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Is Paddington bear white coded?
Becoming a monk and doing fuck all
Installing Dearrow thinking "I am better than you are so I should do the titles"
She gives that 9/11 handy
The 9/11 of Handymen
No Nut November Fail Compilation
Quantum Dr. Pepper sip
Going into a YouTube comment section and saying the CRAZIEST things like "I misclicked where am i" and "They don't have haplogroup D, so they're chickens."
Words that aren't slurs, but probably should be
Would you collect Mario's lil brown star?
Pastel Goth Workout Dungeon
Everybody 1-2-Fap!
Because I'm happy 🙂 clap along if you feel
No More Fucking around 😂 Who in the group has the best taint?
Finding an ultra rare Wii Sports video where Poofesure isn't mentioned in the comments
Looking GRRRRERRRRRREAT for your night with Tony the Tiger
Sausage With a Story
Confusing Grindr with Pokemon Go and Throwing Balls at Legendary Dudes
SIMTOOOOOWN!!!!!!!!!! 🥹 🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢
WTF?! Who put a bottle of shit in the work refrigerator?!
Trying every topic at once (DO NOT DO THIS)
Carrying a bottle of liquid shit to work for that coworker who always steals your chocolate milk
"Now that you have Meaningitis will you contribute something to society?"no
Oops!
Ernst (en Bobbie)
Figuring out the meaning of life/Getting Meaningitis
Lost my Winkie in the Urinal
Needing to get your BigBoyFix™
Chat Topics: either you make the Conversation or you get the Gladiolus Flower
Chat Topics has officially raised the age of consent to 65!
🎵 i have a Tante out morocco and she cums!!i have a tante out morroco and she c🎵
Ethans Flooring is suing is for our topic. Any legal advice?
Being such a Monkey Ball 2 fan that you call your son Ethan Floor
Take A Look Inside Your Fart, Is There Any Potpourri
Respawning and thinking Why In Hell Did I Die Bro 😔 ⚰️
Horse & Buggy Ride
The Correlation Between The Amount of Geezers and Overall Happiness in The World
She Shit I Nut
Using your Appie Stacks at the Lidl (Upgrade to ChatTopics Platinum to meet us at Utrecht Centraal)
If u wanna play with Gnome then u gotta play in purple
Calling your friend Mr. Quantity by the amount of fatal accidents you've seen him experience but somehow he keeps reappearing like nothing happened
We Shittin Up a Storm!!!.....fuck the haters 😔
Advancing the human race into the 19th century to mainly to invent things like car crashes and Russian Roulette
This shit is Too DANGEROUS! HIMLAUUUUUUUUUU 🤠 🔫 🔫 🔫 🤠 🔫 HIMLAUUU 🤠 🔫 💥
Playing Rushing Roulette (the first person to go always dies)
Giving a thumbs up during Russian Roulette
Putting Ya Buss' Into It
being conceived in the McDonald's slushy
Having a Click & Collect Style Pussy
Spilling yogurt and telling the service worker to clean up (on aisle Bitch) (she is not paid enough for this abuse)
List of everyone who died (fail)
Listen to music from kwarkman 85 like Dinner, Pingas, Rainbow troloload & more. Find the latest tracks, albums, and images from kwarkman 85.
The King Buys a Wii 2
Nintendo has successfully C&D'd Rivals of Aether!
Realizing the pyramids were built by 3 horny dudes
Calling all of Will Smith's oneliners "Will Smithers" and calling the slap of '22 a "Will Smither"
Guards! Skibidi that Toilet
Bringing a certain “je-ne-sais-quoi” to the exam causing you to fail French class
Pimp My Ride vs Prik My Datum
See Brown; Go To Town
Going "Scripulous Fingore Mode" in front of your entire family
WHO’S THE BEST CHRIS?
Another beautiful sunset wasted on commuting home.
Times it's OK to say "kanker"
Irate Gamer
Thinking every word that starts with an 'i' was invented by Apple
Horsing around in the Battle Bus with Marques Brownlee
National Topic Day 2025: Be There Or Be Square, Haha! (We will mold your face into an actual square using a hydraulic press.)
Loving his beard... 😢
Getting an early start on the "Vrijmibo" by snorting an entire line of coke off a planning poker card (you guessed 13 story points for a 2 story point item you fucking crackhead) (Upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to start your working life.)
Entering the funeral hall with a certain swag. Topped up on that aura and rizz in front of my dead granny
NOT being a pussy (putting the entire Hulk Hand up your ass)
Fun Family Gathering Topics: - which family member will die first - which family member least deserves to be alive - which family member is the most bigoted (YOU GET THE CHAINSAW) - piers morgan
Doing a Hulk SMASH! On that coffin
Your racist's family member's final hour will be your finest. (The Familial Suffering is Almost Over)
Smoking the ol' pipe way (Oppa Lung Cancer Style)
Doing what's best for your kid and the absolute WORST for you
My cousin said he'd crash at my place. Little did I know he would full throttle his car into my residence.
God Mr. Bean is good. That show is so fucking good man
Using AI to generate doctor prescriptions to get pills that make your prostate really big
Being Tomba and saying the CRAZIEST things like "My name is Tomba the Mighty" and "I have fast pants"
Trauma dumping in an Animal Crossing OST comment section
Was It Worth It: Violently robbing someone but the only loot is guitar strings and a $5 gamepad
Sequelitis - 2016-2020 vs. 2024-2028
Does the 40k in Warhammer 40k stand for the minimum number of hours required to derive any sort of joy from it?
Putting your heart and soul into each and every butt wipe but quiet quitting fatherhood
brat but it’s actually stankonia by outkast and why did you think it was brat?
The pee sample cup that feels So good to defecate in
Failing the “Try Not to Laugh” challenge at a very critical juncture in your life, sending you down an irreparable, irreversible and inescapable downward spiral. But who will have the last laugh?
boratfan2024 has been banned from life.

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