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Today a young man on acid realized that all conversations are merely topics condensed to a slow chat, that we are all one conversation experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as chats, chats are only a dream, and we are the imagination of our conversations.
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Strong Bad Email 210 - hunter biden
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Realizing this peace is what all true warriors strive for
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Being the "chosen one" (person who can say the N-word)
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Topics that need to be submitted in person
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TOPICS FOR THE DINNER TABLE: yooo has anybody seen obama slangin’ it?
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Asking Obama whether he's slanging it (out of politeness)
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does my cat have autism
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Single-bullet theory vs magic bullet theory (Either way; ya done, JFK)
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TOPICS FOR THE DINNER TABLE: hey wanna compare hemorrhoids?
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The dream is dead. Globox has been caught sex trafficking in Thailand; will be removed from Rayman Arena on May 29th.
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Joking about a tragedy before it even happened to avoid cancellation
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How to win an argument against any woman: simply say "girls be like" after anything they say, then high five as many bros as you can find in the area. For more pro tips go to andrewtate․org
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Taking meta topics a little too seriously (yeah, im talking to you.)
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GOD is on a Killing Spree
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(Tingle included for scale)
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pussy fracking
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Accidentally hiring a pro grammar guy for a web development position (he's insufferable)
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Finding out the Director's Cut and walking out of the Cinema
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here in my car i am driving my car and im in a car and i drivey my.. car!!
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HIP NEW MEME OF 2024: They see me rollin', they hatin'!
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Forcing your mom to play Baldi's Basics
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Being able to out-cycle the rake when push comes to shove (delusional!)
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Daisuke
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Reaching Maximum Ritalin Efficiency
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Fetishes for TF2 Players: Guys with hats
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Nah you know what? Fuck you. *moves to africa*
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Deathcore band lead singer orders chickie nuggies for his wittle bandmates~ :3
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Farting while giving birth, thus invalidating the entire birth
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Turning your buddy's housewarming party into a househarming party
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Saving a first date by pulling up Conversation Topics
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Referring to Ted Bundy as your problematic fave
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Jumping the shark vs Jumping the cliff
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Dying of cliff jumping disease
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⚠️ ⛰️ JIMMY HAS PASSED ⛰️ ⚠️
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We were never suppasta be buddies... pasta la vista, my friend, for it is pasta our time!
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BRING ME MY PASTA BUDDY (NOW)
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Being my pasta buddy (please)
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The Surprisingly Complex Music of Wii Play's Tanks!
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Can I put my balls in your jaw Mega Mix
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Having Instant Automatic Stockholm Syndrome in every shit situation
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TOP 5 QUOTES FROM PARENTS: - yeah we've been up all night... babies am i right?? hahaha - Who? Oh yeah, Damian... idk he's probably taking a shit on our bed right now. The Usual - I have no clue what my kid is playing on that damn Nintendobox. - Schooliosis XD - [while recording on their phone] Okay Jimmy, jump off the cliff in 3... 2... 1...
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Misinterpreting World Password Day and posting your passwords in plaintext on all your social media
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We will never stop posting. We will never stop posting. We will never stop posting. We will never stop posting. We will never stop posting. We will never stop posting. We will never stop posting.
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<CLICK HERE TO RELAX>
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Loosening the bolts on a whole buncha stuff (Golden Gate Bridge Tragedy June 24th 2024)
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Often talking a bit too enthusiastically about a certain public toilet leading to the investigation on all the things you've been doing in there
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What was uncle gubsy trying to tell us?
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welcome to the 7th annual chat topics squid games
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Too many followers one of u gotta go...
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Gubgubgub gubgubgub gubgubgubgubgubgubgubgubgubgubgub.. gubsie you bastard
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"You and what army" type behavior
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The final hour of Chat Topics (last talk)
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Wie geht's dir, alter? Mir geht's schlecht!! Mir geht's ganz schlecht und ich weiß nicht warum!!!! Hilf mir, bitte!!!!!! Ich bin ein Berliner und ich verstehe nur Bahnhof!!!!!!!!!
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Conversation Topics (formerly Chat Topics)
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Pirating Google Chrome through peer-to-peer file sharing because you don't trust the website
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Berating your friend for changing their nickname to something that sounds like total shit
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Approaching a woman at work and telling her she could be spongebob if she tried
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41 topics 42 topics 43 topics how many topics can YOU think of? I can only think of 2
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red blue yellor the primary colors we all know them
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Being stinky and attracting lots of friends (flies)
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Plotting to destroy your entire office building
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Lamenting the removal of the hand sanitizer station in your office building
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Stumbling upon a large labyrinth of flattened horse shit on your way to the office
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Saying "He's not gonna fuck you." to the guy thanking the busdriver
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Walking everywhere belly first (your belly will protect you from danger)
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Sir how was that Big dump you took? No Comment .
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my contribution to the drake kendrick beef: i twisted my balls really hard and went to the hospital
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Sustaining solely on american cheese singles 🟨
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Having a pussay that Stank on Fridays and smells OK usually
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Having a penis that Smells awful when you're angry and great when you're happy
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Are boys allowed to go "weee!"?
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Auto-fellatio'ing until someone stops you
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anybody else vaguely remember a " Liz Truss"???
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if it wasn't for mario bros 3... super mario advance 4 would not have existed
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Dubbing Sid Vicious as "the DaBaby of Punk"
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Laagvliet
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Calling the turtle from Over The Hedge a whiny lil fucking bitch
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I haven't left my house in years
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Experiencing a 'gamer clot'
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Moving to Germany and unwillingly getting an achievement tracking poop shelf
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That kid who claimed he owned Boney M
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That kid who claimed he owned Rayman N
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Listening to U2 and saying "Hey what's this guy's name again? Bobo?" Every minute or so
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Eating your friend's skin without them noticing
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Bro where's the wheel?
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Beating your wife in the cuteness competition
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Inventing toilet paper and wondering "will this even work?"
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Getting that little bit of estrogen you needed to win the tournament
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having a pee party instead of a wedding to avoid having to kiss the bride
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