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Burying 80 kg of solid gold at 45.84783, 11.04103
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bussin bus rides
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Bustin Jieber
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Bustin' like a Villager during Sex
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Butchering some words
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Butter turn all lights of wet hose
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Butthole Olympics event idea #1: Who can last the longest using a bidet at the hottest setting?
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Butthole Olympics event idea #2: The "goatse pose" endurance round
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Butthole Olympics event idea #3: Hotdog shitting contest
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Butthole Olympics event idea #4: Who can discharge a buttplug from their butthole the furthest?
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Butthole Olympics event idea #5: Longest shit
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But What if Cocky Dont want Boing Boing 😢
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Buy Blunt on Flink™️
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Buying 20 used and broken CDis and then complaining you can't afford an Xbox Series X
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Buying a Banged Up Car vs. Being Banged
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Buying a basketball that's not orange (what the fuck?)
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Buying a basket with no ball (whats wrong with you, freak)
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buying a Bazinga t-shirt at hot topic and immediately feeling an overwhelming urge to build a nuclear reactor under john lennons house
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Buying a bratwurst and going... hmmm...
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Buying a car and immediately mentioning Uber on Twitter telling them you no longer require their services
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Buying a castle with your wife's life savings and refusing to elaborate on it other than "It's not Roy's one"
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Buying a Gizmodo after your CDi phase ends
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Buying an AirUp™️ bottle because you're a FUCKING IDIOT FUCK YOU!!!! DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Buying A New Nintendo DS In The .DS_STORE
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buying an intellivision for 3 cents in 1978 (4028$ in current day money)
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Buying a PoopSocket and putting it on your phone
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Buying a product for the thrill of wipin it
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Buying a shithole at Bunda.nl
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Buying a Steam Deck solely to play "Caltron 6 in 1" on the go
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Buying a Steam Deck to have a portable CDi
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Buying a steam dick
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Buying a steamer deck
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Buying a stim deck
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Buying a truck, making it obscenely smelly and parking it in a neighboring street
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Buying a Wii
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Buying Bouncy Castle (Financial Embarrassment)
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Buying glasses so you can look at your wife in 4K
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Buying new shoes
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Buying random shit at Prénatal for no reason
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Buying Rats for Self-defense First, Pet Second
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Buying RimWorld because you think it's a pornographic game
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Buying Something At McDonalds With Crypto And Waiting Hours In The Ballpit For The Payment To Process
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buying sparkling water because it's funny to drink
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Buying sparkling water cause youre a thirsty widdle baby
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Buying the CRAZIEST hi-fi audiophile rig just to play keygen music on it
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Buying the "Schizophrenia & MORE" DLC pack
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Buying the wrong CD and being subjected to The Beatles' Greatest Hits
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Buying the wrong CD and being subjected to The Beatles' Greatest Tits
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Buying tickets to a "movie" to watch a clipshow of the movie youre watching
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Buying UFO 50 and dying shortly after, not getting your money's worth
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Buying your friend a seatbelt silencer for his birthday
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BUY MY MONEY TODAY BUY BUY MY COINS BUY THE MONEY BUT WITH ECOIN BUY MY MONEY PLEASE
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Buy my Sinister Potion!
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Buzz! The Big Quiz
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Bye Bye Man vs La La Land
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calculated sharting
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Calculating someone's max circumference by the tone of their fart
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Calling 9/11 by accident
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Calling a cis woman Olympic athlete a "man" and being really surprised when your IQ test returns a double digit score
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calling a guy a pussy so many times he despawns
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CALLING ALL NERDS!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT YOUR PANTS NOW!!!!! AR YOU NOT A REAL NERD??!!
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Calling all of Will Smith's oneliners "Will Smithers" and calling the slap of '22 a "Will Smither"
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Calling anything even remotely round a "Ball"
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Calling Breaking Bad a senseless tragedy
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Calling everyone "Bob" and not expecting to run into problems
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Calling for a moment of silence while farting incessantly
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Calling For A Moment Of Violence
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Calling in sick to work because you took 2 covid tests that turned out negative and two negatives make a positive
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Calling mummy for help. MUMMY!! MUMMYYYY!!!! IM HUNGRY
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Calling QWOP different names based on your control method
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Calling shotgun when you're being led to an unmarked police car
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calling someone a "fundamentally broken person"
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Calling someone a "kinder egg" because they look like they have a toy inside of them
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Calling someone a total fucking idiot for not playing Donkey Kong Country
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Calling something "Assy"
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Calling The Based Department: Will They Pick Up?
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Calling the king "your wetness! 😔" when you notice he has peed himself again..
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calling the local builder boys to ask if their "stinky" is poisonous or just to scare off the "hoes"
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Calling the turtle from Over The Hedge a whiny lil fucking bitch
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Calling up pizza places and saying the CRAZIEST things like “Do you guys have risotto?” and “wololo”
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Calling up pizza places saying "I'M HUNGRY!!! ;A;I'M SO HUNGY "
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calling your barber a dumfayce for spraying sulfuric acid on your head
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Calling your fellow humans 'overgrown sperms'
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Calling your friend 6ix9ine for no reason
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calling your friend an alien
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Calling your friend Mr. Quantity by the amount of fatal accidents you've seen him experience but somehow he keeps reappearing like nothing happened
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Calling your friend "Mr. White Power" because he drinks so much milk
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Calling your friend "Rubby" in public based on that one time they stroked your cock at that sleepover
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