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Mom found the topics drawer
Jada Pinkett Smith Reveals Will Smith Was Originally Set To Drop Mega Man On Jan 7th ‼️
De Grote Donorshow 2
Being Autistic In The Hood
Jay Eazy Crashes Funeral to Announce: "Don't Worry Mega Man Drops Jan 7th ‼️ "
(musical interlude written by 'The Conversation Topics Guy') Im Farting Got To Shit
Being on the hunt for a HIDDEN MICKEY but getting Smirnoff Iced instead
Ergoraptor can't stop getting his point across
Becoming a programmer because you always thought people were saying "cum pile"
Announcing to your team you've been "Farting" for a while now and you're going to take a "Shit" when walking away from your Proud team of Programmers #ProudBoys
going to the funeral and reading the wii health and safety instructions as your eulogy (rip grandpa, that wiimote ripped right through your fragile skull you piece of shit)
Make-A-Wish Kid's Final Wish: "Find Out Who Runs The Conversation Topics Account" (Yeah Right Bozo... Fat Chance)
Thinking of a really good conversation topic and immediately dying
Calling your friend "Rubby" in public based on that one time they stroked your cock at that sleepover
Random Who Wants To Be a Millionaire Event: get this question right or mom dies
I can be "cool, cool" and I can be "tall, tall". What am I?
goig to taltall moountin climbing the moountin and enter wiggers CAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes yes yes mmm gfuel so good yes yes yes gang gang grab grab mmm expressvpn so good yes yes yes
Interesting ball play videos (NSFW)
Walking into the room then walking out call that in n out ̶b̶u̶r̶g̶e̶r̶
Walking into the arcade and saying "T TE HE" and walking out
Getting a record thats so good You Will Never Get The Joy of Beating That Record
Naming your first child "ARK" to claim the records on every fresh install of TGM
This topic is: 47% racist
getting pho'cked up at the local vietnamese restaurant
Giving a racist rating to every sentence you post
Check my profile to get lunch 🍔 🍹 ✅
Check my profile to get launch 🛡️ ✅
Hayao Miyazaki Makes an Absolute Cunt of a Meal
Preferring artists named "Mingus"
playing mouse trap with the homies but refusing to activate the trap at the end because someone online said traps are gay
Dr Wackos Goop Kitchen "Kiss The Mad Scientist" Creepy Crawlies and Funny Froggy Playset gave me a stomach ulcer
Showing your "Science Drool" to the class
goochbrush
having a toothbrush for each tooth
Everywhere at the End of Time (かめりあ-s "MONSTERISTIC" Dempa Machinegun Psystyle Remix)
Jan Mulders and the Search for God
Being told to stop ostracizing your coworkers but not knowing what the word means and interpreting it as "ostriching", the act of forcefully dunking other people's head in sand
Realizing you're not annoying enough and inventing Web 3.0
Getting Family Guy withdrawal symptoms at the end of the Dark Psytrance mix
Living in your Micro-Apartment with your Micro-Penis
Claiming to be nostalgic for the "F-Zero 99" days reminiscing on how calm and drama-free the world was
Modding the "Skibidi Toilet" car into F-Zero 99
Masturbating furiously when being confronted with the naked truth
Putting buckets on your head at random intervals during a conversation and calling it "Bucket Mode™"
"Yeah it's really sad what's happening over there." - Alzheimer's patient on Enron
Winning a Smash Major while suffering late stage dementia
Wishing you could experience Super Metroid again for the first time and immediately being afflicted with Alzheimer's
Finding people with Alzheimer's and telling them to "THINK FAST CHUCKLE NUTS! *throws flashbang*"
Alzheimer's? Think again!
"IT'S JOEVER" debut album
No more sex for Princess Peach
Melting chocolate on your loved one's balls as a form of foreplay
ShoutOutz 2 da Grimey JAMS Podcast , JungleHeadz Music podcast \m/ , SneakyMusicMusic, Dubstepmusic., RedditElements, RedditPets and Samus aran R34 Pr0n \m/ \m/
ihop "The Original hobbit hole slamfuck™️ " pancake
U.N. Owen was TROLLED?
Why would I want YOUR pancakes when i can go to IHOP. I wanna go to WAFFLE HOUSE.
Keeping a happy thought
Wel de Ellie Lusten willen, maar niet de Ellie Lasten
KANKERHARD SCHREEUWEN TEGEN HET FIETSENREK (VERDIEND!!!)
schreeuw niet tegen het fietsenrek :'(
Yelling at the bike rack
Chris Bores
Having a really generous friend who takes your entire friend group out for a sushi & grill dinner and pays for the whole thing (Thanks D-Meister!)
Lolcow: A Fate Worse Than Death?
Being one bad day away from becoming a lolcow
Exclusively listening to music that can only be categorized as "Aftermovie Type Beat"
The Most Trolled Person in Existence
leg so hot you fry an egg
Fart so hard lost train of thought
Top 1 9/11 moments
Hobos flourish off anything they can eat on the street; this is called "Dive Cooking", and it might suit your lifestyle as well. Think about it, posh boy. You'll be eating out of bins soon enough...
And now a man who needs no introduction: this guy
print("Goodbye, world!")
What was Sakurai thinking when he implemented Crotch Cancelling?
Just Wanna #PonyUp with My bros know what I Mean... #RockOutGang #MLP #Season10
Losing the marathon because your balls were too heavy
Balenciaga clitoral hoodie
Entering your local McDonald's and seeing critically red health bars appear over every patron's head
List of things that really whip the llama's ass: - WinAmp
Lambasting your coworker for starting "the fire" with a parody song only to actually set your office on fire years later as a fire drill gone wrong
Can convicting an innocent man improve our legal system?
That's why I'M the goat and YOU'RE the scrote
FFA in the Gender Neutral Bathroom
Female extinction event
girls DEATH
Being completely unfazed by the "Bud Dwyer moment" at work
Who Slammin
who smellin
Pretending to smile while playing Wii U

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