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Scat; the thinking man's fetish (thinking about shitting)
Waking up and discovering the gettyimages watermark was branded all over your body overnight
preferring gameLIFE over gameplay
*finds weird looking bucket* guess i dont need to leave the bed after all :)
No longer thrusting his farts
She got that Fraps pussy . she got that Bandicam pussy.
Using your boyfriend to spawn something from your hoo-hah but not realizing how fucked up the gremlin's pathing would be
Recording the most important moment of your life with Unregistered HyperCam 2
Not responding to threats that involve Jungle Book Groove Party
Topics that follow the "scène met de zoemer" design philosophy
Joost caught bussing it down at work!
Hyperfixating on the tiger you noticed in the bushes (a notable feat of perception; tigers are masters of camouflage. It is still going to tear your windpipe out.)
Hyperfixating on the Tiger Woods poster and framed photo in Elmo's bedroom
Beating up everyone who understands your 'Mike Matei - Elmo in Grouchland' references
Getting really tired of your girlfriend saying "no cap" because you desperately want to leave it on during sex
Refusing to say "no cap", because you think it stands for "no capitalism"
Separating ya ass cheeks (to fit a huge dick inbetween) vs Separating ya church and state (to fit a huge dick inbetween)
Just skinned my doctor :-)
Doctor said maaaan thats too much skin
Doctor said i need more skin
Being able to name every song in the LSD: Dream Emulator soundtrack
if these Braindead morons dont stop Liking my Tweet im gonna go Ballistic
being branded "hoseboy" because of that one time your classmates saw you getting hosed down by your mom after you slipped into the spaghetti pot (you were grounded for 3 weeks)
Once you read this, you have to take the “Buy The First Thing You See On eBay Challenge”!
BREAKING: My ribs. Ow
BREAKING: Lil Yachty Reportedly Attempting To Write Song With Ever Elusive “Second Verse”, Aims To Achieve Song Length Of Over 2 Minutes
die. die. die. die. die. im serious. die.
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Killing off Baby Luigi to make Mario a more compelling character
going back in time to kill baby mario
Just kind of kicking a couple babies in the head. Keepin it Honest 😃
Not wanting to leave the simulation because what if the Real World doesnt have sans undertale
getting edged by the tiny yakult
Using a pestle and mortar to grind 5 packages of 500mg paracetamol into white powder and putting that on your pancakes because you're going sugarless with your diet
Men shows vs Women shows (There are no differences)
DeFi Media vs Wifey media (We are watching all the Women shows. As the world turns. Madame web. Resident evil code veronica
Defy Media vs DeFi Media (There are no differences)
Your favorite president is on PrEP!
Working private discord emotes into your speech pattern
Automatically rejecting any and all br*tish media and knowing matt smith as the "epic have sex guy" from Morbius (2022)
Recognizing the Mythbusters theme background music in your gore video
Bringing a laser sight incase you need to use a urinal
⚠️HAPSNAP MENTIONED⚠️
Posting one final topic before going on stage
Predicting that the king will buy a Wii
Oh would you look at that. The king buys a Wii.
Mourning your favourite homeless person (disintegrated when you weren't looking)
Well hello there T-Mates! I'm Tris, which means it must be T-Time!
Being a housewife in the 60s listening to your husband rave about politics and seeing your son gripping the fuck out of the steak knife he's holding but you're on too much valium to care #tradwife #thatfridayfeeling
Running into someone you don't know who greets you and saying the CRAZIEST things like "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!" and "RIP my inbox! XD"
Getting punished by God for something he thinks you did
Singlehandedly bringing a gated community to its knees by displacing a door handle
Ph.D in Vagina Sciences A.K.A. Master of VagTrix™
When da wee willy winky shows up.. everyone shuts up 👆
dining in and pooping out
Certified poop classic
U didnt have to cut it off!! (Mah dicj)
Gotyes Greatest Hits
...donky.. video...
Diddy Kong Racing GameFAQs Codes: JOINTVENTURE
Bring Back the 💦 Toilet Topic 🪠
I'm tryna 👏 fuck 👏 bubsy 👏
she/her? What did she hear?
Call me she/her the way I'm claiming the last girls bathroom stall
Holy Mother!#@$ing Sh!t! Is that a Bob Dylan reference?! (No one has said this. Ever.)
secretly cutting the brakes of someone's car after having an emotional moment together
mission control... send in da giggler
Banjo-Tootie? She's not even in that game...
Always speaking at 2% volume
Defining a public class vs. Defining a pubic class
You telling me this mf invented his own decimal system? #Dewey #FinalStraw
Hmm Dewey is back this episode? ... #corporateliquidation #LF>HITMEN
Not realizing your favorite developer died 4 times before so restructuring his body costs nothing
Miyamoto Alchemy
Ordering the Bond Burger and being surprised when they bring out Your Sister
Going to the "burger place" and ordering the "HAVE IT IN A WAY" and indirectly bankrupting the place
You're telling me a shrimp fried these topics?
What did the Gardener say to the Client? Death surrounds us. Every day I wake up, and there it is. Loss of loved ones, loss of friends. Loss of Self. When I look in the mirror can I really be sure that's me? The eyes I'm staring into are slowly become more and more unfamiliar. How many more years before theyre no longer my own? ...Or maybe that's just the shrimp talkin!! (Authors note, Gardener is enjoying a plate of shrimp throughout this exchange)
Why did the pirate pack extra underwear for his vacation? He also packed some Shrimp, of course!
How did the duck find his way home? He shrimply used google maps!
What did the man say to his wife? You gotta be shrimpin me!
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Thinking "drill music" is just a different name for the constant construction noise in your apartment building
bags of sement
Being a cat and saying the CRAZIEST things like "Oh Long Johnson" and "I hate mondays..."
Xbox Kinect Sex Tape
Top 10 Hose activities
Getting Laid vs Getting Spraid
bibimbrap
she glopin on my saucer til i ufo

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