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Here you go man, have some pills. *unrolls foreskin*
Take j pills dude, and you'll be fine (Do NOT take these, the results have not been researched)
Spotify VR: Even synesthesia is now bought and paid for
New IDF strategy: if you can't beat 'em, fuck 'em! (SEX)
Renaming your hardened pub beverage to "The Gay Drink" just to see what happens
101 pussy topics
o yea? *shows u my pussy*
Losing your fucking mind over 1 like
the horse enters flow state
Big Man Erasure
balatro soap gene
Posting on r/balatro about your chip-focused build and calling it the BINLEY MEGA CHIPPY build, resulting in the immediate lifetime ban of your account
Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega pussy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy.
Angry Video Game Nerd Episode 78 Wayne’s World 3X SPEED Left Ear | Confucius Teachings With 432 Hz Healing Sound Right Ear
You have been banned for saying that topic. For the rest of the anniversary you may only chat and engage with other topics. Do NOT start any new conversations, or face the repercussions.
Realizing all the similarities between Picasso and this inflation art creator
Finally finishing the Finnish off
Implying Finland is not just one big psych ward
Not quite there yet with your code? Do the easter egg hunt 1.2x faster
Brrrring bring! Don't you wish you could bring your topics everywhere you go? Claim your personalized Chat Topic Ringtone "HEY YOU CHATTER!" by using the code ONLY findable by doing the easter egg hunt at the upcoming 50th Chat Topic Anniversary (The Code is T______pic j(fill in the blanks
Being 80 years old and wondering where everyone went
Bazing! The 50th Anniversary Chat Topics Meet was a ploy developed and published by the GespreksOnderwerp B.V. to condition people to purchase access to Chat Topics Gold™️. With the "gold money" reaped through this we will be able to produce topics 1.2x faster. Thank you for your participation, keep on chatting! 😼🗨️
U.N. Owen did WHAT? what did she do
Using surgical precision to pick the right reacts to de-stimulate your friend from doing something sucky tonight
Always rating 👎 on your mutuals sucidial ideation posts
Being the only one under 3 inches at the 51th Chat Topic Anniversary Meet
You gotta Grow Up to Show Up™️®️©️
Being really annoyed that zoomers under 50 are attending the 50th Anniversary Chat Topic Meet
Wondering when the first 49 Chat Topic Anniversaries were
We're bringing in the 51th Chat Topic Anniversary punch! . . . DRINK UP GRINCHES
Spiking the punch with fristi (and fentanyl) This topic was brought to you by the guy who spiked the punch at the 50th Anniversary Chat Topic Meet
WARNING: This is a formal Chat Topic announcement. Someone has been found putting something in the punch at the 50th Chat Topic Anniversary. We will find him (DO NOT DRINK THE PUNCH)
Having some dentures around your cock. Bertha, you gotta pick these up at some point
This Chat Topic Meet fly as Hell
I think birds fly everywhere, not just the 50th Aniversary Chat Topic Meet
BREAKING NEWS: Bird Flu outbreak at the 50th Anniversary Chat Topic Meet
and there it goes!!! (you have missed the 50th Anniversary Chat topic meet)
The 50th Anniversary Chat Topic meet will commence! (this will not happen any time soon)
Playing a “little game” with your civilians (genocide)
Bazing! Balatro was a ploy developed and published by the Nederlandse Lotto & Kansspel Ontwikkel B.V. to condition people to gomble and buy more lottery tickets. With the "tax money" reaped through this we will be able to produce kings and other royalty members 1.2x faster. Thank you for your participation, keep on flushing! 📷 📷
Killing an ambtenaar and claiming their goede vrijdag off
Not Getting The Day Off On Good Friday (This Friday Is Not So Good After All)
Realizing Good Friday is a National Chat Topic Holiday (Thats right! -25% off on all chat topic merchandise)
I pull up with the chode 💯 💯 💯
BREAKING: Two Finger Freddy dead at 76
He used to be called Four Finger Freddy. Now, after the accident, Two Finger Freddy is sad his name doesn't alliterate as nicely
Public Enema #1
The Chat Topic Cinematic Universe
Male pattern baldness be damned, that Minoxidil can fart
*slaps own ass* Yeah baby, this thing is built for casting
First impressions are everything: I do NOT like THAT guy
Telling your friends and family an elaborate lie about a 31-day foreign trip you’re going on so they won’t know you’re participating in Anaesthesia August
U. N. ations Did What?
Getting your location doxxed only for people to admire your living conditions
This has got to stop. You click on a video that says "MILF gets fucked in bathtub" and for 98% of the video she gets fucked outside of the bathtub, on the floor! What's the point?!
HEY "NINTENDO FANS"!!! I'VE GOT A JOKE FOR YOU GUYS. ARE YOU READY? HERE IT IS...... THE WII U LOL
she frutiger on my aero till i skeuomorphism
Poppy Toppy Sloppy
Little guyism is not a new thing. Little guys been around for a very long time
To the people saying "je hoeft het niet in te wrijven": You absolutely have to wrijf it in. The lotion needs to get in. Do not be afraid to get your hands dirty
Girl fingered me so hard I started seeing the Sony Privacy Policy™️
Having the sex life equivalent of a leaky bucket
FreakyLeakers․com
That stinky chili bowl that feels so good to stir
Top 10 Fucked Judo Moments
Dragon's Dogma Balls LOL
Getting possessed to reach higher typing speeds
The Banner of the Jelqed Man
Accidentally giving both your kids the same name
Wondering why the #hardest-farts channel has been so silent lately
The insane lengths Nickelodeon went through to hide the existence of the scrapped iCarly character Gubby
>he doesn't know about the efteling grenade hunt
Pulling the "smoking gun" out of my prehistoric pussy (the case has been going on for 67 years)
Realizing your son fkin sucks at being gay so send him to Gay Camp™️
Stop ‘n Swop, but it’s a sex position
No way horses celebrate national car day, or national bike day
Do we count Super Hornio Brothers as part of the Nintendo Cinematic Universe? Why where these brothers so horny anyway?
Being a christian sysadmin and finding out your most used vim keystrokes are "Y-A-O-I"
Thanks for the sex homie.
DON’T YOU GO AND TELL HER ABOUT THE SECRET IN HER CELLAR
The Art of "Doing it on the carpet"
ChatTopics version 5.3.8 just released! Read the changelog below: - Removed references to The Oily Boys at the request of their estate - Ate the last stinky chili bowl -i cummed in the toilet
Best Non-Binary Pastimes: 5 victims left. Don't suck out all their blood, we're not killers here
Realizing halfway your court reporting job that you really didnt need to add dictionary entries for all the alvin and the chipmunk characters
Implying Kanye wouldn't be a chaser in his truest form
Screaming "BINLEY MEGA CHIPPY" as you're losing all your chips at the roulette table
Setting off a Power Bomb in your apartment to figure out the location of the hidden tunnel to your stash of Cocoa Puffs
Playing a video game and thinking: "Man, I sure wonder what ScrewAttack's Top 10 Items for this game would be!" ⚠️ DISCLAIMER ⚠️ - This topic might be impossible to use in conversation due to no one on Earth relating to it.
Hey everybody it's me ScrewAttack! I remember it so you don't have to.
Accidentally confusing Conversation Topics for a pickup line forum

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