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Having that classic "where could my pipe be?" moment in Minecraft
Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s Galaxy Gas in my soup” to which the waiter replies “uhhuuuhuhuhhuhhuhuhuhhh”
Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup who won’t stop saying ‘Ahhh ,Dont Stop , Keep Injecting Me Those Soup !!! I Love It !!! ‘“ and asking the waiter to deal with it. The waiter says “Ok I’ll”
Trying to play Smash Brothers but constantly getting distracted by the venue’s catering service calling for people to pick up their chicken nuggets
Fuck Marry Kill: Dick Schoof Edition
List of Verified Donkey Kong 64 Beaters
Just kidding ;)
Dropping your credit card in the toilet
Markiplier Starts Donkey Kong 64 Let's Play, Takes Full Year to Complete, Deletes All Videos in Embarrassment, Claims It Was Unus Annus 2
YOUTUBERS REACT TO VIRAL VIDEOS EP. #78000 (Zorptron Blows Up Planet Splotch, ⎎⍀⟟⟒⋏⎅ ⟟⋏⌇⟟⎅⟒ ⋔⟒, 🛴🎠🌋)
Reporting on someone's death every day until they actually die and then claiming you predicted it in a vision
RandstadRailing your girlfriend (Upgrade to ChatTopics Gold for dikke vette kutkankerzooi)
Inventing a plane called the Gimli Glider and promising nothing f͟u͟n͟n͟y͟ will happen
Returning to your 9 year long coma after checking Conversation topics
waking up from a 9 year coma and immediately checking Conversation Topics
Playing Spinky's Hell 64 and wondering why you have to walk to the Boinky Barrel all the fucking time
caramel dancing
racist cameo in yooka-laylee
Annoying Orange cameo in Banjo-Kazooie
small men needed.. small men wanted - im no longer interested in the tallest of men. Please short men come to me and help me I have many tasks for you Such as; crawl around, find the pennies, can we fit you in there? and more!\
Jim Carrey cringe compilation [NOTE: STOP saying this exists. stop pretending j jim is always cool!!!]
these topics having me in a pretzel 😂 where yall coming up with this stuff?
boofing the zure bom
Being in the phase of your life where you refuse to explain anything
Going Tony Lam mode after accidentally misgendering somebody (keep swing both sie)
Casting Skype Laughter Chain to the smart TV at every party you attend
Siphoning gas from cow to car and vice versa
What would you do if Pentatonix showed up in front of you and started singing Imagine Dragons a cappella?
I’m 50 years old Japanese man. I am lonely on Saturday night. I play Undertale PC game
Being bitten by a radioactive spider but rather than becoming awesome like Spider-Man you just die
Drinking 4 beers and smoking 2 cigarettes as fast as possible and feeling great
Pretending you're not a bus driver but a bike driver and swerving your bus like crazy and tipping over
Saying you're always "mainbating" as to not be problematic
ur mam rides my honker and calles me the red devil
Printing a billion men and sending them off to war
Cute little cargoless truck on the highway 🥹
calling the local builder boys to ask if their "stinky" is poisonous or just to scare off the "hoes"
Talking about how close Trump's assassination was and accidentally willing another attempt into existence
How many Nintendo characters can you pee on in one go?
Friend of mine called Terrydactyland a one-note world. He doesn't know there are 100, the absolute moron.
Movie idea: a man is stuck in a toilet stall. Realizing that noone will come to free him, he starts overthinking his life, and comes to terms with the man he is. It takes 20 minutes before he starts to eat his own shit for survival.
I'm only human jumpscare
Free lil boozy 🍺
Waiting to become an old man
This is a Conversation Topics update. You may want to have a look at TOPICS for what changed, or if you observe unexpected behavior: /usr/share/doc/chat/topics/NEWS New optional dependencies for Chat Topics
Yes, I have a stutter!! (stolen valor)
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but the size of the kidney stones he pisses out.
The Supreme Court rules on Boersma v. De Neve today
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME! YOU WILL NEVER DISCOVER WHO RUNS CHAT TOPICS!!!
Logging into the Conversation Topics account in public until I get exposed
Insert Coin For More Fly Soup Waiter Topics
Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup… souper mario. haha” The waiter transforms into Bowser and burns you to a crisp
...the fuck is this Escher guy doing?
Sometimes I crack myself up a little too hard. Shoutouts to nurse Gretchen!
First peek at Venom Fish in ‘VENOM: THE LAST DANCE'! ...but i wont show you :)
DIRT CHEAP! Some of these topics cost NO money (you can tell by the quality of the topics)
SPENNY!! Expensive topics some of these topics cost a loooooootta money (we had to go on fiverr to fill the void while we were gone)
YEEESH! Some topics aren't easy to talk about
avant-garde topics
NOT posting a ballpic before showering
Getting called the n-word by your ex but they still mean it in an endearing way somehow
Saying "They're not gonna fuck you." to the bird feeder lady
Hawk Tuah In My CEO’s Face
Being that person who asks questions in boring meetings to extend everyone’s suffering
Unmuting during the standup to say "pimpy son opp"
bein scottish is fuckin shite man, ye ever seen Brave? 😔
Ordering the "Big Emacs" at McDonald's and getting a burger with keycaps
Naming your kid Vim and switching to emacs
Kid named Vim
Codeslutting in Vim!
AITA? I told my friend that I used to cry when Bambi's mother was shot, but now that I'm older, I understand that the hunter needs to eat as well. I told him there were deer-people and hunters in this world. My friend said that I need therapy. Was it really weird what I said? Should I have explained myself better?
Horny moms in your area want to FUCK!!!! .......but not you lol.. Freak
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
MY "SNERT" TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!!!! (upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to gain access ,. to the Gespreks Onderwerpen baby yeaa... Zing het Wilhelmus met me
Seeing snare drums and going "MME LLLIKEY!!!! OuO"
That kid who claimed he owned Ace Attorney X Columbo for the N-Gage
Friend Inside Me Uncanny Valley AI Nightmare
We are not paying sweat shop workers for our topics. We put our soul into every topic, and every conversation, every chat, every word, every letter, e
Constraining that Fuck
NEW GENRE: Robotron Hakken
Wouldn't it feel good to drive a bus? People need to get picked up
"Sarcastically" taking a shit on the capitol
Hold on a minute! I saw that guy SHITTING on the capitol a couple weeks ago!
☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over conversation topics. /▌ /\
Calling everyone "Bob" and not expecting to run into problems
only reading the wii news channel for the slurs
super wakio kart
granpa gaming took a turn for the worst after he begin talking about politics.. :/
monkey stole my wife again, grab the hammer
Not being in the right "headspace" for glowgolf (Very interesting stains)

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