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Saying "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!!" every time you start using your Fleshlight
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Saying "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!!" every time you turn on a flashlight
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Saying "I will be a gentleman about it" before farting in protest
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Saying "Jemen" instead of "Yea man"
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Saying "joke almost ended the stream" after every near-death experience
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Saying "Kids, don't do drugs" before doing a motorcycle jump over 17 buses and breaking your femur, spine, both legs and the cameraman's eye
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Saying "Let's get this bread!" before going to the bakery
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Saying "mama se mama sa mama appelsap" at MJs funeral service
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Saying "maybe baby" when your boss ask you if you stole printer ink from the office
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Saying "Merio" instead of "Mario" to troll your viewers
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Saying "my mama named me rufus" right after the second demon core incident
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Saying "my pleasure" when hurting people
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Saying MY WIIIFE but referring to your mom
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saying not racist to make something not racist
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Saying "Oh oh here she comes" everytime a woman walks in
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Saying "Oh you don't think that's funny? Fuck you then" to normal people
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Saying "Oh you missed that one, try another!" whenever a person misses their shot on an airborne bottle
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Saying "Okay Fellas! Okay Fellas!" and leaving to play international superstar soccer 64 everytime something unexpected happens
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Saying "Omg this beat YO❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ yo I can freestyle off this beat" while theres no music playing
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Saying one but EXACTLY ONE slur every hour
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Saying Reagan dying is "okay" but secretly preferring if Bush died
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Saying "Shoutouts to my leggy!" after surviving a dismembering explosion
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Saying "somebody clip that!" and pointing at a newborn baby's umbilical cord
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Saying "Thanks for the meal bro, its coming out of my ass" after every meal from your boything
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Saying The Inevitable N-Word (If no one is gonna say it, I will.)
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"Saying" the "n-word"
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Saying the N-Word Together
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Saying "The plot thickens" everytime you walk past someone with ass
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Saying "there's a hair in my cake" instead of what's actually going wrong
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Saying 'the shit has hit the fan' everytime you walk past the Shit Covered Fan™️
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Saying "the" x word
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Saying "They're not gonna fuck you." to the bird feeder lady
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Saying things at "the top of your lungs" when you're a fish
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Saying "This is like ___ on the Wii. Real good." every time someone asks you what you think of a contemporary music release
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Saying translations are wrong all the time while not being able to speak the language
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Saying "Who asked?" when the flight attendant tries to hand you a bag of free peanuts
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Saying "Whoa! Watch out" whenever a new person starts talking
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Saying "Why did you guys do this 😂 " whenever your parents show you baby pictures
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Saying words like "yes" and "no" without having any idea what they mean
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Saying "Wow!" at everything that happens no matter how ordinary or significant it is
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Saying YEAH at random moments in conversation to sound energized and active about life
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Saying "Yeah... we're all Bored Apes in the end" whenever there's silence
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Saying you're always "mainbating" as to not be problematic
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Saying you're gonna kill somebody (and NOT kidding)
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say what you will about steve harvey but that mf can dance!!
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Scamming vs Scramming
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😂 😂 Scanner owners be like “Um excuse me, do you mind if I scan this?” and it’s their 😱 BARE ASS ‼️ 😱 🍑 😂 😂
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Scarce's "Pussy Fingers"
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Scared of Shitting (S.O.S)
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Scariest Mario Enemy
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Scariest Piece Of Furniture!
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Scatman John sings "No wonder all my brothers and my sisters need a crutch" after breaking his siblings' legs
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Scatman (Ryu* Remix)
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Scatman serenade
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S.C.A.T.: Special Cybernetic Attack Team
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S.C.A.T.: Sweet! Crappy Ass Turds
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Scat; the thinking man's fetish (thinking about shitting)
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Scatting to cheer yourself up
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Schindler's bucket list
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Schiphol, Hell 3:00AM
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Schizophrenia prevention for babies (for me, i am the baby (Is anyone out there?! anytime??))
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schreeuw niet tegen het fietsenrek :'(
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Scientists discover endless oil supply on Leffen's nose
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Scott Cawthon Goes CRAZY! “Five Nights at The Border” Is His New Game? Stunted Individual!
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Scottish Protestors Moving On From Throwing Soup At Paintings, Now Throwing "Cullen Skink"ˢᶦᶜ Instead
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Scott the Woz
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Scrapping your entire album and writing something different because 9/11 JUST HAPPENED IN YOUR BACKYARD??!
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Scratching your home address into random cars for free fights in the future
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Scream corn
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Screaming "BINLEY MEGA CHIPPY" as you're losing all your chips at the roulette table
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Screaming "FOOD, I WANT FOOD, I WANT TO EAT! I WANT FOOD NOW!" repeatedly to automatically get detected by the Uber Eats 25% off coupon distribution algorithm
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Screaming in pain in the doctors waiting room because all of the magazines are in use
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Screaming like Mel Blanc when the toilet seat falls on your cock
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screaming "the last metroid is in captivity" when someone asks you about the ukraine war
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Screenshotting tweets instead of retweeting or linking them
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Screwattacks top 10 metroid items but #10 is the screwattack
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Scroll Lock: What does it do?
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Sealed copy of ninja gaiden 2 spotted rizzing up baby gronk at lsu
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sean kingston nightcore remix
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Sean Kingston's Requiem
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Sean Paul Attempts to Make Sense on a Record
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sean paul get busy 10 hours
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Searching for "Red People" on Google Images
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Searching for "star wars green guy" on youtube only to find out there are 2 green guys
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Searching "how to survive a car crash" on AskJeeves seconds before it happens
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Searching your whole life for a boobie but only finding tits and knockers
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secretly cutting the brakes of someone's car after having an emotional moment together
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Seddie vs Creddie vs Cam vs Sibby vs Spam
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See a good thumb gotta have fun
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See Brown; Go To Town
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