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Playing with the king's wii vs. Playing with the king's weenis
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Asking your married friend for the wifey password
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Gooning so hard your dick flies over the neighbor's fence, so now you have to ring his doorbell and ask something like "mister, can I have my cock back?", and make small talk and such.
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WAT HEB IK NOU VERDOMME GEZEGD, STOEPHOER?! (dont upgrade to ChatTopics Gold you really dont want more of this trite garbage. you DONT WANT GespreksOnderwerpen)
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Cast Away DIRECTOR'S CUT: Wilson is replaced with the football from Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise A Football (cameo does not exist) (director's cut does not exist)
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Your balls are currently traveling at 67,000 miles per hour
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Turning all your friends into a Wojak and making insufferable comics out of them
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This topic has been censored by the Government of Botswana due to excessive use of the word "Sprunt"
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Using conversation topic most controversial moments to see if your parents are actually engaging in the conversation. They werent...
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curing your social anxiety by building a homemade blunderbus
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Using Conversation Topics to refute the “Y’all are not ready for that conversation” allegations
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Using your first bus route of the day as a "warm-up" (The Pile up Catastrophe of September 23th, 2024)
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screaming "the last metroid is in captivity" when someone asks you about the ukraine war
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The balls are no longer inert
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twenty two pilots
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The Conversation Topics Team wishes to formally cut ties with Jim Davis for reasons that will remain undisclosed. Jim, we wish you well, but we hope you get that checked out.
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Getting sent to gamer prison
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Going hard in the paint at the funeral
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Spamming a ton
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🦍 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH ✅ ⚰️ . PLEASE START FAKING YOUR OWN DEATH 👍 ⚰️ . FAKING YOUR OWN DEATH ⚰️ IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ . YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 🤯
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For more tips on implementing topics in your daily life, check out our new video in the description. (description does not exist) (video does not exist)
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get your dattebayo ass outta here before i dunk your head thru that ramen bowl
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Misinterpreting the #showmustgoon hashtag as "Show Must Goon" and replying with depraved videos of yourself fucking all sorts of fleshlights and sex dolls
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Welcome to disneyland paris! I'm gonna disneyland pre!
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manjoras mansk
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Forgetting your friend "who's good with kids" is mainly good at destroying them
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CONEY gets KILLED for placing DOOM too LOW
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Would you let jerma985 take a look into your vagina?
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I deserve a tradwife gf!
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That feeling that washes over you when you see a thumbnail in your recommended videos of JerryRigEverything breaking an iPad in half
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GREEN MAN
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did u guys see that
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Lil green men wont stop stealing my fucking style poser cunts
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R U READY 2 GO INSIDA CHAT TOPICS AGAIN?
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Getting sued for starting what is essentially the Japanese equivalent of YMC (Young Money Clan)
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Getting arrested for going back on that same bridge with a backpack full of tools (It wasn't me!) (alright alright i did it)
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The Theme of Jacking Off (Clown ver.)
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Spamming a random internet friend "omw to your house!" without knowing their address
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What is the difference between 😂 and 🤣?
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Make sure your friends are orbular.
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fuck it, we
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Target acquired. Your favorite topic will be the last one you'll read.
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What's your favorite Conversation Topic? Let us know in the replies!
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Blasting CEO Grindstep while bankrupting your company
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Fighting racism but still occasionally doing your infamous-but-iconic indian accent
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Marty Unlocking Method 2 (REAL!!!)
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The Quest to Beat binky9999999999999999 (story does not exist)
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Shitting loud as hell and calling it "cacaphony"
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Ordering a maid at the renaissance fair but the person taking your order is hard of hearing and brings you some mead instead (you have to drink it now)
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going to a cat cafe to order the cat (me-owch!)
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repeatedly saying "PLEASE PLEASE OH PLEASE" hoping uberEats gives you a discount
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putting every last coin in that pusdy
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pussy got me bankrupting!!!!
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Booting up Tempest 2000 mid sm64 race
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tweeting "if you're making fun of me this is who you're making fun of >.<:" and attaching a video of a homeless person masturbating in public
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Not helping the goopy one
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Helping that one friend who's always sticky
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Buying the "Schizophrenia & MORE" DLC pack
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How To Make Your Girlfriend Reappear
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Way Too Oily, Way Too Quick (CNN Exclusive)
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Steam Deck Withdrawal Symptoms
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Today a young woman on acid realized she got that BUNDA. she got that BUNDA on.
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Today a young man on acid realized that all conversations are merely topics condensed to a slow chat, that we are all one conversation experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as chats, chats are only a dream, and we are the imagination of our conversations.
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Strong Bad Email 210 - hunter biden
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Realizing this peace is what all true warriors strive for
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Being the "chosen one" (person who can say the N-word)
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Topics that need to be submitted in person
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TOPICS FOR THE DINNER TABLE: yooo has anybody seen obama slangin’ it?
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Asking Obama whether he's slanging it (out of politeness)
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does my cat have autism
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Single-bullet theory vs magic bullet theory (Either way; ya done, JFK)
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TOPICS FOR THE DINNER TABLE: hey wanna compare hemorrhoids?
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The dream is dead. Globox has been caught sex trafficking in Thailand; will be removed from Rayman Arena on May 29th.
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Joking about a tragedy before it even happened to avoid cancellation
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How to win an argument against any woman: simply say "girls be like" after anything they say, then high five as many bros as you can find in the area. For more pro tips go to andrewtate․org
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Taking meta topics a little too seriously (yeah, im talking to you.)
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GOD is on a Killing Spree
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(Tingle included for scale)
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pussy fracking
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Accidentally hiring a pro grammar guy for a web development position (he's insufferable)
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Finding out the Director's Cut and walking out of the Cinema
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here in my car i am driving my car and im in a car and i drivey my.. car!!
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HIP NEW MEME OF 2024: They see me rollin', they hatin'!
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Forcing your mom to play Baldi's Basics
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Being able to out-cycle the rake when push comes to shove (delusional!)
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Daisuke
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Reaching Maximum Ritalin Efficiency
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Fetishes for TF2 Players: Guys with hats
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Nah you know what? Fuck you. *moves to africa*
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Deathcore band lead singer orders chickie nuggies for his wittle bandmates~ :3
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