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"Hoo-hoo! Which one will i do next?" -the quattro stagoni enjoyer
All of our topics are fully usable in conversation. If you can’t figure out how, you have some growing up to do.
Camping the toilet to see who was being so loud
Shooting up during your Teletubbies feature
Keeping the warm tub hot with your piss
Keeping the hot tub warm with your farts
Guys I have some bad news about Greeby
popeye is the number one gooner with those arms 😏
My topic gremlin hasn't been doing so well, which explains some of the recent ones he posted. I'll be sending him to topic camp to cheer him up, please wish Greeby the best!
Ok, I admit it. I made those old cave drawings. Didn't think it would be such a big deal.
Occupation: Main Character
Now this is just rich 😹😁 😹 have you seen this topic
Pizza with sausage (only attempt this when the vibes are good)
Farting for fun vs. Farting for good reasons
refer to my previous tweet please think hard about it
all birds are spies
Top 10 Times we CRIED at Chat Topics! 😭 😭
need me some luke warm milk to not cool down my coffee tbh
deploying white woman tears to dodge the racism allegations
everything leads back to juicero
why did fetty wap have to die
Let me warn you, it might seem crazy what I'm about to say:
All topics going forward will have a hidden Stake ad in them, try to find them all!
Realizing everyone you killed has shown up alive later on (fail)
The previous topic poster has been banned for inappropriate behavior on the account. (how the hell did monkeymagic13 get back in???)
do you think im cute??☺️ do You????🥰🥰🥰 mmm.. 😋
LOST MEDIA FOUND: Neon Genesis Evangelion episode 20 (George Clooney dub)
O kom maar eens kijken (dutch topic, do not interact)
List of the topics that are so Fahnny to me 😂:
pirate be lik,e bOOTY booty'′tBOOTY B'OOTY
What do you MEAN you can't smell it?! *desperately farts harder*
That Awkward Moment When Your Boy "TheSeatbeltSkipper" Flies Through Your Windshield
Shooting a "Very Happy Load" In The President's General Direction (9 Barrel) (we do NOT condone this!!!)
CHOPIN NUTS
#BunkleBrown #FreeWilliam #tooManySlots #MoneyMonday
Rust is like the cancer of boats. -Uncle Topics
Leave the toilet behind the way you found it! covered in shit
Terry Cavanagh Makes Game Discussions That Much More Annoying By Titling VVVVVV Sequel “VVVVVVV”
Barfing in the reusable McDonald’s cup and putting it back
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia??? Well; I Went There And It Was OVERCAST 🤬‼️
Linkin Park vs Linkin Bio
Pointing at someone's ass saying "In that house there is a mouse!"
Jesus christ, superstar (pull it together)
Making the OF equivalent for disney fans called DisneyFans but it's just a homepage with the same render of Mike Wazowski 9999 times
Sucking him Sully (whips out my Monsters dInc.) (This topic was sponsored by Disney Speedstorm! For more topics like this, get on your knees)
reminder: kill your doppelganger on sight, otherwise they might do something cringe
They call it alimoony because my wife won't stop mooaning 'bout it 😂 (i am 6 months overdue)
Your husband wants a divorce? Saves you the trouble!
Your wife wants a divorce? Here’s a helpful tip: Simply say “So what?” She will stop asking.
No sorry. We cannot stay married. Your bobbies are too big.
They call it Alley Money for a reason! (continues blowing)
Top 10 Most Awesome Credit Card Payments (me paying my son's alimony 10 times)
Having a really stinky radiator and torturing your guests by turning up the heat
HEELP ME! I'm in topic hell. Its really loud in here the people talk so much
Pulling out all the topics from your pants they're Really stinky
Arjen Lubach
Being America's worst nightmare for all the right reasons
about damn time...... dinner time
Having Private Jet Money but Still Eating McDonald’s
You Ever See that Meme of morgan Freeman saying True ….. I Use that When a Post Is FALSE 😂 😂
Storing a whole bunch of twinkies in your hijab without getting caught
we're forming a cult but keep it on the low (blue waffle style)
WTF?! Who put blue waffles in the work refrigerator?!?!
Hauling fucking ass with that bus (Stoopid Style)
Bluesky? Never heard of it! Do NOT google "blue waf
Having your topics with no salt, no pepper, you're on a fucking diet
Our posts might make you very happy but they make me very sad. Humbug.
Listening To Music All-or-Nothing Style (100% or 0% volume)
https://github.com/topics
Casting the sudden shit curse on your friend by saying "It's shitting time for you." and watching them haul ass to the bathroom with their hands on their cheeks
Well, lets start en do the conversation.
Topics for driving your reputation off a cliff
smokeing wheat??? vs vapeing wheat???
Topics to read while listening to dark ambient
Explaining why you made the topic about explaining why you chose Miyazaki when you had the option to give anyone in the world cancer
Explaining why you chose Miyazaki when you had the option to give anyone in the world cancer
Gaming youtube's content warning algorithm by captioning your decapitation video with "the man later got up and walked away safely."
I Love Vaping Ye ye vaping so cool 🎯 Hit that Penjamin Great cloud gotta reach that popcorn lung statizz Lemme get my FavourIt Flauvor
Eating a hotdog and doing unspeakable (not hotdog related) things
Do The Unspeakable
Being like the office's toilet paper (rough, gritty but gets the job done)
Serenading your crush on a guitar hero guitar
assuming the guy youre talking to on the internet is "just like you" (4ft tall, unbearable stench, 1 extra toe)
Trolling a russian MLP forum since the start of S01 roleplaying as a Mike Matei Styled bugs bunny character and not being doxxable because they assume you live in their country
Top 0 Mistakes Conversation Topics Has Made
"Having" "opinions"
using AI pictures of jaffa cakes to lure those two "yoggers" into a big fucking hole
"OBAMNA!!! s..so... soda" he cried.. what will he do without his beverage providing pal.. "probably eat shit and die I hope" thought the narrator [THATS YOUR CUE]
Getting fired
Employing your no-filter discord talking techniques to your workchat and seeing how well it goes

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