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Accidently running implode --force on your friend
Gambling and the desire machine | Pay to Grin
Tackling greater problems such as your mom
The belly boys are coming soon! Be Ready For It
Tolerating your Nazi friend so that you get a chance to play Gubble on PS1
Your dad tipping over on his wheelie bin ride to work is not a bad work day; it's his last work day. For you it's a bad work day after you hear the news
got confirmation from nintendo that mario would infact say that if he was able to make anything other than his little italian nosies
“If Peach gets kidnapped one more time I’m going to KILL MYSELF,” - Super Mario
HOAH SHIP
Local nazi inconsolable after finding out that the Gubble game on PS1 is not what he thought it was
Finding every hidden Mickey in your dream (completionist award)
being the bara of bad news (and hating it)
Not only did scientists find out rats laugh when tickled, they also say fuck off but just like we do, kinda rude but hey thry learned from me :)
watergate 64
Gaming in the Nixon years
The meat is STINKING!
British mpreg themed tv personality called "preggers"
Date Idea! You Go Into the Freezer
Super Mario Bros' Toad does not look like a penis you dumbass animator turned let'splayer
Ordering a sandwich with the green booger stuff (some call it avocado spread)
Realizing there is a little guy in there
List of problems caused by doing GHB with your friend's dad
Tricking someone into doing gay things so that they can test the waters for you
Adding one hair to your friends head every day without them noticing
James Rolfe watch party
Realizing Elvis MUST die but not realizing someone else already did the job
BREAKING: Previous Topic Poster EXPELLED For "Bullshit" >FRUIT OF THE LOOM CORNUCOPIA< Type Mandela Effect Conspiracy. I Mean, "Ed, Ed, Edd 'n Eddy"? Seriously?! Fuck Off
I'm pretty sure there was a 4th Ed that they just retired as the show went on. But I can't find anything about it. Surely I didn't just make this up? Help me out here, guys.
When an american plane crashes and hits the ground does it go "boeing"? Ha ha
WIFE BAILED ME OUT WE MIGHT BE BACK
Sad news guys,... this will be my last topic. peepstankCoin was a rug pull and I lost my life savings. no longer bullish on my own life 📉 it was a good ride and remember to always HODL and never fud.
Which way do YOU put your toilet paper on the rack? Crispy Mike wants to know. Crispy Mike wants to know. Crispy Mike wants to know. Crispy Mike wants to know. Crispy Mike wants to know. Crispy Mike wants to know. Crispy Mike wants to know. Crispy Mike wa
Barrel spins, cold steel against my temple.. Click LOOKS LIKE WE HAVEN'T GIVEN UP YET BOYS Buys $300,000 worth of peepstankCoin
Marking all emails as “spam” just to be safe
Capturing a frog on land and releasing it into a nearby pool of water only for a fat purple cat with a fishing rod to reel it back to land
Big the Cat is coming.
Making sure your friends are playing on punishment mode
Creating a ball that emits pure death and... OH SHI- ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ [ANOTHER TOPIC MAKER DEAD]
How BIG is Asgore's COCK Exactly? We asked "MatPat" to
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Creating a ball that emits pure death and rolling it into random government buildings
Being a bird but still staying in touch with the people from time to time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_Indies
⬆️ Click Here for The Best Page in the Universe.
Dedoimedo please review openSUSE again!
Realizing everybody's Wikipedia article will say "was" at some point
Poochy & Yoshi's STUPID World
Never mind. Poochy is in fact stupid.
Awkward Funnel Spider Deaths
Buy my Sinister Potion!
My Brother in Christ, u Heeft Haaientanden!!! [This topic was posted by the Dutch East Indies. Do not donate for this topic. Do not research who they were.]
(OOC: I think we're about halfway of the topics, maybe?) IC: I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT MAN
Yeah I farted. What of it?
Getting ready to get your fuckin' fingers in there (pie)
Finding the "killer"
Gaining endless satisfaction from killing your sworn enemy and being happy for the rest of your life (do it. do it. Do it
BAHAHA! You can't wash me, I'll die! I'm the dirtiest topic creator.
The search is over! I found brain boy :) he's dead.
Has anyone seen brain boy? Where did he go
Brain boy, new character i just created. Please be kind to him
Spingbing Jimbob has died. The world is a bit prettier than it was yesterday.
LOST MEDIA: Game grumps scat video
Really wanting to talk about Balan Wonderworld and being so impatient in conversation that you earn yourself the nickname "Anyway, Balan" because you can't help but interject with Balan talk
Realizing your friend is inseparable from the Emoji Man
Always remove the lint.
Eggman gooner fakeout
Regretting not considering your Balkan friend in the deal and missing him a bit (his ass was perfect)
Proceeding to take over the Balkan territories without much negotiation
Winning during "Indian Time"
Asking for your mummy and being surprised when they wheel out "Miguel" 😂 😂 😂 😂 🔥 🔥 🔥 miguel․org
Eating your mommy for lunch
Calling mummy for help. MUMMY!! MUMMYYYY!!!! IM HUNGRY
Eating good because you have lunch money from mummy
Eating good because some bozo keeps giving you their lunch money under slightest intimidation
Starving to death because you keep having to hand over your lunch money to the Conversation Topics Administrative Council
hey girl let me get a peak-at-you (read this like pikachu for maximum funniness. Or dont, i seriously dont give a fuck. I wrote this joke for myself, not for you, you entitled piece of shit. give me your lunch money)
Downloading Genshin Impact on your personal computer and immediately being unfriended by your entire friends list
Ganja Gaming vs. Gacha Gaming
do NOT check the bed
Getting really sick and squirting out of your ass and having food poisoning- WAIT! It was all a dream! You were just squirting for fun 🙂
DayMan™️ Origin Story
Forgetting to LINT your code vs Forgetting to empty your lint trap (my house is on fire and my repo is ugly)
Dying to a Surprise Buldak!
pinar sosis
Just photoshopped howie mandel's face onto a shrimp, but i'm not going to show you guys. You will just have to believe me when i say it is the most hilarious thing ive ever seen
Meal deal: 2 shrimp and another shrimp for the price of 3 shrimp
deadmau5 Adds Closed Hi-hat to Previously Made Loop, Finishes 16 New Bars of Music
King crab
Too many Boogers not enough walls...

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