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Having some dentures around your cock. Bertha, you gotta pick these up at some point
This Chat Topic Meet fly as Hell
I think birds fly everywhere, not just the 50th Aniversary Chat Topic Meet
BREAKING NEWS: Bird Flu outbreak at the 50th Anniversary Chat Topic Meet
and there it goes!!! (you have missed the 50th Anniversary Chat topic meet)
The 50th Anniversary Chat Topic meet will commence! (this will not happen any time soon)
Playing a “little game” with your civilians (genocide)
Bazing! Balatro was a ploy developed and published by the Nederlandse Lotto & Kansspel Ontwikkel B.V. to condition people to gomble and buy more lottery tickets. With the "tax money" reaped through this we will be able to produce kings and other royalty members 1.2x faster. Thank you for your participation, keep on flushing! 📷 📷
Killing an ambtenaar and claiming their goede vrijdag off
Not Getting The Day Off On Good Friday (This Friday Is Not So Good After All)
Realizing Good Friday is a National Chat Topic Holiday (Thats right! -25% off on all chat topic merchandise)
I pull up with the chode 💯 💯 💯
BREAKING: Two Finger Freddy dead at 76
He used to be called Four Finger Freddy. Now, after the accident, Two Finger Freddy is sad his name doesn't alliterate as nicely
Public Enema #1
The Chat Topic Cinematic Universe
Male pattern baldness be damned, that Minoxidil can fart
*slaps own ass* Yeah baby, this thing is built for casting
First impressions are everything: I do NOT like THAT guy
Telling your friends and family an elaborate lie about a 31-day foreign trip you’re going on so they won’t know you’re participating in Anaesthesia August
U. N. ations Did What?
Getting your location doxxed only for people to admire your living conditions
This has got to stop. You click on a video that says "MILF gets fucked in bathtub" and for 98% of the video she gets fucked outside of the bathtub, on the floor! What's the point?!
HEY "NINTENDO FANS"!!! I'VE GOT A JOKE FOR YOU GUYS. ARE YOU READY? HERE IT IS...... THE WII U LOL
she frutiger on my aero till i skeuomorphism
Poppy Toppy Sloppy
Little guyism is not a new thing. Little guys been around for a very long time
To the people saying "je hoeft het niet in te wrijven": You absolutely have to wrijf it in. The lotion needs to get in. Do not be afraid to get your hands dirty
Girl fingered me so hard I started seeing the Sony Privacy Policy™️
Having the sex life equivalent of a leaky bucket
FreakyLeakers․com
That stinky chili bowl that feels so good to stir
Top 10 Fucked Judo Moments
Dragon's Dogma Balls LOL
Getting possessed to reach higher typing speeds
The Banner of the Jelqed Man
Accidentally giving both your kids the same name
Wondering why the #hardest-farts channel has been so silent lately
The insane lengths Nickelodeon went through to hide the existence of the scrapped iCarly character Gubby
>he doesn't know about the efteling grenade hunt
Pulling the "smoking gun" out of my prehistoric pussy (the case has been going on for 67 years)
Realizing your son fkin sucks at being gay so send him to Gay Camp™️
Stop ‘n Swop, but it’s a sex position
No way horses celebrate national car day, or national bike day
Do we count Super Hornio Brothers as part of the Nintendo Cinematic Universe? Why where these brothers so horny anyway?
Being a christian sysadmin and finding out your most used vim keystrokes are "Y-A-O-I"
Thanks for the sex homie.
DON’T YOU GO AND TELL HER ABOUT THE SECRET IN HER CELLAR
The Art of "Doing it on the carpet"
ChatTopics version 5.3.8 just released! Read the changelog below: - Removed references to The Oily Boys at the request of their estate - Ate the last stinky chili bowl -i cummed in the toilet
Best Non-Binary Pastimes: 5 victims left. Don't suck out all their blood, we're not killers here
Realizing halfway your court reporting job that you really didnt need to add dictionary entries for all the alvin and the chipmunk characters
Implying Kanye wouldn't be a chaser in his truest form
Screaming "BINLEY MEGA CHIPPY" as you're losing all your chips at the roulette table
Setting off a Power Bomb in your apartment to figure out the location of the hidden tunnel to your stash of Cocoa Puffs
Playing a video game and thinking: "Man, I sure wonder what ScrewAttack's Top 10 Items for this game would be!" ⚠️ DISCLAIMER ⚠️ - This topic might be impossible to use in conversation due to no one on Earth relating to it.
Hey everybody it's me ScrewAttack! I remember it so you don't have to.
Accidentally confusing Conversation Topics for a pickup line forum
Taj from Diddy Kong Racing DS
Taj from Diddy Kong Racing
The Taj Mahal
Choosing "The Taj Mahal" as a conversation topic even though there's nothing new left to say about it
"I'm going to wrap the Taj Mahal in Conversation Topics prints!" - Christo, if he were still alive today
The first topic Freudian slip
ChatTopics's first topic sold as NFT
Commenting "Cringe dancing baby video" on every video no matter what the contents of that video are
Cringe dancing baby video
woman who ruined the tour the france!
There is stinky chili bowl at your front door
There is motion at your front door
stirring my stinky chilly bowl
C'mon, don't act like you've never been pegged before!
epic revolver fight coma dream sequence between tony soprano and his cigar smoking cowboy dad where at somepoint tony is standing fully folded and his dad shoots him from above directly down his ass hole but they're both tanking the shots ridiculously well
hit da key BAP
Prolapsing your Subway all over the pavement
Realizing how much time you've wasted not sucking cock and deciding to spend the rest of your time under the cum tap
Sucking on some cock. Sucking on some cock. Sucking on some cock. Sucking on some cock. Fucking on some cock. Sucking on some cock. Sucking on some cock. SPOT THE HIDDEN MESSAGE OR DIE CHUMP
If Driebergen is so great, why isn't there a Vierbergen? - A huge thanks to Zevenbergen for providing this guest topic!
De "Drie Bergen": Borsten, Billen, Balzak (For any more of topics like this fucking topic , I can't fucking take it anymore )
Driebergen-Zeist Glow Up
Preload Your Penis
Fucked up in da crib acquiring a taste for human flesh
"i HATE you cockwaffle!" "hrnnggggg" "gllk?!..." "..POISON?.."
【lyrics】 I'm an alien I'm a legal alien I'm an Orbulon in Diamond City
What is the exchange rate of a blowjob?
IF YOU'VE EVER USED ONE OF OUR TOPICS YOU OWE US MONEY. BIG MONEY. ALL YOUR HARD-EARNED CASH WILL BE GOING STRAIGHT INTO OUR GRUBBY POCKETS. FORFEIT YOUR PUNY DOLLARS NOW AND WE WON'T PRESS CHARGES. FUCK YOU
No longer thinking, but procedurally generating thoughts
Every user on twitter is that shithead kid Dustin who lives down the street and throws rocks at my honda civic when i leave for work every morning at 8am and today that little snot is gonna face the music
Every link on Facebook is malware
Tapping the mic, loudly hearing feedback, and still asking "Is this thing on?" like a fucking loser idiot piece of shit

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