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PICK UP THE PHONE BABY!
Yuan style
Cooking your hand in da s0up
Conversation Topic Loading Screen Tip #4! Easy way to leave any conversation! step 1: "bro I'm SO fucking hungry" step 2 hit the bricks
Conversation Topic Loading Screen Tip #3! You don't have to do every conversation. Pick your fights, you do not gain experience from every talk
Conversation Topic Loading Screen Tip #2! When the conversation goes "STINKIN'!" You can always rely on the old standby: the meat comes out
Conversation Topic Loading Screen Tip #1! Do not engage her physically. She does not like it when you do this
Going Wide when you're boy TRO that ball
Being comfy with your own bladder (I will never piss. I do not have to piss. Pee is all in the mind/pee is stored in the balls
Coins coin coins coin s coins coins where are my coins
POV Video of a drunk man slurring his words ranting at a colored A4 print of the character Baba from Baba Is You
Saying "bro its always justified" to calm your "killer" boyfriend
Realizing your skin becomes 1% darker every day but it has a direct correlation to your gaming skills becoming 1% better everyday somehow?
Getting a crazy unbreakable gambling addiction in response to being told to get a hobby
Realizing that Topic Coin is DROPPING!!! 😱 📉 😱 😱 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
My name is Mr. Topics and I'm here to lay,
My name is Mr. Topics and I'm here to say,
Happy #transVisibilityDay! #MyBreastsBeGrowing
Getting killed because a funny lil guy distracted you
My Clothes Shrinkin? Nah ,,, My Breasts have Grown
what if he got a low taper fade?
bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
like the legend of the penis
Music To Get Robbed To
HEARTWARMING: Convicted serial killer makes courtroom laugh by yelling "I GOT BINGO" when sentence is being read (48 years)
Being the "Silent Hill" of the friend group
The Edinburgh cringe festival
Earning yourself the nickname Skippy after 'that fateful FaceTime call'
Aggressively FaceTiming your boss while naked to dominate them with your fat balls
Purposefully FaceTiming your boss while naked hoping your fat balls will get you that fat raise
Accidentally FaceTiming your boss while naked and they can see your fat balls in the caller preview
Read the first letter of every topic.
The Chuckle Brothers are here! ( cunt died)
See a good thumb gotta have fun
Don't forget to gift us some Crypto! if you like our topics (We are only accepting Topic Coin right now! Sorry) (coin does not exist)
peeing out my pusy out of protest
glue today queen? 🥺 💝
Chasing someone like AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Something wrong with the pussy
Family Friendly AVGN be like: Take the d*mp in his ear!!!!!!! he'd rather eat
the infamous holy man topic
Damn girl are you visual studio 'cause you are BUILDING!
Being upset the Arabian Wipeout course isn't right-to-left
camping out the gorilla that broke into your house
Posting gorilla boy, not knowing what will happen next
This video was uploaded to ChatTopics.gov
"Then there's chunky!": a choose your own adventure book! Page 53 he dies Page 87 he dies Page 912 he dies Page 204 he dies
Getting a standing desk forgetting you lost your leg recently
We have caught the Mic Squelcher.
Having a pussy like Terrydactyland (too convoluted, too long, Gregg Mayles had to apologize for it)
Having a pussy like the Water Temple (too convoluted, too long, Miyamoto had to apologize for it)
Farting with a guy walking behind you kind of like Mario Kart Banana
Nothing will prepare you for this birth
Riding a rollercoaster while the park's official POV for the ride is being recorded and saying the CRAZIEST things like "AAAAAAAAAAHHH" and "I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF WITH A BIG BROWNER"
What did Ame Bibabi mean when she said "Fuck Em All, Fuck Em By"?
Owww just one more pic of your dog eating grapes? Love seeing dogs eating grapes ^-^
Being the Dharma & Greg of the group
Pick Me Pussy
Wondering why the topics uploaded to YouJizz.com perform so badly
price of the brick goin up
Sexting on marktplaats
Todd in the Shadows André Rieu sighting
You dreamin' bro? Keep me posted.
No more in jokes. Do not shut out other conversationalists.
Music for Multiple Brick Boys (do NOT play these around a singular brick boy things will go wrong)
Realizing that Breaking Bad is about walter being a cool guy and Skyler is just Dumb
Music for Brick Boy
I'm tired of motherfuckers on twitter tellin' me, always on the for you page "Chat Topics ain't 'bout this, Chat Topics ain't 'bout that" shut the FUCK UP
These bitches love boba o end or no end
guy in her bio exploded
Mentioning in your bio that you orgasm like a bee (cumming so hard your cock literally explodes, leaving you to die in a bush)
I'm in the closet. Let me out. LET me OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME O
>implying you're not being chased
Drinking that BENDY! water: "Oh is this Evian? Dasani? oh its bendy water 🫨🫨🫨💱 start that music baby" slap my k,nee
Eating an edible on every 4th note
calculated sharting
impulsive sharting
4 PRODUCERS 1 CUP
Being worried that Big King XXL burger gets lonely in your tummy
Ye oké But What if je girl had hit 'em OST
Plucking hairs out of your nutsack like Olimar
Doug Walker is waiting for your response on LinkedIn!
Being known as the Greatest Of All Time: Special Edition
Having a guy called "Sergio" as your comfort character
Being Ian (Hier is Ian)
being
Being the waiter of your friend group and growing tired of all these complaints about flies
Being the Evel Knievel of your friend group
How to smell like cigarettes without smokeing
[To the tune of Justin Biebers 2010 smash hit "Baby"] AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCK I JUST CRUSHED MY PENIS WITH A ROCK AAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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