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The Manhandla from Zelda vs the Manhandler from your local Walmart
Altercations at Walmart
Getting a "handle" on the situation
Eating lunch out of your GameCube
Why did the GameCube have a handle? Is it a reference to how the US handled 9/11?
Why did the GameCube have round discs?
Lying about knowing what "bomboclaat" means
Al Bundy vs Ted Bundy: Who Is More Clinically Insane?
Favorite Married With Children Episode!
The masculine urge to go to sleep in a nightcap and nightgown and snore like honk shoo honk shoo until being awoken by a noise and investigating with a little candle holder
Cute space buns :3
Telling everybody "Please educate yourself" no matter the circumstances
Queening the queen to death
Getting "Queened" Right After The Queen Dies
Trolled to Death II
Doing absolutely fucking nothing at work
Grubby Little Fingers, Grubby Little Hands, Grubby Little Man From The Hot Dog Stands
Polar Bears that say funny puns and catchphrases right before they kill you
Illegal Chess Scenarios
Deleting random conversation topics
Activating The Monologue™ from your dead man switch
The plastic prank
Queen dies on 9/11
Wishing deadmau5 was the one who died rather than the mouse
Living life with the "Le i am going to shit myself" disease
Pissing people off by ordering the worst items on the menu
Kanye West saves the day by interrupting an armed robbery in progress
Absolutely fumbling the ball on your manifesto
Metal breast implants
Asking "Are we battle ready?!" before every single family event
SOUND VOLTEX SNEED GEAR
Voros Twins Onlyfans
Announcing "I'd Like To Make A Toast" and pulling out a slice of bread and a toaster
Calling For A Moment Of Violence
Calling for a moment of silence while farting incessantly
The Conversation Topic that will Ruin your Friendship
Seeing Peter Griffin on the Reddit app and screaming "Fammy Guy" at a funeral
Receiving a lump of coal for Christmas and accusing Santa of contributing to global warming
Bringing up conversation-topics on a date
Waking up on Christmas day to find out Santa has stolen your socks
Citing a dream that you made up as your main inspiration
Playing Guess Who with your friend suffering from Prosopagnosia
Did You Hear The News? I'm Into Dudes
Being so desperate for a conversation starter that you make up news
Killing all three stooges and meeting up with your friend after to say, "Didnt you hear? The three stooges died.."
Realizing all three stooges are dead
The Three Stogies
Finding a hiding place to smoke your stogies vs Smoking your stogies wherever you want because you are a stud
Smoking stogies because you want to vs Smoking stogies because your girlfriends father introduced you to them
Giving everyone a cigar but not really saying why
Living the So-Far-No-Cigar lifestyle
Replying "me" to every question even if it directly implicates you for murder
Getting invited to feature on a Kanye song and proceeding to only say "LOEEOEEOOII LOOEEOOEEOO" on your verse
Drinking Lotsa Sodie-Pops
Turning all the accessibility features off on your grandma's PC, rendering it unusable
Going "hmm i know! *SHITS SELF*" to every question
Going "hmm iunno *SHITS SELF*" to every question
Enabling "Sticky Keys" by Jizzing all over your Keyboard
Enjoying waiting in line intrinsically
Searching for "Red People" on Google Images
The Messiest Desk Ever
Having a long think about cum and its scientific properties
Ways to bite people without waking them up
the yoda tin
Rigging a game of charades to make your friend get the Prostitute card every time
gangnam style
bassball bat
Would you rather have an "epiphany" or an "epic funny"
O NO GRIMBO PEE TOO MUCH!!!
Stepping outside and settling it like Men: with a game of Tag
Pre-9/11 humor: it was just plane funny
The debatable canonicity of the post-9/11 sonic games
Games that were released right before 9/11 (e.g. Insaniquarium)
Doing salvia with bronies
Salivating with the homies
Pronouncing it "hwhite"
Drill rapping to the Drill Dozer OST
Bad News Theme Song
Sexism In Yu-Gi-Oh!: Why Is "Dark Magician" Not Called "Dark Magician Boy" When There's "Dark Magician Girl"?
Sleeping throug all your birthday wishes
Getting into a game and then switching to a different game 2-3 days later
Sitting down with your friends and having a long, fruitful conversation in which everyone relentlessly hates on Marshmello
Having horrible timing asking people's pronouns
Mother Fucker Wheres My Butter
Papa John's horrible anus
Papa John's annus horribilis
Pussyin' Out
GrandpaRP
Chasin' Grannies
"Sticky" "Situations"

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