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When Ted Bundy forcefully enters your home and he doesn't even get coffee
When Ted Bundy forcefully enters your home and the audience applauds for a full minute
When Al Bundy forcefully enters your home and the audience applauds for a full minute
Threat neutralized
Thinking a convo topic is in bad taste but having no means of voicing your opinion (Go Fuck Yourself, Idiot)
"Well, that's news to me!" and 78 other wacky phrases to bust out at when they're reading your charges at your court appearance for vehicular manslaughter of a South Dakota family and their Friend Janie
Ive Never Seen That Bone before
Finding a skeleton on the street and wondering how he got so many more bones than you do. Are you a freak? Is the skeleton the freak? How would you even know dude im freaking out
Eating Burger King on a Plane (how did he get it there? XD)
@e
Sucking a fart out of your ass with a Hoover Max® Vacuum Cleaner
Asking for a celebrity's autograph and using it to falsify documents
Figuring out which character would buy a Yoda Doormat
The way ChatTopics has grown to be more mature over the years
spl00ge
spunk
sperma
skeet
cum
Writing a romance novel about someone who needs to take suppositories and someone who loves giving them
Everybody Gangsta Till The Pressure Cooker Starts F*rting
Foiling someone’s plan by foiling their microwave interior
Im like ted kaczynski if he didn't do the thing
Teleporting without consent
Being "Gay" (killing lots of people)
Looking up whats for dinner on bing.com and saying things like "i wonder whats for dinner"
Looking up ways to bomb things on bing.com and saying things like "hmm"
Spending $8 a month to form a deep, meaningful connection with @catturd2 and @whitepower88
Funding the guy you're trying to murder
Bustin' like a Villager during Sex
Doing lines off the wall
Get this fucking thing offa me
Rollerpissing
Using the royal "we" to trick people into thinking youre more than 1 person
Topics we weren't allowed to post
Super Mario 3D World's hidden extra world: World SCATMAN
The Goofygoobers want their fucking goofygoober money, otherwise we're gonna goofyfucking break your goober-legs.
gaming
Awkwardly referencing the death of a Canadian tourist in your indie video game
Maar hij paste niet in je brievenbus; nu zit ik hier te Brievenbus (upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to gain access to GespreksOnderwerpen)
Programming Exclusively in "Boobie on Rails"
“I can’t get a fucking break in this fucking game! Motherfuckers! And I choked the goddamn grenade launcher!” - Ryan Lockwood in the universe where his Streets 1:12 clutch video is his Streets 1:21 choke video
Crossing the street on time but still getting hit by a car because of your disjointed hurtbox
Pointing at strangers with your soyface
Living on the Yeast Coast
Hacking into Elon Musk's Ring account and checking in on him sometimes
Doxxing vs. Docking
Dropping Off the Funniest Packages at a Very Specific Address
Elon Musk 1 Rocket Road East Hawthorne, CA, Hawthorne, 90250. 192.95.64.0
Accidentally doing a Discord Super Reaction with an Emoji of your Penis But No Refunds so No Regrets
CONGRATS!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE EARNED A CHANCE TO WIN BIG ! ENTER THE DRAW AND PROVE YOU CAN SCORE .
hey its me archie!! do you remember when we played mario kart after school? man i love that game. in 4 grade i couldnt beat the first level.. but now im a professional speedrunner!!! funny how life turns out.... anyways... do you wanna come to my "record release" party?? no one is gonna be there because it just started ... but ill have some beer (lol, legal here) ,maybe play a song or 2, maybe get drunk .. oh who am I kidding everybodies already left Im playing music to an empty house as people are walking by staring into their phones!!!! FUCK!!!!!
Rolling Your Finger over your Prostate to Check for Cancer
Rolling a Fart over your Prostate to Check for Cancer
Death by Ball Contortion
Im verified im very high
Butter turn all lights of wet hose
You're on a date with a girl. Suddenly you hear "PING" and a slice of toast launches from her cleavage. What would you do?
Local Man Jumps Off Building And Plays Audio Clip Of Chibi Saying "I Like That Jump!" Before Smacking Into The Concrete At Terminal Velocity
Pro tip to beat paper mario: - Dig a tunnel about 3ft tall and 3ft wide, remember to make trap spike pits and dead ends with gun holes to kill those unfamiliar with your ways
Society if Morshu also sold toothpaste
Getting a Very Gender Affirming Yeast Infection
Talking about your favorite "Chocolate Boy" without seeming racist
Retrieving discord nitro payment receipts and following people to their home address
Using Your Discord Super Reaction On The First Day Of The Month!
Penis'ing
Gooning vs Finishing your Peas
Game Grumps Goonsesh
Remembering Pussy Around Christmas Time
Saying Hello By Posting a Tetris Piece
A Developed Character Tony Soprano to Be Placed in Any Show and Still Function as Expected: Watch How Tony Works His Way to the Top in Ponyville
Resident Evil 4 Leon Bimboification Timeline
*pees shyly*
Asking your friend to "bing" the Pizza Tower song (he actually Does it"
Collective Nosebleed Event
THATS IT. THATS IT IVE HAD IT IM AT MY FUCKING LIMIT!!!! I CANT TAKE IT KILL KILL KILL KILL #topspeed #hypervelocity #DisneySpeedStorm
r/SixtyFiveThousandFiveHundredThirtyFiveSentenceHorror
Being called the brontosaurus of the group while not even being vegetarian
Going “incogmeato” (having your meat out stealthily)
Always claiming that "the best things in life are free" and waking up with anal warts one day
Giving ass to the homies (aka giving your friends a test ride on your Beyond Pussy™)
Inviting friends to try out your "Beyond Pussy"
Exploring your recently deceased family member's pc and discovering a 23 GB folder labelled "Angle Memes"
Confessing your love to someone saying "I Love You and I Love Farting"
Saying you're gonna kill somebody (and NOT kidding)
Calling your friend the David Byrne of the group
What is the worst Tetris game?
Asking someone a favor and saying the "movie" can't continue until they say yes
"Removing" somebody
Contemporary adult spongebob music

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