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Realizing That the Amount of Gabba's in Your Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise a Football Media Title Hints Which Entry It Is in the Gabba Series (series does not exist)
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Realizing that the game of life is about spinning the wheel and ending up with the most amount of money at the end
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Realizing that Topic Coin is DROPPING!!! 😱 📉 😱 😱 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Realizing That You're NOT A Coward For Not Smoking Crack
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Realizing that your son is not ready for the drama of the modern world and also a danger to any human he comes in contact with, and executing them to prevent the inevitable (RIP CASEY TATUM)
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Realizing that Yuji Naka deserves to die for what he did
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Realizing the house fire emoji is the perfectly fitting response to your friend's news but not being sure whether it's ever fitting to respond with a house fire emoji to your friend losing everything in that house fire
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Realizing the pyramids were built by 3 horny dudes
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Realizing there are enough porn movies and making one more (final porno movie)
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Realizing there is a little guy in there
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Realizing this peace is what all true warriors strive for
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Realizing you are Marco
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Realizing you don't need a Steam Deck to get into "Docking"
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Realizing you double booked Marriage night and Too Many Crab Legs night
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Realizing you have won 100 discussions and retiring
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Realizing you lost your boulders along with the pillar
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Realizing you're not annoying enough and inventing Web 3.0
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Realizing you're not the only Gluppy there's another Gluppy in this maze
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Realizing your friend is inseparable from the Emoji Man
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Realizing your friend won't stop talking unless you plug that hole
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Realizing your girl is built like a Windows 95 cursor
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Realizing your life would be infinitely better if you started compulsively gambling
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Realizing your skin becomes 1% darker every day but it has a direct correlation to your gaming skills becoming 1% better everyday somehow?
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Realizing your social credit score counter is no longer updating properly but being terrified of speaking up because any dissenting opinions will make your score plummet
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Realizing your son fkin sucks at being gay so send him to Gay Camp™️
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Realizing Your True Potential When No One is Around to Cramp Your Style
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Real Life Morph Ball Manoeuvre (I Broke All My Bones)
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Really botching your Conversation Topics Award speech
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Really really really good crack
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Really wanting to talk about Balan Wonderworld and being so impatient in conversation that you earn yourself the nickname "Anyway, Balan" because you can't help but interject with Balan talk
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Real Nintendo Kid is Disapoint. Sees Koji Igarashi's Bloodstained and says "Not Another 2D Platformer"
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Real shit no squatty potty you feel me
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REAL SKELETON REACTS TO GHOSTS 'N GOBLINS
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Reanimating someone by ripping a colossal fart on their heart
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Reasons to reject giving someone a little kiss
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Re-assigning your prostate from a screenshot button to a log-out-on-all-devices button
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Receiving A Hum From A Bum
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Receiving a lump of coal for Christmas and accusing Santa of contributing to global warming
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Receiving Extremist Propaganda Through Fan-made Wiiconnect24 Messages
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Receiving threatening letters in your mail (such as "A", "G" and "P")
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Recent Study Shows Most Conversation Topics Are Actually Never Discussed
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Recognizing the Mythbusters theme background music in your gore video
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Recognizing the Stonehenge of Conversation Topics
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Recognizing when your ass is the best option for the given scenario
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Recognizing your fault of being British and doing something about it
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Recommending albums that only have 1 good song
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recording a 20 minute voice note of stewie griffin impressions cause you think your friends care about your hobbies
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Recording the most important moment of your life with Unregistered HyperCam 2
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Recording yourself pissing with your pussy out while the Teams chat notification sound can be heard 8 times during the 30-second video
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Recreating Billy Mays using AI and using him to sell your new product
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Recreating Jonestown in Animal Crossing
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Recreating the game "Meme Run" from memory
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red blue yellor the primary colors we all know them
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reddit․com
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reddit finally makes an app for the wii.
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Redefining what it means to be a woman BY working at Merriam-Webster and Correcting Some Typos Baby!!!!!!!SWAG
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Referencing a certain retired yoshi main who may have once given you some advice that may or may not have lead to the collapse of the global economy
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Referencing Petscorp whenever you're in a dark room
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Referencing schizophrenic people
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Refering to 9/11 as "Planey Boys"
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Refering to everyone else driving on the moterway as 'opponents'
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Referring to a neighborhood's violent crime as an "integral part of the GrassRoots vibe ™️ "
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Referring to anything that is "male" as "manny"
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Referring to doomed lawsuits as "Suicide Battles"
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Referring to morse code as braille
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Referring to Ted Bundy as your problematic fave
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Referring to the Harry Potter films as "the potty movies"
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Referring to your ass as the Red Giant before succumbing to your third degree burns
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Referring to your ass as "The Windy City"
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Referring To Your Asshole As "The Rabbit Hole"
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Referring to your balls as "Ballz 3D" during sex, after which you immediately stop having intercourse and turn on your Super Nintendo to play Ballz 3D
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Referring to your girlfriend as 'The Ol' Misthorn'
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Referring to yourself as "Allah" and building a church called the "Seven"
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refer to my previous tweet please think hard about it
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Refrigerating your paper for no particular reason
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Refusing to apologize for your level of binging
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Refusing to back down from placing "ABBA Gold: Greatest Shits" in your Top 100 Albums of All Time
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Refusing to back down from placing "Hampsterdance: The Album" in your Top 100 Albums of All Time
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Refusing to buy Palworld, because it doesn't have Rosa's shoes
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Refusing to date someone for their video game character of choice
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Refusing to have sex because of a lack of gamification
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Refusing to say "no cap", because you think it stands for "no capitalism"
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Refusing to sell Zack & Wiki to some kid because he's too dumb for the puzzles
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Regarding MonkeyMagic13: https://pastebin.com/tT1peaq1
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Reggy Fills a May
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Regretting not considering your Balkan friend in the deal and missing him a bit (his ass was perfect)
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Rejecting a pull request with the comment "Give up."
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Rejecting your harsh noise listening experience and reaffirming your love for electro swing
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Released brentalfloss tracks
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Releasing 37 different walkthroughs for Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
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