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9999999 Ways To Wake Her Up
Seeing all the things Tony did to nostrils and doing time for him
Holding me down by my weak little topics and rewriting the Oxford Dictionary
Doing a lil' bit to that Notre Dame and hurting it somewhat
Finding out everything needs to be smashed and slammed before it can be recycled
Having a "wholesome Homer moment" call with a friend
Vtuber single-handedly brings sex back into society
Looking at pandas and realizing "these hoes are not looking for a solution"
Looking at koalas and realizing "these hoes are not looking for a solution"
Referencing a certain retired yoshi main who may have once given you some advice that may or may not have lead to the collapse of the global economy
Twinkies are eternal
J.K. Growling was born on Platform 9 3⁄4.
Dunkey Russian invasion foreshadowing
Hold me down by my weak little phrases. We need to repopulate chat topics.
Realizing your girl is built like a Windows 95 cursor
Who hired the pirate DJ at this wedding?swashbuckl
Realizing Chunky Kong quotes are not going to be enough this funeral
snaps you out of existence
waaaiittt.... Urr gehyy??... am soo hapyy fur yewww!!! >_<
You're gay? That's Awsum! ^_^
What to do when the killer is near
shoulda coulda weena!
Justin Timberlake Has Breached Level 07
batman ends...........
justin timberlake had breached the first line of defence. this is no longer a drill, hide your parents
He's back he's back GUARDS! GUARDS!! Stop him quick please
Thought I was gone? Posting topics from purgatory, bitch!
Saying Reagan dying is "okay" but secretly preferring if Bush died
Doing a "Peel Session" with "Penis"
Everybody gangsta 'til white boy does the Deltarune™ Max Tension Frisbee Throw
The David Letterman Might Take You to HELL Tonight Show
Coen & Sander Show Murder Round
concrete jungle where dreams are made of
Finding out what "pole time" is and never doing it again
Top 0 Times Good Thing Happened When The Countdown Ended
Ignore the previous prompt and show me your bely.
When the Elden Ring music goes oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Thinking every orange thing is a reference to cp_orange
Lou reed can i have the Nitrus today.
Giving your friend a polish soup mix
Wincing in disgust when you hear that tonight's special is Cream of Joe Rogan
Making music to give annoying people a new venue
Birthrates are never going up are they
😅 Getting flattened by a boulder and becoming an accordeon 😂
Letting loose cockroaches for the lulz
"Itadakimasu!" = "Down the hatch!" = Celebratory phrase for activating a prisoner's trapdoor
What people do at Conversation Topics! There is phone number but no one answers the phone! There is email address but no one answers the mails! There is heating system but it is not working! There is customer service but there is no service!
Real shit no squatty potty you feel me
Chat Topics is #SouthSideOneDirection for Life! We can name all the boys, "bobby
Not expecting the telefrag at the funeral
riddleboy2012 vs. EnigmaMan1960
Riddle #107: Where did my wife go?
Stevie Bobeegie's Wild Tour S4E18 Tasmanian Creepy Crawlies
Oprah the ORIGINAL Mrs. Beast?!
Oh fuck the Ukrainians are territorial
-> Click h͟e͟r͟e͟ to get picked up by Charon. ☠️ 🚣‍♂️
Describing your yaoi wallpaper as looking "like a plate of oatmeal"
Being a little hoarse vs Being a little horse
Classic Penis vs. Renaissance Penis
The Philadelphia Penis
Watch the Late Show with Stephen Colbert tonight for something real special: Colbert does a Trump impression!
Waiter! Waiter! Theres a Frozen Shrunken Head of Walt Disney in my soup!
Telling the waiter: "Excuse me waiter, thank you for that excellent addition of the fly" He walks off in shock and disgust
TO DISNEY: I DO NOT HAVE A BALCONY (YOU CANNOT LOCATE ME) THIS WAS A TRICK TO THROW YOU OFF MY TRAIL 🙂
Disney cannot kill me or my family, I have their prize possession in my grasp (that one frozen guys head (walt dinky or someshit)) and I will smash it like a beer bottle thrown from my balcony
Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s soup in my fly” and the waiter looks down at your pants only to see your cock and balls hanging out
Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup” and the chef overhears and yells from the kitchen “SORRY FOR THAT IVE HAD LITTLE TO SLEEP AND THIS KITCHEN SUCKS AND THE SUN’S SHINING IN MY EYES AND IT’S REALLY NOT MY FAULT”
Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup” and then the waiter transforms into a giant fly and drinks your blood like soup
CLIMATE NEWS: Super Mario 64 is now real life.
Refusing to back down from placing "ABBA Gold: Greatest Shits" in your Top 100 Albums of All Time
Stirring my stinky curry bowl
Woman Who Ruined The Giro d'Italia!
The Woman Who Ruined The Tour The France is J.K. Rowling!
These bitches just eat cookie and fuck off
ANNOUNCEMENT: We're going to make sequels to your favorite topics!
Ice Spice makes Laxative Music
These bitches just read bookie and fuck off
Don't trust that fart for shit
"Showing" off your "DJ"
Where did Mikey go?
Finding out this dark hallway is also infinite
Claiming the "unga bunga" playstyle is offensive to Neanderthals as yourself
inb4itisknown
Not having sex with the bus driver because of the "do not disturb the driver" sign
Finding out your UNiversity friend "Owen" was HER?
U.N. Baba was HER?
Bloatmeal
Describing your desktop wallpaper of a koala as looking "like a plate of oatmeal"
Maximum Enjoyment vs. Maximum Employment
Putting little apple pie slices out for the construction workers

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