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Doing a real "dude looking guy" kind of thing (The September incident of 2001)
Getting a good Slap random note arrangement playing Beatmania IIDX vs slapping your girlfriend
Sobbing as you watch your favorite gamer "Hit The NaeNae™️"
Stop working. START JERKING.
Start birthing!
Doing a Barbieheimer™️
Episode 4 of I Think My Dog Has Autism! (show does not exist)
Top Ten Haagse Hopje Moments
Resealing video games once youre done with them to ensure the little characters dont crawl out and hurt you in the night
Buying a truck, making it obscenely smelly and parking it in a neighboring street
Keeping it lowkey vs. Keeping it Nike
Managing to reach the hidden island in GoldenEye's Dam level and getting a blowjob from Natalya
Always carrying a briefcase everywhere to look really suspicious
did you know you can make a Shinzo Abe Special with ingredients readily found at home improvement stores?
*runs pro laps around you >w<*
Addressing the Tulpa of Everyone Who Came to Your Concert
Pussy Sustainable
Throwing rocks at young couples Throwing rocks at young couples Throwing rocks at young couples Throwing rocks at young couples Throwing rocks at young couples Throwing rocks at young couples Th
Going on a 24 hour pee pee poo poo dive in other people's septic tanks and seeing what kind limey logs you can find in there :)
The Four Horsecocks of the Apocalypse
US Experimenting With New Form of Torture: Being sedated with the Gameboy while listening to Rex Viper
Efteling humanoid sighting
THE NEXT STEP: An apology video while you play with your whole band
Ok then. *cums*
Getting banned from Twitch for 'phallocentric content'
Walking up to women and making the mr incredible uncanny face
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Ordering topics directly through our website (cock.com) instead of through Uber Eats or Just Sneat
Historians REJOICE!! First cranked hog ever found in archaeological digging ground
Listening to some Loonee Tunes! :)
am I "Alt-right"? Yeah I'm doing pretty good thanks, wbu?
yea im a rude dude i say please and thank you 🥺 😎
Taking the longest shit ever during your timed all-you-can-eat buffet
Unicorns existing in the "The Big Bang Theory" universe
pronouncing penis like fenis (real ones know shoutout to the real ones)
Gamma Gamma Gamma Raise a Froggy
oscillate my fart baby
Putting lil ugly mane's entire discography into your wedding playlist
Going on a 2 hour deep dive to find the origins of the phrase "provolone poo"
Strategically quoting Ronald Reagan in a country where people won't notice
Getting an H-word pass from your teacher (hall pass)
Giving your Friends "ammunition" (Teaching them every slur from A to Z)
Fuck you! I'm turning you into Kim Jong Un!
SUPER MARIO GO BI DIE KART
Making People Happy With Ya Penis
Being remembered for your innovations vs. Being remembered for the rules you break
avgn gangnam style
Being a "Pick me" vs. Being a Pikmin
On January 4th, 2011, Warner Bros, the company behind the making of The Big Bang Theory, filed for a registered trademark for the Bazinga! catchphrase, becoming effective on April 24th, 2012.
Being a CEO and going "Nah Fuck It! HEHEHE" to every evil decision
fisherprice827 vs. fisherprice1
Going to a movie theater to watch "The Flash" (2023) and loudly exclaiming "BAZINGA!" every time the titular character's lightning bolt symbol appears onscreen
Giving in and joining the pen 15 club
jenna marbles vs ijustine death battle
CockBusters
dyeing your hair at age 27 because you misunderstood the criteria for entering the 27 club
oppa gangnam style!! 😭 💓 💓 🥺
Getting roasted by water companies for using 10x your usual amount of water but they don't know about your in-house cannabis plantation
NEWS FLASH: Turns out that dog from the funny video is not in fact "just an innocent man", Hacker T. Dog has been sentenced to two life sentences in a maximum security prison for a string of homicides in the Great Lakes that goes back to 2001 (The year that changed us all)
there was once a time and if i have to live with this information then so do you
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Click Klack SeatZac (for filtering sponsored topics, please subscribe to our Patreon)
"Dancing" your way through 605 cases of gender discrimination and 170 cases of disability and family leave discrimination
Being Pro-Porn vs. Being Pro-Pane
Penis tipz #13: Keepin' it Attached 2 your pelviss
Vagina tipz #17: Keeping it Rubbery
Tolerating my friend's insane conspiracy theories so i can play on his cd-i
Primordial braap cloud
The Shinzo Abe Moment Summarized as "Shogun vs. Shotgun"
Scroll Lock: What does it do?
Trump is Playing a 3ds Right Now! sending out Random Direct Messages and Tweets as he plays "The Very Best Zelda Winner" (working title) Exclusively on the new Nintendo 3DS
Interrupting jeff goldblum during a roundtable and saying "you are just another human"
We've got tetris
you love herk hee kee he when he had and he. can hand.you love.me at the worst help
I'm going to hurt you! I'm going to hurt you! I'm going to hurt you! I'm going to hurt you!
Figuring out why there is a song about cuckolding on the Classic Rock album
Having a friend recommend music and responding gleefully with "Yeah, umm, no, shut the fuck up" and "Seriously. This is appalling. How pathetic. Oh god. I want it to stop. I need it to. Feels like it will never end. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat and hope the crowd chants along."
Violence increases as Minecraft and Tetris fans fight over who gets to call themselves 'blockheads'
Top 10 Funniest Moments
Working at shell leaking HELLA documents
Convincing your friends to sit in an iron lung for their health
meaningless pussy
Being so poor you have to repurpose yesterday's chicken wrap as a condom
bronies
piemel in de bami hak hak hak
Wow. This album is flawless. I mean, utter perfection. I'm usually into more heavy stuff like Nickelback, Green Day, AC/DC, and Leather Beavis, but thought I'd give this a go. Does not disappoint at all from the opening riff to the last cr
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Raise your Dongers.
Becoming addicted to heroin during the Reddit blackout
God, you know who I really hate? Matt.

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