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Applying for a job as "tester" at the sex toy webshop
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Appreciating Anti-Homeless Architecture
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Approaching a woman at work and telling her she could be spongebob if she tried
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april fools
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A prison warden named "Bit"
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APU,,, GIMME THAT DICK
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A Quick Rinse for a Quick Prince
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Arcades: should be outlawed?
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Area 51 vs Action 52
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Area 64
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Are adults allowed to come
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Are all bug catchers in the pokemon universe autistic?
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A really shitty condition where you say "yes" when you mean "no" and vice-versa and you are unable to tell anyone and nobody ever catches on
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Are boys allowed to go "weee!"?
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Are Sleeves Made for F*mboys Specifically?
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Are Super Metroid speedrunners heartless for dissolving Crocomire alive over and over again?
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Are we going to golden corral
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Are we really "lucky there's a family guy"?
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"Are we the baddies"-maxxing
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Are Wii going to have a problem?
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Are you above omochao?
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Are you a chuckster? Cause I Am
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Are you a gang member or a tourist
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Are you a masher or a smasher? Take the quiz -->
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Are you an introvert or an extrovert. 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁
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Are you an Ocarina boomer, or a Gecko OS millenial?
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Are you gonna be at #peecon today then great news, the "conversation topics" will NOT be there... figure out your own topics (WE DO NOT ENDORSE #PEECON) (but we do endorse pee).
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Are you guys ever going to run out of conversations that need brand new topics? Sheesh...
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Are you guys going trick or treating
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Are you having a good time? No youre not.
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Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?
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Are you really a game dev if you just bring Mija Moto coffee?
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Are you scared of me be honest
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Are you seriously watching Equals Three all by yourself?
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ARE YOU SMARTER THAN 𝓖𝓞𝓓?
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Are you the Oxford Dictionary, babe? Because you're 0,00023% "argle-bargle", honey
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Arguing that 2014 was "a comet year" for tweeting the n word
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Arguing that a vacuum cleaner can, in a pinch, function as a colostomy bag
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Arguing with the robot chat man
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Arguing with your Ass
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Arguing with your cock
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Arjen Lubach
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Armored Farts
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around the corner any moment now
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Arranging a drug deal over Swapnote
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Arresting someone as a practical joke
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Asagao Academy 2
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ASCII art vs. assy art
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A Shallow Shalom in a Sultry Synagogue
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Asking a different neighbor for toilet roll everytime you go to the bathroom
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Asking a father of 3 kids to take time out of his day off to explain the differences between new and old Philips CD-I models and their Timekeeper batteries
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Asking all your friends if they wanna join your pyramid scheme and then wondering why no one showed up to your 31st birthday party
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Asking an incredibly high-IQ question about code infrastructure in the slack chat that blows all of your coworkers' dicks clean off!
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Asking "Are we battle ready?!" before every single family event
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Asking Biden for his paw pad color
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Asking Biden to put more funding into the Paw Patrol
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Asking Biden when his time will run out
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asking ChatGPT how to go 'kaczynski mode'
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Asking for a celebrity's autograph and using it to falsify documents
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Asking for fax machines unpromted
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Asking for the "Stevie Special" (being blindfolded and left alone for an entire day in a room full of dangerous edged weapons)
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Asking for your mummy and being surprised when they wheel out "Miguel" 😂 😂 😂 😂 🔥 🔥 🔥 miguel․org
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Asking God to stop giving you his hardest battles every time your favorite apps update their UI
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Asking God to turn off Hardcore Mode on your life
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Asking if someone wants to play laser tag and then killing them with a real gun
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Asking if the multiple bullets in your nutsack will set off the metal detector at airport security
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Asking if you can get a "doggybag to go" for the massive dump you took in the restaurant bathrooms
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Asking If You Can Get A Handjob At A Massage Parlor
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Asking If You Can Get A Lap Dance From The Stripper And When She Says No, Yelling "I'll Give You A Dollar!"
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asking john goodman if hes "goodman"
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Asking Obama whether he's slanging it (out of politeness)
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Asking people for a lighter and setting them on fire
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Asking people how the hell the TAS guy plays all these games
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Asking people if theyve seen your missing horse and showing them an image of a donkey taken from suspiciously afar
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Asking people to release the kraken
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asking people what they're "up to these days" then forgetting what they said and just nodding while they talk
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Asking people what they thought of the will smith slap and slapping them based on their answer
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Asking random people if theyve ever seen the "poop" and doubling down when they ask if you mean the "pope"
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Asking Rene Magritte to fucking explain himself
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Asking someone a favor and saying the "movie" can't continue until they say yes
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Asking someone for their nickname and getting really confused when they're not named nick
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Asking someone for the time and then walking away while they're still talking
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asking someone if they know how to pronounce a certain word and then laughing at them despite them being correct
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Asking someone why theyre nervous and telling them to calm down
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asking the cashier at target if they know what itch.io is and then when they say no, handing them a business card that says "I'm a game developer on itch.io"
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Asking the clerk at best buy if he can load Huniepop onto the PS5 demo cabinet so you can give it a "Trial Run"
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Asking the dentist if they can feel fear
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Asking the McDonald's cashier for the 'My name is Jeff'.
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Asking the voice actor of Bunger from Bugsnax to keep doing that voice while giving you head
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Asking the zookeeper where the dodos are and crying when they say "up your asshole"
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