The pastebin reads: The Conversation Topics Team would like to formally apologize to MonkeyMagic13 for spreading a false death rumor about him. Not too long ago, MonkeyMagic13 was removed from the Conversation Topics Team for posting a listing of fake monkey merchandise under our name. We would like to remind everyone we would never sell this. WE WOULD NEVER SELL THIS!!! DO NOT BUY!!! After the removal, MonkeyMagic13 briefly gained access to our account and posted a threatening topic. We managed to lock him out of the account. However, we wanted to ensure our audience would not ask about him anymore so we wrote a topic claiming he was "lynched". This is patently false. MonkeyMagic13 is alive and well. We apologize for the misinformation and ensuing panic we have caused and directly to MonkeyMagic13 for the lynching hoax. However, we uphold that your topics lacked vigor and we maintain Good Riddance. Thank you for listening. - Conversation Topics Administrative Counsel

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