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I'm only human jumpscare
Free lil boozy 🍺
Waiting to become an old man
This is a Conversation Topics update. You may want to have a look at TOPICS for what changed, or if you observe unexpected behavior: /usr/share/doc/chat/topics/NEWS New optional dependencies for Chat Topics
Yes, I have a stutter!! (stolen valor)
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but the size of the kidney stones he pisses out.
The Supreme Court rules on Boersma v. De Neve today
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME! YOU WILL NEVER DISCOVER WHO RUNS CHAT TOPICS!!!
Logging into the Conversation Topics account in public until I get exposed
Insert Coin For More Fly Soup Waiter Topics
Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup… souper mario. haha” The waiter transforms into Bowser and burns you to a crisp
...the fuck is this Escher guy doing?
Sometimes I crack myself up a little too hard. Shoutouts to nurse Gretchen!
First peek at Venom Fish in ‘VENOM: THE LAST DANCE'! ...but i wont show you :)
DIRT CHEAP! Some of these topics cost NO money (you can tell by the quality of the topics)
SPENNY!! Expensive topics some of these topics cost a loooooootta money (we had to go on fiverr to fill the void while we were gone)
YEEESH! Some topics aren't easy to talk about
avant-garde topics
NOT posting a ballpic before showering
Getting called the n-word by your ex but they still mean it in an endearing way somehow
Saying "They're not gonna fuck you." to the bird feeder lady
Hawk Tuah In My CEO’s Face
Being that person who asks questions in boring meetings to extend everyone’s suffering
Unmuting during the standup to say "pimpy son opp"
bein scottish is fuckin shite man, ye ever seen Brave? 😔
Ordering the "Big Emacs" at McDonald's and getting a burger with keycaps
Naming your kid Vim and switching to emacs
Kid named Vim
Codeslutting in Vim!
AITA? I told my friend that I used to cry when Bambi's mother was shot, but now that I'm older, I understand that the hunter needs to eat as well. I told him there were deer-people and hunters in this world. My friend said that I need therapy. Was it really weird what I said? Should I have explained myself better?
Horny moms in your area want to FUCK!!!! .......but not you lol.. Freak
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
MY "SNERT" TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!!!! (upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to gain access ,. to the Gespreks Onderwerpen baby yeaa... Zing het Wilhelmus met me
Seeing snare drums and going "MME LLLIKEY!!!! OuO"
That kid who claimed he owned Ace Attorney X Columbo for the N-Gage
Friend Inside Me Uncanny Valley AI Nightmare
We are not paying sweat shop workers for our topics. We put our soul into every topic, and every conversation, every chat, every word, every letter, e
Constraining that Fuck
NEW GENRE: Robotron Hakken
Wouldn't it feel good to drive a bus? People need to get picked up
"Sarcastically" taking a shit on the capitol
Hold on a minute! I saw that guy SHITTING on the capitol a couple weeks ago!
☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over conversation topics. /▌ /\
Calling everyone "Bob" and not expecting to run into problems
only reading the wii news channel for the slurs
super wakio kart
granpa gaming took a turn for the worst after he begin talking about politics.. :/
monkey stole my wife again, grab the hammer
Not being in the right "headspace" for glowgolf (Very interesting stains)
Letting out some weak little moans while carrying things
Getting a boner to the tune of the Cloud Cuckooland intro
Having a shitty date at a guy's house... until they get out the WII MINI!
placing blocks 'n shiT.... because you're in fucking MINECRAFT!!!!!
Insisting that every time your partner is upset with you, it's because they think you're too "tree-like" and are "trying to plant your roots all the time"
OOPS! Posted the sex assault topic in the family chat FAIL
*farts* ………………………………………………………..heh
Who looks the most diseased in your friend group?
Toby Fox Pro Skater 2
Constantly bringing up Life Force for some reason
Concord or ET: which one is the bigger flop?
"Daaamn Daniel, back at it again with the 'Hawk Tuah'!" Daniel briefly looked up and gave me a smirk before proceeding to suck my cock,
Fucked Up (in a goood way,)
Being Bricked Up (phone doesn't work)
Game Mania is fucking dead
Inciting "brick time" on your "friend"
Stuffing Clarence Thomas in the Battle Bus and ejecting him over Loot Lake
Tosh.0 rainbow pussy incident
Can confirm this, we all wanna get into the Rainbow Pussy
wha u wanna sword fight maneee cmon ill sword fight u maneee lets sword fight hetebtebttetetgiijgiivbbkikikiki
ball and chain ex-wife on the grill NOW
Haaa, enough socials fo today. BRING OUT THE TOPICS! 🤣🤣😂 Bring out the topics
Me Neither. START EDGEing!!!
Vimming it up! (Rest in peace Bram Moolenaar)
Robotron 64 wave 201 (you get booby & as.)
can you update the cheats for the 64 bit version of league of legends.
Plugging your pants' drawstring into your belly button and making the usb plugged in sound effect with your mouth when you're bored
How often does One Piece fit in EastEnders
Wondering why your snare sounds like a cowbell but not doing anything about it
helaas.. cinema..
That "shshshsh" sound you make when your friend starts talking to you during the best part of the youtube video
*respectfully stays silent during the cutscene*
time to le
BEWARE THE "booting up newly installed game -> instantanously going fully and irreversibly deaf" PIPELINE
laughing along to the scooby doo laughtrack cause you want to fit in
Being the Banjo-Tooie of the party (too big, staying too long, can’t find anything, weirdly passionate about the shaman vs witch debate)
Spinder man.. i
10 Min Yoga To Ejaculate & Cum
Allowing Minecraft Creeper backpacks and t-shirts on the plane even though they are technically depictions of bombs
Coney 2036 Drugs Tier List
*in the bababooey voice* ratatouille

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