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Clicking every link in every phishing mail to cause as much damage to your company as possible
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Clicking on a Twitch stream and bracing yourself
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Clicking random results on the 10th page of Google
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Clicking random results on the 11th page of Google
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clickity clack get in my sack 💩
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Click Klack SeatZac (for filtering sponsored topics, please subscribe to our Patreon)
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Climate Activist: The only job where you can say "boiling time" when things go wrong
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Climate change
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CLIMATE NEWS: Factorio is now real life.
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CLIMATE NEWS: Super Mario 64 is now real life.
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Climbing Mt. Fujo (not recommended)
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Climbing on stage and starting a moshpit
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Clipping out of bounds in order to sneak up your friends ass
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Closing your hole against intruders
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"clout gang"
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Clown who cant blow up balloons when people are watching so he has to do it in the corner with his back to everyone
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Clumsymaxxing
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clussy
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C'mon, don't act like you've never been pegged before!
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Cock Arthritis
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CockBusters
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Cock Department
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Cock Dick Balling
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cock pretzel with semen dip
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COCK SUCKIN . BEER BONGIN . LOVE MAKIN . ASS CHASIN . ALL THE MAKINGS OF A FINE FRIDAY NIGHT FELLAS ...
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Codeslutting in Vim!
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Coen & Sander Show Murder Round
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coffee that makes you racist
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Cohesive Augmented Reality Stories About Eating Shit
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Coincidentally saying you like mysteries the day before Hannah goes missing
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Coins coin coins coin s coins coins where are my coins
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cold and burnt pizza
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Collective Nosebleed Event
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Combining all unsold BALAN WONDERWORLD copies to somehow create a doomsday device that gets Yuji Naka out of prison
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Combining the two things all teenagers love: ninja and turtle
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Comedian DESTROYS Annoying Heckler With Dropped Anvil, Killing Them Instantly
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COME ON JEB!!
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COME ON JEB (minecraft jeb)
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Come on man. You can't even wiggle a little?
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Comic panel vs Comic-con Panel
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Coming out of a 10 year time capsule and desperately trying to find the emoji equivalent of >_>
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Coming out of retirement and immediately breaking every bone and ligament in your body
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coming out to your parents but admitting its because of how hot your dad is
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Coming out to your parents while only using the appropriate slurs
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Coming to terms with the fact that the Ghosts 'n Goblins episode of AVGN is a decade old
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Coming to terms with the fact you will never truly understand the Metal Gear Solid lore
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Commenting "Cringe dancing baby video" on every video no matter what the contents of that video are
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Commenting "I'm really impressed with the vocal range here!" and timestamping the instrumental bridge section
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Commenting "I want to go faster" on random tweets and articles
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Commissioning a Giant Goblin Penis to hide in subtle spots when guests are visiting
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Committing as many sins as possible until the counter overflows to -32768, thus becoming god
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Committing suicide after a 8 hour slow cook goes wrong
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Committing to HRT (Hairy Rectum Transfer)
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Communicating with your Significant Other through the Conversation Topics Twitter account
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Company presentations that have 10+ year old memes
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Comparing everything to Castlevania
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Comparing the magnitude of Elon Musk's death to Princess Celestia dying
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Comparing yourself to the greebled version of you
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Compilation of the all the times The Beatles said "we are the Beatles" (0:00)
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Complaining About Real Life Physics (what are you doing man? cant change that shit)
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Completely botching your job interview because there was a hand shaped trophy in the room
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Composhite vs. AssVideo vs. Cumponent
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Concord or ET: which one is the bigger flop?
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concrete jungle where dreams are made of
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Coney 2036 Drugs Tier List
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CONEY gets KILLED for placing DOOM too LOW
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Confessing your love to someone saying "I Love You and I Love Farting"
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Confidently claiming things that aren't true
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Conflicting reports of a bongo player at central station: was he playing those drums with his cock?
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Confronting your partner about their Philips CD-i video binging
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Confusing Grindr with Pokemon Go and Throwing Balls at Legendary Dudes
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Confusing the lyrics page for a battle log
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congrats on 40 followers. 3 will die
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CONGRATS!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE EARNED A CHANCE TO WIN BIG ! ENTER THE DRAW AND PROVE YOU CAN SCORE .
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Congratulations! By popular demand, 23 nails have been inserted into Scooby Doo's skull
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Congratulations Nilay Cafer for Winning wikiFeet's Feet of the Year 2021 Competition!
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Connecting a second expansion to your Nintendo 64 called the 64DD-F
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connecting to every smart TV in a university and playing Equals Three
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Connecting to Randnet in 2022 (somehow) and getting all the latest Mario postcards
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Connecting with Edward Snowden on StreetPass in New York City
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Connecting with Obama on Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection
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Consequence of Fart
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Considering Only What Happens on the Boxart as Canon
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Considering the 2006 GBA port of Sonic 1 to be the preferred way to play the game
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Consistently asking the guy in the mirror, "ya triggered yet!?"
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Consistently mishearing 'father figure' as 'father finger' but never asking anyone what it means
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console.log("Glorp!")
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Consoles for Weak People
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Consoles for Wii People
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