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Unironically enjoying seafood
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Unironically having gout
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Unironically having the best fap of your life to Super Hornio Brothers
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Unironically playing football
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Unironically suggesting DK64 would benefit from more playable characters
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Unironically thinking the Year of Luigi was the best year for Nintendo
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United Nations vs. United Asians (my 3 friends, Feng, Li and Vince)
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United States? I sure hope they are!
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Unknown from W.I.L.L.Y
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Unmuting during the standup to say "pimpy son opp"
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U.N. Owen did WHAT? what did she do
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U.N. Owen was TROLLED?
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U.N. Owen was who?
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UN peacekeeper tony benzo staff sergeant first class 15th division
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Unreal engine '94
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Unreleased brentalfloss tracks
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Unreleased Sega Prototype of "Ecco The Dolphin and The Large Dolphin Penis of Evil" Found On The Shelf (shelf does not exist) At Sega's Place
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Unscrewing your friends windows so he gets a draft in the fall
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Unskippable cutscenes at work
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Unsubscribing when your favorite streamer mentions Taylor Swift and resubscribing when your favorite streamer mentions how much they love charter flights
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Unusual memes vs unusual schemes
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Unusual personality traits exhibited by people named "Liam"
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Update Day for the Wii Shop Channel
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updog
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Up to who is he
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Urinal etiquette: lowering your pants, how low is too low?
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Urinal etiquette: spray control
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Urinal etiquette: when do you offer to lend a hand?
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Urinal HYPE
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ur mam rides my honker and calles me the red devil
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U R MR GAY
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US army found 37 Koroks while looking for Saddam
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US army looking for yet another pointless conflict to station their troops for years
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Useful sentence to use when communicating with your fellow programmers in github: - I'll kill us both. -
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Use porno code "phat gaper" for a stretching
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Use promo code "CONVERSATION TOPICS" to get 15% off all kpop merch buy now BUY NOW
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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS TOPIC)
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US Experimenting With New Form of Torture: Being sedated with the Gameboy while listening to Rex Viper
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Using 10,000 Commodore 64s to hack into the pentagon
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Using a gundam kit to build a blunderbuss
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using AI pictures of jaffa cakes to lure those two "yoggers" into a big fucking hole
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Using AI to generate doctor prescriptions to get pills that make your prostate really big
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Using a pestle and mortar to grind 5 packages of 500mg paracetamol into white powder and putting that on your pancakes because you're going sugarless with your diet
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Using a pussy pump on your lips for that botox look
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Using a word with the letter “A” in it as an example of a word without the letter “A” in it
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Using Beaver Cryptography to store and refrigerate your food
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Using Bing instead of Google because it’s “Funnier”
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Using conversation topic most controversial moments to see if your parents are actually engaging in the conversation. They werent...
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Using Conversation Topics to refute the “Y’all are not ready for that conversation” allegations
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Using conversation topics to win Quiplash
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Using Coq in 2024 (not penis)
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Using every possible opportunity to replace the word "sheet" with the word "shit"
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Using fruityloops because you want to make gay music
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Using incomprehensible speech to confuse your enemies
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Using LGBT Slurs Respectfully
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Using Linux for the wrong reasons
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Using MicroSoft PowerPoint to make Animated Porn
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Using my medical licence to convince people my poor photoship skills are actually a future version of themself where they become a fat bald evil version of themselves because they stopped eating fries 🍟 😈
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Using Pussy Commands
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Using skin-tone-3 emojis while being very skin-tone-1
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Using surgical precision to pick the right reacts to de-stimulate your friend from doing something sucky tonight
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Using the 3DS gynoscope to obtain 3D pussy images
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Using the gender neutral term "opponent" to refer to people in conversation
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using the national alert system to play the brown note nation wide
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Using the royal "we" to trick people into thinking youre more than 1 person
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Using the Smell-O-Vision on your Girlfriend
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Using time travel to stop every occurrence of people saying the n word by physically covering their mouths
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Using warp speed to overtake a lame lil blue guy and noticing his brain jail laser a bit too late
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Using your Appie Stacks at the Lidl (Upgrade to ChatTopics Platinum to meet us at Utrecht Centraal)
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using your ass as an ashtray
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Using your boyfriend to spawn something from your hoo-hah but not realizing how fucked up the gremlin's pathing would be
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Using Your Discord Super Reaction On The First Day Of The Month!
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Using your enemy's gravestone as your debut album cover
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Using your escape money to buy sweets at the Kruidvat (upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to gain access to GespreksOnderwerpen)
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Using your first bus route of the day as a "warm-up" (The Pile up Catastrophe of September 23th, 2024)
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Using your Funny Viral Vids account to comment “Haha! Oh Yes! 😁” on the most harrowing NSFL shit you’ve ever seen
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Using your laptop to stream a smash tournament but forgetting about your nude Donkey Kong mod (he is not wearing a tie)
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Using your office's entire supply of printer ink for blackface
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Using your stupid ThinkPad without knowing it is transmitting EVERYTHING to Lenovo servers in China
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UUUUAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!! *splooge*
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Vagina tipz #17: Keeping it Rubbery
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ValueError: This shit is too large! Your shit size is: 3609750, 20 Max shit size is: 1048576, 16384
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Variant of the Stanford Marshmallow Experiment where participants get edged and are told they will receive a larger monetary compensation the longer they hold their cum
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Vegetables and their assorted devices
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Velma balls LMAO
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Vending machine (Crocodile Dentist Version)
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Venting Machine
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verified 1 follower accounts
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Vertical levels are for Grommets?!
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Vertical levels that just dont hit
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