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Asking if you can get a "doggybag to go" for the massive dump you took in the restaurant bathrooms
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Asking If You Can Get A Handjob At A Massage Parlor
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Asking If You Can Get A Lap Dance From The Stripper And When She Says No, Yelling "I'll Give You A Dollar!"
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asking john goodman if hes "goodman"
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Asking Obama whether he's slanging it (out of politeness)
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Asking people for a lighter and setting them on fire
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Asking people how the hell the TAS guy plays all these games
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Asking people if theyve seen your missing horse and showing them an image of a donkey taken from suspiciously afar
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Asking people questions and responding "be real" no matter their answer
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Asking people to release the kraken
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asking people what they're "up to these days" then forgetting what they said and just nodding while they talk
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Asking people what they thought of the will smith slap and slapping them based on their answer
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Asking random people if theyve ever seen the "poop" and doubling down when they ask if you mean the "pope"
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Asking Rene Magritte to fucking explain himself
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Asking someone a favor and saying the "movie" can't continue until they say yes
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Asking someone for their nickname and getting really confused when they're not named nick
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Asking someone for the time and then walking away while they're still talking
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asking someone if they know how to pronounce a certain word and then laughing at them despite them being correct
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Asking someone why theyre nervous and telling them to calm down
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asking the cashier at target if they know what itch.io is and then when they say no, handing them a business card that says "I'm a game developer on itch.io"
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Asking the clerk at best buy if he can load Huniepop onto the PS5 demo cabinet so you can give it a "Trial Run"
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Asking the dentist if they can feel fear
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Asking the McDonald's cashier for the 'My name is Jeff'.
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Asking the upstairs neighbors to stop bowling
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Asking the voice actor of Bunger from Bugsnax to keep doing that voice while giving you head
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Asking the zookeeper where the dodos are and crying when they say "up your asshole"
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Asking trackball users in the office whether you may spin their balls
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Asking your crush about their "modus operandi"
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Asking your crush what their pussy looks like so you can find the right porn stars to jerk off to
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Asking your financial advisor if it's a good idea to invest in chicken stock
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Asking your friends if you remind them of a "patatje speciaal" or a "patatje oorlog" (For more topics like this topic and more, you should Kill Yourself NOW
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Asking your friend to "bing" the Pizza Tower song (he actually Does it"
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Asking your girlfriend for some "dumpy dumpy" and immediately being dumped
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Asking your girlfriend for some “fucky fucky” and immediately being dumped
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Asking your girlfriend whether she remembers if the version of Ballz 3D you two played had "good" frame rate or bad frame rate
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Asking your married friend for the wifey password
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Asking Your Non-Furry Friends What Their Paw Pad Color Is
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Asking your wife "discard him? Y/N" whenever near her kid
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Asmongold launches new segment called "Ask ma mold" where viewers get to ask questions to the now sentient mold in his room
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ASMR but every time someone touches their microphone it makes a loud screeching noise
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ASMR | GUN SOUNDS Binaural Whisper Tapping and Clicking Triggers for Sleep Oddly Satisfying
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A sonic OC named blonic (original character)
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A sonic OC named Quoth the Raven
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A sonic OC named specifically after your own home address
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Ass Ass Nation
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Assaulting other topic creators
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Asserting dominance by calling yourself Mr Brown-What-Was-Once-White
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Assless Chaps
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Assless Chaps (British)
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Assuming everyone got the memo: It's only gonna be Game of Thrones related topics this week! Get your Custardly Cocks on brothers, we're gunna make it to Winter! xD
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Assuming that someone's favorite pokemon games are R/B/Y and judging their intelligence based on that assumption
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assuming the guy youre talking to on the internet is "just like you" (4ft tall, unbearable stench, 1 extra toe)
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Assuming the worst possible sitting positions at work to speedrun back problems
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Astral projecting to the burger king to check up on the curly fries (also the bag of ice your planning on throwing in the frier)
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Astrogliding vs Astroterfing
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Ate My Asparagus And Now My Piss Be Smellin Like Shit!!!
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A they/themmy with a pussy that feels so good to play
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A They/Themmy With a Pussy That's Out of This World
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At least you can be a puppygirl with debt?
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A traveling freak show starring a man without autism and a fish with human teeth
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Atrocity Zone
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Attempting to be distinguished and cultural by greeting everyone with "Konnichiwa" on your holiday to South Africa
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Attempting to derail every 4chan thread into a discussion about what Kojima really meant to say with Death Stranding
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Attending every rodeo and somehow living to tell the tale
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At the gaybar gaybar gaybar WOW!
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Aubrey Graham.gif
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Audience falls asleep during 7-hour long porn film 'Grandpa's Final Round'.
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Auditioning for ChatTopics
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Austin 3:16
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Australia
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[AUSTRALIA BUILT]
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Australian yu gi oh players and their "decks"
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Authentic Gas Station Bathroom Smells
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Autism is not a biney. Calculator is biney!!! ;A;
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Autism is The New Black
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Autism Sneaks
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Autistic fish stimming with a worm on a hook
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Auto-fellatio'ing until someone stops you
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Automatically rejecting any and all br*tish media and knowing matt smith as the "epic have sex guy" from Morbius (2022)
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Automatic Bussy vs. Manual Bussy
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Automatic soap dispensers that sound like Terry from Banjo-Tooie
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avant-garde topics
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average life expectancy of tortoises in helsinki
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average sized approximately 4x1inch cylinder stuck in neck of lipton iced tea peach bottle how to remove urgent not penis a cylinder
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avg
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AVGN episode 2 simons breasts
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avgn gangnam style
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A watched butt never shits
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A watched pot never hoils
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A Whole Lotta Sex... Gotta Have It!
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