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What do you MEAN you can't smell it?! *desperately farts harder*
That Awkward Moment When Your Boy "TheSeatbeltSkipper" Flies Through Your Windshield
Shooting a "Very Happy Load" In The President's General Direction (9 Barrel) (we do NOT condone this!!!)
CHOPIN NUTS
#BunkleBrown #FreeWilliam #tooManySlots #MoneyMonday
Rust is like the cancer of boats. -Uncle Topics
Leave the toilet behind the way you found it! covered in shit
Terry Cavanagh Makes Game Discussions That Much More Annoying By Titling VVVVVV Sequel “VVVVVVV”
Barfing in the reusable McDonald’s cup and putting it back
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia??? Well; I Went There And It Was OVERCAST 🤬‼️
Linkin Park vs Linkin Bio
Pointing at someone's ass saying "In that house there is a mouse!"
Jesus christ, superstar (pull it together)
Making the OF equivalent for disney fans called DisneyFans but it's just a homepage with the same render of Mike Wazowski 9999 times
Sucking him Sully (whips out my Monsters dInc.) (This topic was sponsored by Disney Speedstorm! For more topics like this, get on your knees)
reminder: kill your doppelganger on sight, otherwise they might do something cringe
They call it alimoony because my wife won't stop mooaning 'bout it 😂 (i am 6 months overdue)
Your husband wants a divorce? Saves you the trouble!
Your wife wants a divorce? Here’s a helpful tip: Simply say “So what?” She will stop asking.
No sorry. We cannot stay married. Your bobbies are too big.
They call it Alley Money for a reason! (continues blowing)
Top 10 Most Awesome Credit Card Payments (me paying my son's alimony 10 times)
Having a really stinky radiator and torturing your guests by turning up the heat
HEELP ME! I'm in topic hell. Its really loud in here the people talk so much
Pulling out all the topics from your pants they're Really stinky
Arjen Lubach
Being America's worst nightmare for all the right reasons
about damn time...... dinner time
Having Private Jet Money but Still Eating McDonald’s
You Ever See that Meme of morgan Freeman saying True ….. I Use that When a Post Is FALSE 😂 😂
Storing a whole bunch of twinkies in your hijab without getting caught
we're forming a cult but keep it on the low (blue waffle style)
WTF?! Who put blue waffles in the work refrigerator?!?!
Hauling fucking ass with that bus (Stoopid Style)
Bluesky? Never heard of it! Do NOT google "blue waf
Having your topics with no salt, no pepper, you're on a fucking diet
Our posts might make you very happy but they make me very sad. Humbug.
Listening To Music All-or-Nothing Style (100% or 0% volume)
https://github.com/topics
Casting the sudden shit curse on your friend by saying "It's shitting time for you." and watching them haul ass to the bathroom with their hands on their cheeks
Well, lets start en do the conversation.
Topics for driving your reputation off a cliff
smokeing wheat??? vs vapeing wheat???
Topics to read while listening to dark ambient
Explaining why you made the topic about explaining why you chose Miyazaki when you had the option to give anyone in the world cancer
Explaining why you chose Miyazaki when you had the option to give anyone in the world cancer
Gaming youtube's content warning algorithm by captioning your decapitation video with "the man later got up and walked away safely."
I Love Vaping Ye ye vaping so cool 🎯 Hit that Penjamin Great cloud gotta reach that popcorn lung statizz Lemme get my FavourIt Flauvor
Eating a hotdog and doing unspeakable (not hotdog related) things
Do The Unspeakable
Being like the office's toilet paper (rough, gritty but gets the job done)
Serenading your crush on a guitar hero guitar
assuming the guy youre talking to on the internet is "just like you" (4ft tall, unbearable stench, 1 extra toe)
Trolling a russian MLP forum since the start of S01 roleplaying as a Mike Matei Styled bugs bunny character and not being doxxable because they assume you live in their country
Top 0 Mistakes Conversation Topics Has Made
"Having" "opinions"
using AI pictures of jaffa cakes to lure those two "yoggers" into a big fucking hole
"OBAMNA!!! s..so... soda" he cried.. what will he do without his beverage providing pal.. "probably eat shit and die I hope" thought the narrator [THATS YOUR CUE]
Getting fired
Employing your no-filter discord talking techniques to your workchat and seeing how well it goes
god shipping real people is so based
Going to Japan to tell them to grow up and stop writing little drawings in their phrases
Wow This Is Most Epic Topic to Date. Speechless
whos your favourite horse?
Total Foreskin Island
Absolute foreskin drama
Forgetting to remove the juggalo makeup before a court hearing
Starting an idol group out of sheer panic
Getting raptured because you chose the wrong (or right???) Hotdog
Hotdogs: The Bitcoins of Today's Society
Eating the hotdog and then deploying it in the restaurant bathroom (fully intact)
Back on my old bullshit (poison)
The Impossible Jar Challenge (You Won't Believe What This Guy Tried!)
Referencing Petscorp whenever you're in a dark room
A happy car is a honky car. 🚗
Being more entertaining while sleeping (Snore Strats)
Adam Lanza steps onto the dance floor!
drums
Top 10 manual abortion methods
Living in a rainforest must be hell for waiters who serve soup
LUIGI I'M HOME
They think I won't eat golf balls LMAO
Unironically having gout
I see though your scams like a cowboy see a horse and think "they'll take me far and I'll love them with my heart but one day the time will come where I'll need some glue and you will take me a little farther (fart hehe)..." can someone buy me a dogecoin?
Mannnn We Talk A Lot. 🤠
I will pass on the backshots.
Living in 2382 and wondering why grandpa turned off his DeathSafeguard™ before driving into oncoming traffic like that
BOING!!
There Are Many Advantages To Having A Big Belly
Pro-Life vs. Half-Life

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