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I was today years old when I learned that the majority of all discord servers do not have a "#results" channel for posting your latest defecations
LG: Life's g
guys don't even think about puttin ya winky in there... its like a.. 😟 chinaman's finger trap, ya aint getting it back buddy....
Making the white people REALLY happy (Turning on The Sims 2 Radio
Saying the EXACT odds every time someone says "what are the odds"
After posting my butt in #general 3 of my british friends have been arrested and one was killed instantly for lack of a butt pass aka arse license... Sorry Davey you will be missed
poasting my butt in #general 🤣
Going to Wiki's page on the Zack & Wiki wiki while drinking a wicked Wicky and watching John Wick
Accidentally biting your cyanide tooth instead of the "Encrypt Phone Remotely" tooth. Game over man!
scaring your spouse by jolting awake in the middle of the night screaming "THE PAC IS BACK" and falling right back to sleep
We simply need another SeatZac™.
AI generating your wedding and realizing too late your wife doesn't have any fingers to put the ring on
If no any operation, TV would you shut down in 1 minute
EARTH PATCH NOTES: - Girls now move 2x faster
Welcome to Topic Con! We're doing paracetamol lines in the back
"Pretending" like you are punching your boss in the goddamn mouth
reminiscing about an old friend with phrases such as "classic guy." and "said many slurs."
ill put it in my bely
when is it bed time again?
#NotMyCar (no clue how I got the key) (fuel was already present) (hij heeft nog maar 1 maand apk 😂 ) (Subscribe for a pass to Gespreksonderwerpen by jingo you love this
Marshall Arts
I think they were onto something with that martial arts stuff
Sex on Fire & Sex Met Die Kale Spotify Hell Rotation
The Whole World Is The Bendy Man 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨 (LSD and The Search For Topics)
Roleplaying Sean Kingston from the "Take you there" music video in Crazy Taxi (1999)
Bro can you not? It's literally Tail Time right now.
The Poopoo Man Cometh [Editor: bro what the fuck is this?]
Doing another "economy round" (ordering Burger King again)
Thespian (derogatory)
Having only the tiniest bit of sex to avoid getting the Hantavirus
Kong vaulting into the toilet
Implying I will make it to the smash tournament without smoking meth
ARE YOU TOP, BOTTOM OR MICKEY ?
Ha! Maybe they’ll remake Pokémon Red and Blue next… Hyperrealistic Jigglypuff…. Ruh roh!
Mainly playing Twilight Princess in a feeble attempt to get it on with Midna
List of Games More Significant Than 9/11
Tomodachi Life island but all residents are on fent
Probeer? Im more of an amateur beer drinker myself
Huh? Press the "Bee" button? 🐝 🌻
Hotboxing your way through the recording session and accidentally trailblazing an entirely new music subculture spanning many years and many subgenres
The "JUST BLAZE!" outro except he passed out (forgot to open a window) making his part completely instrumental
Becoming a statiegeld fiend but always hitting "donatie" because... *sniff* because you just love your city so much...
List of Unshat Toilets
Whoever the pathetic loser was who took on the "tooth and nail" challenge, seeing you getting slapped up by both Tooth and Nail was a truly embarrassing showing. You can kiss your ass "GOOD-BYE".
can u fight tooth and nail for me real quick?
Did you shit orange (🟠 ) or black (⚫ ) today?
can a fatbiker girl and a bromfiets guy really get along?
Realizing the world order is actually just a HR team
update: All of ScrūngyBōy's ties have been cut, his HR department is gonna kick his fucking ass hhehhehehe!!!
Fartmogging your wife
how to get all the ponys
We have cut all ties with ScrūngyBōy.
Should the 9/11 wedding be adressed?
Yeah but...if this was a dick measuring competition i would win.
Worrying your friends by more frequently posting in the #depression channel than the #ascension channel
Wanneer je iemand in het Wari-Ootje neemt (Subscribe to ChatTopics Gold FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. DO IT. JESUS THANKS YOU
Feeling like that minion from the Pharell Williams Happy
List of Ways to Turn DOWN The Sluttiness with Bryon Noem
Bro WHEN did you fart
List of Ways to Turn Up The Sluttiness with Bryon Noem
Is this robot black enough to say it?
Curing your depression by moving out of Drenthe
Are you smart with money? How much did you spend on ya Wii
Life dedicating "The Guy Game" by spending your life in prison
I see trees of green Red roses too I see them bloom For me and you And I think to myself… (WOW!) HOT a What Baabhabhiat
Pensively looking out the window of a moving train, listening to melancholic music and thinking to yourself: “shfufsdhfgdsggfshdj”
“Creed’s eating an apple, I found a Ballsack” - Tubby “The Scranty Strangle” Flunkerton
Bumba inflation
Bro, your travel document will be destroyed within 72 hours
cargo train? i thought car go “VROOM” XD ….. follow 4 more Epic jokes & Epic topics
This Chinese Man Still Awakens From His Coma The Old Fashioned Way
niet lachen anders ben je dood g
Bloons' "Grower not a Shower" Defense
Telling your loved ones the LOVELIEST things like "You're wearing That? Okay...", "Don't eat with your mouth open you sack of shit" and "Die"
Power level? I thought you said tower level #playingwithmyCOC
DBZ fusion buurman & buurman
SoLow negative emotional aura
makka pakka dikke toeter pussy gaming
#chasers4MakkaPakka 😻
wee squirrel
Being Bosnian vs. Being Serbian (WRITERS NOTE: We ran out of topics for this month. Deal with it.)
The standing wipe strategy
noticing the message hidden in all the prime numbered topics
...Where did my metaverse land go?
A very goopy movie
Bringing your K Rool belly to the flea market and boinking your way through the crowd (Super Armor)
Bings day
R.I.P. Tobermory 🪦
Refusimg to admit it's belly time
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup." But there was no reason to be annoyed. The soup probably contained microplastic and other kinds of poison. A fly on top didn't matter. The patron finished his meal and let out a satisfied sigh. He gave the waiter a tip and a little peck on the cheek as he left the establishment.

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