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Trucks
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Trump is Playing a 3ds Right Now! sending out Random Direct Messages and Tweets as he plays "The Very Best Zelda Winner" (working title) Exclusively on the new Nintendo 3DS
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Trump's weird mushroom penis
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Trust no one not even your cells
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Trying every topic at once (DO NOT DO THIS)
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Trying Not To Cum Licking The CEO's Boots
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Trying not to look suspicious while only buying things that taste like your girlfriend's pussy
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Trying out your friend's Fleshlight
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Trying the toilet door that is clearly occupied
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Trying to be hardcore by saying you're really into gore but only doing simple things like wearing Gore-Tex jackets and listening to Goreshit music
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Trying to calm down a distressed child by playing the Sonic Spinball "Options Menu" music on full volume
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Trying to do the jetpack cheat in real life
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trying to enjoy a succulent chinese meal
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Trying to explain "bruh" to a 90-year old man which sends him into cardiac arrest
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Trying to find "bugs" in your code but only finding "bugs bunny"
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Trying to find "The Wire"
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Trying to get the "world's biggest vagina"
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Trying to imagine 30 people without crying
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Trying to intimidate someone by telling them about your buoyant balls
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Trying to look out your window but it isnt activated #BillGates #NWO #SeeThaBirds #MalcolmInTheMiddle #MalcolmX
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trying to make it in the firm industry
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Trying to play Smash Brothers but constantly getting distracted by the venue’s catering service calling for people to pick up their chicken nuggets
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Trying to watch 'Goof Troop' with your dad, but everytime Peg comes on screen he says: "I'd like to go goofy in that bussy"
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Trying to watch the best TV show but accidentally watching Brick and mortar? Rigamortis?
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Try Not To Laugh Challenge: Equals Three Edition
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Try the new pringles! You can eat 'em,
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Try To Speak The English Language CHALLENGE {IMPOSSIBLE}
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Try to stop me
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TTT (Terry Titanic Testicles)
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Tubgirl: Love At First Page Load
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Tuggin' and huggin' and maybe f
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Tuna and a half men
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tuna loaf
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"Turd is the Word" Joke Bankrupts Company After Spying Hackers Discover Company-Wide Password Is, In Fact, "Turd"
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Turds Like Bullets
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Turning all the accessibility features off on your grandma's PC, rendering it unusable
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Turning all your friends into a Wojak and making insufferable comics out of them
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Turning on your Mobile Hutspot (lekker wortel ui en aardappel bij de bioscoop hoor)
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Turning someone into a sausage
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Turning the music up to drown out the tinnitus
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Turning the TV off and on really fast to "clean" the screen
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Turning the unwanted dickpic in your DMs into an NFT
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Turning your buddy's housewarming party into a househarming party
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Turning your "Homie" into your "Honey"
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Turning yourself in without having done any crimes
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TURN TO SIDE-B AND INSERT TO FUCKING BOX!
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Tweaking Your Bros
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Tweeting a topic despite receiving a phone call from a very angry Howie Mandell specifically advising against it (fuck you Howie, I do what I want)
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tweeting "if you're making fun of me this is who you're making fun of >.<:" and attaching a video of a homeless person masturbating in public
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Tweeting only when you take shits and hoping that people notice a regular pattern
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Twenny Juan savage
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twenty two pilots
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Twilight Sparkle Incineration Incident
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Twinkies are eternal
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Twitch Bruh Moments Badge
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Twitch Chat During A Silent Game Stream: "Why isn't he talking? Is he dead?"
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TwitchPlaysPussy
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Twitlongering your boss while still staying at the company
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Two And A Half Men Season 12. No Review. I refuse.
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two bears colliding at 300mph what will happen (passionate love)
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two bears (gay men) colliding at 300mph what will happen
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Tyler, the Creator vs. Skyler, the Destroyer
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Typing
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uber pee
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U didnt have to cut it off!! (Mah dicj)
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Uhhhh the Gilbert Gottfried AVGN episode was, "Good", actually
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uh-𝙃𝙉𝙉𝙉gnnngnnnnnnggghnnnn….my 𝙬𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝘁𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘀…!…….. uwah!!!!!!!!hhhhhngg𝙢 𝗺𝗺𝗺𝗴𝗴𝗴𝗴.. hh𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗻𝗵𝗵𝗵j𝙝𝙣𝙝𝙟𝙣𝙟nggggggg𝗴ggg….𝗺𝘆 𝙒𝙄𝘿𝘿𝙇𝙀 𝘵𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘴!!!! ooohhhh h𝗺𝗺𝗺 𝘮𝘮𝘮𝘯𝘯nnmn….𝙖𝙖𝙝!!!!!!!!.. …ooh!!!..
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Uh Oh! Porn Opened On The Work Computer! Glassdoor Jobs Is Just A Click Away
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Uhoh: The most racist user on the server is typing!
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u/mister-pikachu's last post: "She left me for Dedenne Guy"
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Umm excuse me, waiter? Your fly is open
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Unable To Let Go Of Gootecks… I Must PogChamp
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unabomberman
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unabomberman 64
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U. N. ations Did What?
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U.N. Baba was HER?
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Uncontrollably Peeing During an Important Meeting
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Undercooking pasta and being told "What a flop!" by the Balatro joker as you eat your shitty meal in solitude
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Underhanded Masturbation Tactics
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Underpenis a game by toby cox
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Undie-pression
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Undocumented Realdolls
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Unexpectedly Waking Up In a BDSM Party and Not Knowing The Safe Word
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Unfoundedly accusing your friends of being mad
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unfunny pussy
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U.N. Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise a Football was Her? (game found to exist as a new game mode in Splatoon 3 where you actively try to raise a football with your team)
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Unicorns existing in the "The Big Bang Theory" universe
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Uninteresting P*ssy
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Unironically being named "Billy Bob"
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Unironically dying for real
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