK YOU