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Not realizing your favorite developer died 4 times before so restructuring his body costs nothing
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Miyamoto Alchemy
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Ordering the Bond Burger and being surprised when they bring out Your Sister
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Going to the "burger place" and ordering the "HAVE IT IN A WAY" and indirectly bankrupting the place
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You're telling me a shrimp fried these topics?
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What did the Gardener say to the Client? Death surrounds us. Every day I wake up, and there it is. Loss of loved ones, loss of friends. Loss of Self. When I look in the mirror can I really be sure that's me? The eyes I'm staring into are slowly become more and more unfamiliar. How many more years before theyre no longer my own? ...Or maybe that's just the shrimp talkin!! (Authors note, Gardener is enjoying a plate of shrimp throughout this exchange)
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Why did the pirate pack extra underwear for his vacation? He also packed some Shrimp, of course!
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How did the duck find his way home? He shrimply used google maps!
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What did the man say to his wife? You gotta be shrimpin me!
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The following Conversation Topics are sponsored by 101 Wacky Kids Jokes. Pick it up at your local bookstore today!
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Thinking "drill music" is just a different name for the constant construction noise in your apartment building
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bags of sement
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Being a cat and saying the CRAZIEST things like "Oh Long Johnson" and "I hate mondays..."
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Xbox Kinect Sex Tape
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Top 10 Hose activities
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Getting Laid vs Getting Spraid
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bibimbrap
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she glopin on my saucer til i ufo
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Realizing it's time to enter your Bob Dylan phase
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Doin surgery on da grape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Realizing Dr Bibber is not the guy you're operating on
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Being referred to as "The Im-Patient" because you're constantly unplugging yourself from your IV and trying to go home
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Being excruciatingly hungry while performing open heart surgery
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Realizing during surgery you don't like your patient anymore
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SLURPCOIN DOT COM. FLIPPERBUCKS. PLUGGING MY BODY INTO THE BIOCURRENCY TERMINAL. FUTURE
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Wondering why everything at the fish store is dead
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You're laughing. I can't turn the computer on and you're laughing.
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You can turn a computer on. Yay.
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Die
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Being a street musician and venmoing every passerby
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Tuggin' and huggin' and maybe f
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Company presentations that have 10+ year old memes
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Getting the wrong Game of Thrones torrent and not realizing S08E03 got replaced by 21 jump street
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Accidentally downloading Pokémon Rubby and understanding Nintendo's hatred of romhacks better
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Taking a camera with you everywhere you go so you can always record a talking head for the reality TV show you're making about yourself
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Playing ACNL (Animal Crossing: Nederland) with some gabbers
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Mickey's Kitchen Banned Speedrun Techniques
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Sportlife Gum Sensory Overload
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Being to Autism Speaks what the IRA is to the queen
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Listing every negative quality of someone who advised you to stop doing heroin
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Telling your friends "Look, it says gullible in the sky" during a total solar eclipse
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Saying "Kids, don't do drugs" before doing a motorcycle jump over 17 buses and breaking your femur, spine, both legs and the cameraman's eye
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Strategically dying before the 50th Anniversary Chat Topic Meet
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[to Lady Gaga - Alejandro] Don't give me shit Don't give me shit, Balatro Copy "Cryptid" Copy "Cryptid", Perkeo
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Being nostalgic for the 50th Anniversary Chat Topic Meet
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Gabba gabba gabba force a bloodmoon
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Crap Bucket Mentality: refusing to install a proper toilet
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LITTLEBINGER FUCJ8GN DIED ;A;
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O love LittleBinger HE my favorite Character :)
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Ripping some fucking ass with yer pals
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-1 ante vs. -1 Andy
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Stop clubbing seals and start clubbing Navy Seals
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We have taken care of the army recruiter in the topic making crew. Stay tuned for his execution!
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roblox porn
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Go Navy Seals
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Believing in #freewill but Still tuning in to the topics every day and Laffin DAT A$$ right off 😹
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You're a cold cunt... Mr Grinch...
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Realizing you lost your boulders along with the pillar
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Jenny say Quan? Why would she say that?
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When the pussy lacks a certain je-ne-sais-quoi
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Waiting in terror for the guy with the blue name to come up with the next conversation topic
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Being really annoying and naming your kids after programming keywords like “null” and None
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Posting about that time you pre’d a little during a friendly hug on WikiLeaks
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“Shooting” a “music” “video”
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Rumors are circulating Dalauan “Low Tier God” Sparrow has written and published the latest conversation topic. We’ve been unable to confirm this rumor. We’ve reached out to Mr. Sparrow for comment, but without answer. Instead we all got our asses banned.
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corny pussy
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Anxiously waiting for the guy with the yellow name to come up with the next conversation topic
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Chat Topics Announces New Partnership With Chad Warden: ChadTopicz. On the subject, Chad Warden says: “BALLINNNN!! Lovin dem topicz babyy ABAP. None o that Wii shiet. Dat Wii?? Shieeett…… I’m talkin bout topicz.”
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Acda & de munnik announce de kapitein deel III
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Begging your roommate to stop wiping their ass with your Wii
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Super mario..... All you do is walk in that game...
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bibimbap
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Going focus mode at the absolute worst time and going to prison for it
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Making a face at some guy at the station every day until he snaps
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$TOPICS launching on Solana blockchain very soon, rug pull launching right after!
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Here you go man, have some pills. *spreads labia majora*
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Here you go man, have some pills. *unrolls foreskin*
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Take j pills dude, and you'll be fine (Do NOT take these, the results have not been researched)
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Spotify VR: Even synesthesia is now bought and paid for
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New IDF strategy: if you can't beat 'em, fuck 'em! (SEX)
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Renaming your hardened pub beverage to "The Gay Drink" just to see what happens
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101 pussy topics
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o yea? *shows u my pussy*
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Losing your fucking mind over 1 like
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the horse enters flow state
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Big Man Erasure
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balatro soap gene
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Posting on r/balatro about your chip-focused build and calling it the BINLEY MEGA CHIPPY build, resulting in the immediate lifetime ban of your account
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Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega pussy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy. Binley's mega chippy.
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Angry Video Game Nerd Episode 78 Wayne’s World 3X SPEED Left Ear | Confucius Teachings With 432 Hz Healing Sound Right Ear
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