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Crashing into women to start relationships in a kawaii way

Losing your boner because you couldn't stop wondering why the guy had "Calvin and Hobbes" tattoo'd across his dick

The best part about Jim Halpert being played by a guy called John Krasinski is that John Krasinski is a name you would come up with in a split second as a disguise

Going 'ice cube mode' when someone asks you to do something basic.

Getting it twisted (your gonads)

Recognizing that the ring cycle was based on the video game and not the other way around. Don't get it twisted

5 seconds in and im already making brown (Luigi's mansion 2)

how do i set up obs in templeOS?

"Raw dogging" the ribs

I think a medieval child could and should be listening to The Beatles, that's THE band to show them...

Windows Vista made me a better person

BID WAR: Choose the Homunculus Dick Cheney $3828 Biden $1604 Gongon $913 Al Gore $16

Taking the train for no reason

US president read one book challenge

Leaving your baby in the sun because moet even lekker in het zonnetje zetten weet je (Abonnement

Introducing Sh1tBrikk™ 1000kg fiber supplement 1000% Satisfacktion you will Shitten through that Celine

going into random servers and typing "penis"; will you get banned?

Holding up a white flag to surrender but your enemy uses light theme so they just see you holding a stick and kill you

party like a rock

heyyyy remember me? just wanted to clarify that I am NOT gay! so STOP spreading that! 😠

these topics go so fast no one will notice im gay

i got the kinda suckin you dream of and see in the magazines next to a still frame of flushed away with the caption "rat movie takes the plunge and flops at the box office". anyways what im trying to say is that i left my drivers license at home, officer

If anyone takes any of my topics I will find you and make you write more for me then take them and post them and make money and pennies and coins so many coins you will not be a happy chappy my friend big trouble is a foot 🦶

finding out your private list of conversation topics is being posted online every 2 hours to a million billion people

I hope nobody is broadcasting these

Ending your AGDQ message with "Kill the boer."

Too bad kid. here comes my piss.

feeling a slight burn in your penis is ok :) too much is not good but a little is fine :) its okay :) :)

STOP DEADNAMING MECHA HITLER

4. The next time you get hungry

3. The next time you get scared

top 10 times it was me: 1. 😈 2. 🏢 🏢

BREAKING NEWS: PirateSoftware has finally learned about for loops!

My life went from a "bringe bompilation" to a "Try not to talk about it challenge"

Rainbow Road (July Ver.)

My life went from a "Lets talk about it" to a "Welcome to da topics"

Recommending your friends good coffins after all the shit that happened

has anyone seen my purple frisbee ?

1 like = 1 RIP for a chicken that died for ya stoopid meal.

Your personally curated yaoi vs. the yaoi that sister recommended (filthy fujoshi

If AI can wipe my bum now, which one wipe forward which one wipe back

neurolink implant elon musk chatgpt microsoft bill gates covid ntf crypto frisbee? gpt answer now copy paste answered fortnite gameing joe rogan podcast youtube typing he didn't like my message

sometimes I hear clicking from the back of my head 🙂 🙂 🙂 😟 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

Warming your girl up with some Dirty ChatGPT before showing your real self

Superman cunts it

Spotify Wrapped vs. Durex Wrapped

Doctors Without Borderlands 3. LMAO, you don't even have Borderlands 3??

Doctors Without Bitches

Why do Tour de France racers want that jersey so badly? They have the money to just buy one.

Flea market sadness

62 rubber snakes 62 rubber snakes 62 rubber snakes will you flinch? Will you jump? Theyre made out of rubber though

Always saying "you saved my cock" when the barista brings you coffee

Realizing that all that stuff didn't help your game but all this time it was your leopard skin pillbox hat that gave you the results

Getting "ahead" in the game by having "gay sex"

Toilet seat fall down Cut You're dang peanits off

Imagine Dragons was FUCKED. No one told me I had to actually imagine the dragons myself. I guess I'll just imagine the entrance fee next time.

Getting your PayPal funds frozen for being "too well-endowed"

System of a Down - Little men

Understanding his "donky kong" reference

booting up frog bog on the intellivision and getting irrationally mad at the fly physics

Reading the title of the OST track you're listening to, "Ploopy fucking dies", spoiling your game forever

Night at the motherfucking museum bitch!! Ass hole

Night at the museum

Who released the fucking cowboy robot

Placing a pool table and an arcade machine in your office to bully your ever-so-busy coworkers

Opening a restaurant called Sakura that only serves pancakes

Did you know there is only one person in the Putin suit?

Flushing your credibility down the toilet

This is the FIRST AI Generated topic! (or is it? Maak je borst maar nat)

Going for a less bumpy look

so anyway uhh bud light or miller lite

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors; be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me; I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should've known you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Environments where you NEVER say the N-word: - the office

there's a tiny corner where Tony cleans his coins

Infamous Mr. Bean Photoshop Challenge (5 injured, 1 dead)

Breathe in breathe out. Put your hooves up, put your hoof down

what if therr was an app for that ?

Going "postal". (Eating 45 stamps)

All of us at conversation topics HQ would like to remind you that we are in fact run by a swarm of angry locusts that havent been able to get back to sleep since they last woke up. Also one pelican

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE BIRTH CRISIS BROO!!!! I WARNED YOU!

Breathe in. Breathe out. Perish bro

Stuck in Shitzoland trying to breathe in this birthing crisis

Babe, are you okay? You've barely touched your Shinzo Abe bullet hole-shaped donut.

Hey babe, do you think shinzo abe felt like a donut for the brief few seconds he was conscious after getting a blunderbus-barrel-shaped-hole blown through his chest? Just wondering babe.

Being a scientist at Dunkin (donut research)

Donut research (do not research)

Shrinky dink (do not research)

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