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• Pringles tube or uncut cock? Its time to decide, western man.

• 😂😂 Printer owners be like "I think I will print this document" 😂😂

• print("Goodbye, world!")

• Printing a billion men and sending them off to war

• Printing your own divorce papers

• Prisoner on death row requests shocking last meal: Filet O fish!! (They killed him immediately)

• pro-ass-turbating

• Probably Just To Get Off

• Proceeding to take over the Balkan territories without much negotiation

• Proceeding until you get the slappy

• Proceeding with the murder and then going "npc mode" for a while

• procrastinating on a 1 word essay

• Producing exactly what humans make the best (skin)

• Professional speedrunner banned for "speedrunning" a kid

• Programming Exclusively in "Boobie on Rails"

• Programming Pong in Game Maker and becoming a pussy magnet overnight

• Prolapsing your Subway all over the pavement

• PRO-LIFE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

• Pro-Life vs. Half-Life

• pronouncing asdfmovie as "Ass-Duff Movie"

• pronouncing asdfmovie as "Ay Ess Dee Eff Moo Vee"

• pronouncing ass like this

• Pronouncing Buizel in a Funny Germanic Way

• Pronouncing caveat incorrectly

• Pronouncing it as "Lamb-boar-geenie"

• Pronouncing it "hwhite"

• Pronouncing Lloyd as "le-loid"

• pronouncing penis like fenis (real ones know shoutout to the real ones)

• Pronouns for danger seekers

• Proposing to your girlfriend in the library and getting shushed by a handful of people trying to study

• Proposing to your SO by asking "Our nama Jeff?"

• Propping your president back up in his chair

• Pros of my friend: - Cons of my friend: - he taps my head - he taps my head - he taps my head - he taps my head

• Protip: My Cheney is Hard & Ready 2 Go

• Pro tip to beat paper mario: - Dig a tunnel about 3ft tall and 3ft wide, remember to make trap spike pits and dead ends with gun holes to kill those unfamiliar with your ways

• Proving something vs. Improving something

• Prullenbak Posting

• Psychologists vs PSY

• PTSD cases associated with picking Krunch in Diddy Kong Racing during childhood

• pubequizzes

• Public Enema #1

• Pulling a "Columbine" by "Going to School"

• Pulling a "Undertaker" at a Funeral

• Pulling a "Wile E Coyote" and Blowing Yourself the Fuck Off the Earth to Catch a Bird

• Pulling a "Wile E Coyote" and Driving your Expensive Truck into a Wall with a Painted On Tunnel on It

• Pulling out all the topics from your pants they're Really stinky

• Pulling out my “Steamboat Willie” in Disneyland Paris and getting arrested by an undercover cop in Mickey Mouse costume

• Pulling the "smoking gun" out of my prehistoric pussy (the case has been going on for 67 years)

• Pulling up Teletext when you have a girl over

• Pullin' it back for the viewers at home

• Pull On My Mickey: A Good or Bad Idea?

• Punching a hole in your friend's wall and then saying it was there already

• punching people who eat salami in public

• Punji pit tonight queen?

• Purchasing 25 barrels of crude oil (minimum required volume)

• Purchasing a 6-figure house with 6 GI Joe action figures

• Purchasing a Ringtones app and only downloading the "Canon in D Major" ringtone

• Puritans seething: Three-Finger Dan is being epic with fireworks again! What will this crazy guy do this year?

• Purple links to dementia pages

• Purposefully FaceTiming your boss while naked hoping your fat balls will get you that fat raise

• Purposely cutting a slit in the back of your pants so people can coin-op you

• Pushing everything back as far as possible

• Pushing Gaywards Your Wife

• Pushing happy birthday modals for your coworker to all production environments

• Pushing "Pee"

• Pushing the “STOP” button on the bus and immediately being subjected to the first note of Undertale’s “Metal Crusher” at +50dB

• Pushing your ass cheeks to the side because you're blocking the path and you need to make way

• Pussy Delirious

• pussy fart scene

• pussy fracking

• pussy got me bankrupting!!!!

• pussy got me beeping and honking

• Pussy In Da Pursey

• Pussyin' Out

• Pussy Number 3

• Pussy phartin

• Pussy Sustainable

• Putrid smells and their Geolocations

• Putting 0 effort into a tweet and being invited to the white house due to its success (I turned down the offer, Giant Abe Lincoln scares me)

• putting 1 Lego brick in every m² of your house

• putting a "bagel" in the "oven"

• Putting a Bullet in Someone's Hand as a Threat

• Putting a chat AI in a robot suit with electronic nerve endings so you can beat the shit out of them

• Putting an ice cube on your man's belly

• Putting ASCII middle finger in every rent transaction

• Putting boogers on your friends table in front of him

• Putting buckets on your head at random intervals during a conversation and calling it "Bucket Mode™"

• Putting cajun seasoning on your balls

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