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Yeah I farted. What of it?
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Getting ready to get your fuckin' fingers in there (pie)
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Finding the "killer"
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Gaining endless satisfaction from killing your sworn enemy and being happy for the rest of your life (do it. do it. Do it
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BAHAHA! You can't wash me, I'll die! I'm the dirtiest topic creator.
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The search is over! I found brain boy :) he's dead.
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Has anyone seen brain boy? Where did he go
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Brain boy, new character i just created. Please be kind to him
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Spingbing Jimbob has died. The world is a bit prettier than it was yesterday.
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LOST MEDIA: Game grumps scat video
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Really wanting to talk about Balan Wonderworld and being so impatient in conversation that you earn yourself the nickname "Anyway, Balan" because you can't help but interject with Balan talk
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Realizing your friend is inseparable from the Emoji Man
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Always remove the lint.
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Eggman gooner fakeout
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Regretting not considering your Balkan friend in the deal and missing him a bit (his ass was perfect)
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Proceeding to take over the Balkan territories without much negotiation
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Winning during "Indian Time"
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Asking for your mummy and being surprised when they wheel out "Miguel" 😂 😂 😂 😂 🔥 🔥 🔥 miguel․org
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Eating your mommy for lunch
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Calling mummy for help. MUMMY!! MUMMYYYY!!!! IM HUNGRY
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Eating good because you have lunch money from mummy
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Eating good because some bozo keeps giving you their lunch money under slightest intimidation
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Starving to death because you keep having to hand over your lunch money to the Conversation Topics Administrative Council
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hey girl let me get a peak-at-you (read this like pikachu for maximum funniness. Or dont, i seriously dont give a fuck. I wrote this joke for myself, not for you, you entitled piece of shit. give me your lunch money)
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Downloading Genshin Impact on your personal computer and immediately being unfriended by your entire friends list
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Ganja Gaming vs. Gacha Gaming
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do NOT check the bed
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Getting really sick and squirting out of your ass and having food poisoning- WAIT! It was all a dream! You were just squirting for fun 🙂
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DayMan™️ Origin Story
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Forgetting to LINT your code vs Forgetting to empty your lint trap (my house is on fire and my repo is ugly)
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Dying to a Surprise Buldak!
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pinar sosis
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Just photoshopped howie mandel's face onto a shrimp, but i'm not going to show you guys. You will just have to believe me when i say it is the most hilarious thing ive ever seen
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Meal deal: 2 shrimp and another shrimp for the price of 3 shrimp
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deadmau5 Adds Closed Hi-hat to Previously Made Loop, Finishes 16 New Bars of Music
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King crab
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Too many Boogers not enough walls...
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Finding out the actor of the iconic Saved By The Bell character Screech died
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Making a song about Screech (not knowing the iconic Saved By The Bell character's actor's actual name)
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Making a song called “Free Speech” but it’s about your wrongfully imprisoned rapper friend Speech
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begging all you RICH FUCKS to either start dressing well or just give me your money
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"We blame Fred Durst for everything." Pootin says after a 20 year game of "hitting" the "griddy" with Ukraine [BGM: Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff]
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Bad Dragon fans Unite! Freddie Mercury's final track "🎵 I like to clean my to-oilet! I like to clean my toy🎵" has FINALLY been released! from the clutches of hell
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Scott Cawthon Goes CRAZY! “Five Nights at The Border” Is His New Game? Stunted Individual!
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Dharma & Greg drinking game: take a shot everytime Greg says "I Greg to differ, Dharma."
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Q: Why did they call it the Xbox 360? A: Because 7 8 9
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Who is gonna die in 4 seconds
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It's the girl reading this post 🥹 (to find out what im talking about, stay tuned!)
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seven Asses
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FURRIES: Why do you do it? Asking for my boss.
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Being called a "future furry" by your boss in the standup
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Pre-Pee Hand wash (controversial)
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Manually adding "sent from my iPhone" so no one knows you're actually using a Windows phone
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Always commenting 'Word 2003' when you're in agreement
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I dunno bro, I'm just SpongeBob'd out.
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Ruh roh! Seems like our friend Scooby finds himself in some trouble.
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Congratulations! By popular demand, 23 nails have been inserted into Scooby Doo's skull
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22 or 23? Vote below!
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Getting indicted on 15 counts of huge penis and balls but the "media" decides to report it as insurance fraud. Whatever
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big bellie
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siddhartha gautama was just a bloke
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abbreviating to Fgt. because it looks like a miltary rank
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GAMER ALERT: HeavyDutyGamer is once again bringing his fat little dumper to TwitchCon. Will he leave a surprise in the foam pit again?
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The struggle of combining topic creation with your Bootylicious lifestyle
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Asking your wife "discard him? Y/N" whenever near her kid
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Plugging a USB cable into your friend and reading their debug console output
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Whoops! Belgium does not exist. Try setting your account to a different country.
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Going to a place where they have one of those bring-your-own-balls ballpits
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Leaving your kid behind at ChildCon not realizing what you have done
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Sad to announce ive learned more about drake.
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ok *empties my colon on you*
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The Three Stooges is now streaming on HBO MAX! This will not save them.
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To stop the assault from happening, press the stop button.
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Forgetting that "that" also happened (the epic bombing fail of '95)
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Waiting for the "Ping Ping" spawn
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Behaviour that one might describe as 'peak mickey'
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music be like bwebwebwebbobobobbobewebewllblblblwepbpblpblbpblpblpblbplpblbpbnabadadbadadbabadbdarapabaabda but then sometimes its like YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Hardcore podcast listening hearing damage
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Desperately explaining why cookie permissions and implementing AI in everything are the coolest things ever
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Cutting the bullsh*t and getting to the best part of driving a car (getting close and personal with the airbag)
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Do you actually like driving or are you just an airbag fanboy?
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Confusing the lyrics page for a battle log
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Being a quarky boyyyy
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Watching your friend FAIL at picking up a horse (RIP Larry 1995-2024)
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Letting your friends hold them
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posting on the YouTube Graveyard about your thick ass
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Ronald McDonald, this is your final warning.
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Pointing at the guy's stain and saying "Haha, I got that reference."
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r/relationship_advice • 12 hours ago DeliveringHellaLove445 My wife (33F) doesn't appreciate jokes about my (35M) mail delivery job despite the fact I work 15h a day to support our family. My friends all think it's funny but she keeps saying "our baby is not a lootcrate". How do I tell her that they changed their name to "The Loot Company" in 2019?
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r/relationship_advice • 2 days ago DHLSux123 How do I(33F) get my mailman husband(35M) to stop joking about "delivering" the baby? Our baby is not a box of Hello Fresh. I'm 8 months pregnant and at the end of my rope
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