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how to have fun with 60 cowboys
Uh Oh! Porn Opened On The Work Computer! Glassdoor Jobs Is Just A Click Away
Unironically dying for real
Unironically having the best fap of your life to Super Hornio Brothers
Super Mario Smoking Weed The Movie
the worm has escaped. Save yourselves while you can
big mac
when you eat a big meal and say "im bursting at the seams!" but you are 100% serious and your friends keep laughing but it's not a joke you are actually bursting
beastie boys vs busty boys vs busting boys vs big billy bass
music so good You drop on the deck and Floppe like a fish
When you are missing a foot every pair of socks is a 2 for 1 deal like and subscribe for more sock facts ((USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST))
*takes le shit*
Explaining to the store clerk why you're buying the sofa and really don't need the accompanying CuckChair™️
Sneaking bugs into your dev team's office
Disney's xPASS vs. ChatTopics' pissPASS
There is a small man in my shoe he refuses to leave and i am going to be late for work 🥹
Stirring your stinky chili bowl
The tofu bowl recipe unlike any other! (IT KILLS YOU DO NOT RESEARCH DO NOT RESEARCH 1995)
Going to a karaoke bar in Germany and only selecting “99 Luftballons” over and over
Gasoline gulp
Telling your friend about your unusually specific and degrading fetish, and finishing the conversation with "and YOU gotta help us!"
donating your body to science but only the sexy parts (lips, thighs, knees etc)
buying a Bazinga t-shirt at hot topic and immediately feeling an overwhelming urge to build a nuclear reactor under john lennons house
Follow Ryan Gosling Home! Find Out Where He Lives:)
how come ryan gosling gets to drink 3 cokes but my mom says i can only have 1. Where does Ryan Gosling live?
This college student ate 30 Nintendo Switch cartridges, what happened to his body will NOT shock you (he died)
Getting arrested for another "William Shat'near" the Otis Air National Guard Base
NYT Op-ed: Nintendo infamously made Switch ™️ game cartridges bitter to deter kids from eating them. I ate 30 of them to see what exactly "Miyamoto" is hiding from us.
playing with your cock like a switch controller (docking)
william shatner? i hardly know ner
posting a bongo tweet from your drafts to the dismay of your followers
Wagner army vs Bagner Army
Ohh... this is gona be a BAGNER TWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!x
insisting on bringing your gameboy advance into the MRI machine to pass the time
The True Glass Dick&Balls -> Slam it on The Table Combo
Liking that jump
chibi jumps 15 stories to enter shigeru miyamotos office at nintendo HQ
surviving another penis hour at Joe Garcia's
Buy Blunt on Flink™️
seek just getting started and then be wary of are you ready?
Sealed copy of ninja gaiden 2 spotted rizzing up baby gronk at lsu
Methinks methinks isnt a real word and you guys made it up to make me feel dumb
When your neighbor backs their ford focus over your dog and you have to stay civilized and say "did you see the game last night? Real nail biter"
False Alarm: Alabamans Seek Shelter From Hurricane Dave, Turns Out To Be Gay Wrestler
Wishing your homies A Very Good Night (AVGN)
"Slash"ing your tires "guns and roses" style
Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games. We got everything you want, we got fun and games.
Losing everything to a very funny coincidence
Giving storms funny names to cheer victims up
Shit on that dick like the scorpions (Here I am, ROCK you like a hurricane (are you ready babeyyyy????) ) )
She on that dick like "Hurricane Katrina"
Having a bumpy ride on a Boing 747
What do xQc and Micro Mike have in common? They both need to slow the fuck down!
Follow Her! Find Out Where She Lives:)
Coming out of a 10 year time capsule and desperately trying to find the emoji equivalent of >_>
Bragging about your mom's "lips that grip" without really knowing what that means
Using your laptop to stream a smash tournament but forgetting about your nude Donkey Kong mod (he is not wearing a tie)
Movie endings that are open to interpenetration
its not a "Manifesto" its a pre-apology document for the fucked up shit I'm about to do
<- !! -> TONY MONTANA IS A CRIMINAL <- !! -> DO NOT DO THIS <- !! -> THIS IS NOT AN ENDORSEMENT OF VIOLENCE <- !! -> TONY IS GOING TO BE PUNISHED FOR HIS BEHAVIOR <- !! ->
Music that feels like getting a nail stuck in your eye
Batch sending watch?v=85AR--2cZz8 to your "copey" friends to save time
Not The Onion: Dyslexic Starbucks Employee DEFECATES In Decaf Coffee Order
Showing off your funny memes to every table at the restaurant
Wife throwing competition
guy so bald he doesn't have eyebrows
Music that makes you say "yes"
Diagnosis: PhimoSUS ඞ
Do you feel ENJOY !!! Sorry for Disturb
Calling shotgun when you're being led to an unmarked police car
Only being racist whenever it's convenient
Accidentally being racist in your dream and then wondering if you're a bigot when you wake up
Not being able to tell horses from people and being ready to put your friend down when he breaks a limb
DJ sessions vs. DJ sessions (Dick Jack)
Chattopics worst of the worst part 1
Pikmin say the n word
Building a humanoid robot assistant with really sensitive ears and yelling "HEYYYYYY" randomly
Mickey Mouse Jumpscare (1953)
Would you rather type a report or skype a malort
Scream corn
And now Gary Grundle with his chart topping slammer hit of the century, "Boy, do my feet hurt. I put a finger in my ass" on 93.7FM the SHITZZ
Drinking iced coffee to the beat of cbat
3D spinning car preview with drum 'n bass music
The irresistible urge to hum your theme song in the shower
sv_aidsmode 1
console.log("Glorp!")
Playing MyHouse.WAD with your mom after secretly starting a little fire somewhere
Conversation Topic or Sext?
I want you.
Claiming it's too late for your family member and "Rick and Mortis" already setting in

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