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• Talking about Racewalking around people who do not know Racewalking is not a racial term

• Talking about the Philips CD-i while pooping

• talking about weird USA theories and wondering why the FBI showed up to your 911th birthday

• Talking about what's funny now

• Talking about ya balls call it Ballology

• Talking about your dead mom in the YouTube comments of a The North Face backpack review video

• Talking about your favorite "Chocolate Boy" without seeming racist

• Talking really enthusiastically about a movie called "Little Latvian" (the movie does not exist)

• talking to Eksemell about xml

• talking to jason about jsons

• Tandoori sauce 😃 on my new pants ☹️

• Tapping the mic, loudly hearing feedback, and still asking "Is this thing on?" like a fucking loser idiot piece of shit

• Tar coated lung vs. Chocolate coated lung guy

• Target acquired. Your favorite topic will be the last one you'll read.

• Tasteful racism

• Taxidermy Evasion

• Tay Zonday looks pretty dry in his famous video Chocolate Rain, did he ever even feel the pain? What gives him the right to sing about it?

• Teaching 90s kids to stop saying "nick or treat"

• Teaching Kids to say Nick All Stars Instead of N*gga

• Teaching your "friend" a "lesson"

• Team Losi RC Racer PlayStation Gameplay

• Tears of the Kingdom: new Zelda game or BBC headline?

• Ted Bundy vs Al Bundy "Dude-Off", a bro-down of galactic proportions!! ted bundy wins he killed that other guy

• Ted Cruz's Zodiac Sign

• Ted "Nivision" Stark

• 💧 👅 🔥 🔥TELEIOPHILES BE LIKE......... 👀 ❣️ DAMN LOOK AT THAT 29 YEAR OLD!!! 😤 😤 👏 👏 🏡 💼

• Telekinesis Orgasm Disaster

• Teleporting without consent

• tell'em to bring out the lobster

• Telling a friend he'd be really good at being a fat fuck

• telling all you topic lovers whats ap !!!!

• Telling Co-workers About E621

• Telling everybody "Please educate yourself" no matter the circumstances

• Telling old people they look "kinda out of it."

• Telling people they have a cool gut

• Telling people to “brown themselves”

• Telling people to go "skydiving"

• Telling someone that everything they own is covered in a layer of thick stinky kaka

• telling someone their posts would do numbers on funnyjunk, killing their soul instantly

• Telling someone they don't look like the type to grow old

• Telling someone they will be paid in exposure and then shoving them into direct sunlight

• Telling someone to relive their "happy times" causing them to relapse into chasing women at night

• Telling someone you like their style and when they ask "what do you mean" you scream "BALD" and run away

• Telling someone you made 'a clankey'

• Telling speedrunners "Oh you're losing time? Well I'm losing interest."

• Telling that guy in your orchestra that foreskin is not an instrument

• Telling the waiter: "Excuse me waiter, thank you for that excellent addition of the fly" He walks off in shock and disgust

• Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup, and he goes: "hmmm, that's messed up.... We're calling Greenpeace on this one..".

• Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup” and the chef overhears and yells from the kitchen “SORRY FOR THAT IVE HAD LITTLE TO SLEEP AND THIS KITCHEN SUCKS AND THE SUN’S SHINING IN MY EYES AND IT’S REALLY NOT MY FAULT”

• Telling the waiter "Excuse me waiter, there's a fly in my soup" and then detonating five bombs to blow up the restaurant to stop the waiter from discovering you were lying about the fly in your soup (fly does not exist)

• Telling the waiter "Excuse me waiter, there's a fly in my soup" and then killing yourself in front of the waiter to forever change their life's trajectory

• Telling the waiter "Excuse me waiter, there's a fly in my soup" and then revealing the "fly" is your pants fly and your dick pops out of the soup

• Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup” and then the waiter transforms into a giant fly and drinks your blood like soup

• Telling the waiter "Excuse me waiter, there's a fly in my soup" but the waiter is Donald Trump pretending to be a waiter for a day and he deports you for insolence

• Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup… souper mario. haha” The waiter transforms into Bowser and burns you to a crisp

• Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup who won’t stop saying ‘Ahhh ,Dont Stop , Keep Injecting Me Those Soup !!! I Love It !!! ‘“ and asking the waiter to deal with it. The waiter says “Ok I’ll”

• Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s Galaxy Gas in my soup” to which the waiter replies “uhhuuuhuhuhhuhhuhuhuhhh”

• Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s soup in my fly” and the waiter looks down at your pants only to see your cock and balls hanging out

• Telling the waiter there's a fly in your soup and the fly is like "no one asks me anything"

• Telling your best friends you need them to take your fat cock

• Telling your boss you "lost the paper trail" while you actually ran out of toilet paper

• Telling your boss you were "hitting that Yoinky Sploinky" when they ask what you did yesterday at the daily standup

• Telling your bros to eat lotsa spaghetti: Your belly needs it!!!

• Telling your bros to spend lotsa money: The economy needs it!!!

• Telling your children about the time you attended every rodeo and the countless casualties that resulted from your endeavor

• Telling your diagnosed friends all they're suffering from is "propaganda"

• Telling your friend about your unusually specific and degrading fetish, and finishing the conversation with "and YOU gotta help us!"

• Telling your friends and family an elaborate lie about a 31-day foreign trip you’re going on so they won’t know you’re participating in Anaesthesia August

• Telling your friends "Look, it says gullible in the sky" during a total solar eclipse

• Telling your friends the Funniest Passwords

• Telling your friend you're taking him to a jamaican restaurant and flying him to south korea and eating bibimbap there instead

• Telling your guests they have to finish their dinner plates and then giving them all 12 bay leaves

• Telling your kids to watch out for "speed glitching pedophiles"

• Telling your own customers that your product is "GOOD SHIT!!!"

• Telling your partner your balls only look good from a certain angle and refusing to show them

• Temporary Tattoo Tramp Stamp Back 'Queen Of Spades' Swinger Hotwife Cuckold

• Terry Cavanagh Announces Prequel To Super Hexagon, Super Pentagon

• Terry Cavanagh Makes Game Discussions That Much More Annoying By Titling VVVVVV Sequel “VVVVVVV”

• Terry Davis Announces Sequel To TempleOS, dies before he can provide a name

• Tesla Model Ass (Onlyfans)

• testicle odor

• tetris crack pipe

• Tetris-pilled FtM gives "T" a spin

• Texting someone "the safe word is voldemort" followed by kicking down their door

• TF2 fan who drinks his own piss

• TF2 fan who's really enamoured with tf2 sniper and keeps commenting on the meet the sniper video that he idolises the fact that he never goes hungry

• TGIF (Thank God It's Friday)

• Thanks for subscribing to Daily Hard Hat Jokes...!

• Thanks for the sex homie.

• "Thank you for a fking awesome life." the rat says 🪦🫡

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