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Gay porn vs Gray porn
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Gay Tripping Is Gay
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geef me die swag OFFICIAL VIDEO CLIPE
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Gender: male (jk)
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Generating a selfie of you and your friends through AI and then asking them "Hey guys, remember this?"
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genghis khan
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genius.com more like dumbass.com follow for more rap memes
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Gentrifying your sex life by asking all your partners to pay you a hefty fee upfront
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Gen Z vs Gen Der
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George W. Bush receives the "second plane" news through the Wiimote speaker and dies laughing
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german scheiße video
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Get a BBL you fucking weakling
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Get China
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get dancing bee bear on your phone text dance to 28 28 2 that's dance to 28 28 2 subscription costs 9.99 per month
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🦍 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH ✅ ⚰️ . PLEASE START FAKING YOUR OWN DEATH 👍 ⚰️ . FAKING YOUR OWN DEATH ⚰️ IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ . YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 🤯
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GET OUT OF EQUESTRIA YOU FRIGGIN NAZIS!!!
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🧲🔃 GET POLE SHIFTED IDIOT 🧲🔃
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Get That Ass Unbanned
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Get this fucking thing offa me
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Getting a boner to the tune of the Cloud Cuckooland intro
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Getting Absolutely OWNED By a Boston Dynamics Animal (couldn't find the off switch)
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getting a c00ckie out the Cookie Jard ™️
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Getting A Call From God To Try The Free Food Sample At Walmart
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Getting a cluster headache from farting too hard
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Getting a crazy unbreakable gambling addiction in response to being told to get a hobby
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Getting a cybernetic implant that gives you a vision HUD element highlighting Paul McCartney's relative position and distance to you
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Getting a geriatric boner
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Getting a gift sub to your favorite streamer the day before they’re outed as a sexual predator (Uh oh! What will your friends think?)
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Getting a gold split on a craft causing the channel to be renamed to 4 Minute Crafts
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Getting a good Slap random note arrangement playing Beatmania IIDX vs slapping your girlfriend
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Getting a "handle" on the situation
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Getting a kidney stone right as you're about to drop the sickest topic
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Getting all your world news from the MensGasm page
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Getting an abortion after seeing AI-generated mockups of you and your partner’s baby
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Getting an early start on the "Vrijmibo" by snorting an entire line of coke off a planning poker card (you guessed 13 story points for a 2 story point item you fucking crackhead) (Upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to start your working life.)
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Getting an H-word pass from your teacher (hall pass)
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Getting an ironic boner
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Getting a notification every time your friend's pussy updates
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Getting a record thats so good You Will Never Get The Joy of Beating That Record
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Getting arrested and insisting on your right to remain violent
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Getting arrested for another "William Shat'near" the Otis Air National Guard Base
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Getting arrested for going back on that same bridge with a backpack full of tools (It wasn't me!) (alright alright i did it)
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Getting arrested for ignoring Jerk Off Instructions
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Getting a Siiiiiiiiilver Surffffeeeeer Intermission during work
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Getting a Soulless 4 FC run up to Outro F and choking it to a pulmonary embolism (you've been sitting still for far too long)
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Getting a special hallmark card in the mail for your 24th workiversary (its an hd picture of your boss's sweaty bare balls butt and back)
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getting ass implants to "level the playing field"
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Getting a standing desk forgetting you lost your leg recently
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Getting a tony award while your worst enemy is named "Tony"
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Getting a twitter notification about the new conversation topics tweet and sighing so loud that your mom hears it from the other room and asks you if you are ok and you say no
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Getting a Very Gender Affirming Yeast Infection
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Getting Away With It 2
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Getting away with it by saying "Oh, that was just my frog, Horny."
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Getting a "Your wife is in my custody!" notification from mick jagger
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Getting a "You've been bamboozled!" notification from the stock market
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getting banned for being a little pussy who can't utter the phrase "he/him"
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Getting banned for crossing the line during Vag Hour
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Getting banned from all Discord voice channels for trying to get the most out of your Wii Speak
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Getting Banned from Every Waffle House
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Getting banned from Twitch for 'phallocentric content'
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Getting banned on websites for using it normally
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Getting Beaver Bother'd
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Getting born
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Getting Brailed vs. Getting Grailed
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Getting brass balls implanted into your sack and telling people non-stop about how much you regret it
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Getting called a 'pinhead' for confusing the bowling alley with the blowing alley again
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Getting called the n-word by your ex but they still mean it in an endearing way somehow
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Getting Christmas Crank'd
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Getting cover to cover in the Nietzsche only to realize there was nothing gay at all about that science
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Getting Covid-19 Through 3DS Spotpass
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Getting "crunch-wraptured" at your local taco bell
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Getting decapitated during TTFAF Guitar Hero III but still clearing the song: The Best Clear of All Time (A human can live for hours after losing its head)
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Getting divorced
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Getting "Donkey Kong'd" In The Shower
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Getting drunk and playing the Bonbgos
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getting edged by the tiny yakult
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Getting extremely scared when a delivery man is on his way to your house
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Getting Family Guy withdrawal symptoms at the end of the Dark Psytrance mix
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Getting fired
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Getting fired for not being sillay enough
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😅 Getting flattened by a boulder and becoming an accordeon 😂
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Getting flogged for sharing your wordle
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Getting fucking LAUNCHED out of your mobility scooter (RIP ME)
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Getting headshotted really hard because you have a big big head
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Getting High off that Jodium Pack
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Getting hit by a car in a very cool way on a busy square where everyone can see your cool backflip and "landing"
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Getting Impressed by Impressions
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Getting indicted on 15 counts of huge penis and balls but the "media" decides to report it as insurance fraud. Whatever
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Getting into a game and then switching to a different game 2-3 days later
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Getting invited to feature on a Kanye song and proceeding to only say "LOEEOEEOOII LOOEEOOEEOO" on your verse
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