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• Being close friends with the 1Guy1Jar Man

• Being comfy with your own bladder (I will never piss. I do not have to piss. Pee is all in the mind/pee is stored in the balls

• Being completely flawless except for peeing next to every toilet

• Being completely unfazed by the "Bud Dwyer moment" at work

• being "complicit" in "murder"

• being conceived in the McDonald's slushy

• Being conditioned to laugh instantly upon seeing the Memri TV logo

• Being confronted about your bing usage

• Being confronted with your mistakes Tetris style

• Being convinced all music is fully random and good songs got really lucky

• Being Convinced Xenophobia is a Disease and Spending Years Developing an Ingestible Cure

• Being cracked at the surprise of lackdown

• Being deaf and getting jumpscared by people constantly sneaking up on you

• Being defined a conversational literary device while all you do is create topics

• Being desperately in need of a tank emoji

• Being disappointed when someone has a French accent

• Being disgusted by horses

• Being Distracted By Your Morpheus Meter Going Off

• Being dubbed the "Gooch" of the music industry

• Being everyone's favorite lil stinky guy

• Being excited to get pants'd for the first time cause you have a massive cock but in reality everyone just laughs at the skidmarks covering the entire backside of your underwear

• Being excruciatingly hungry while performing open heart surgery

• Being fine with the men

• Being followed by the "Joke's End" music from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

• Being from Iran and using phrases like “I ran with it” and “Iranclad armor”

• Being from the alternate universe where they say "Hey!" instead of "Bang!" at the end of the big bang theory intro

• Being from the universe where the girl character in rage comics is called "derpia" instead of "derpina"

• Being Gay In Really Dangerous Situations

• Being "Gay" (killing lots of people)

• being goatless

• Being "Heaven Blessed" with a Mickey Mouse P*ssy (the whole town wants a ride)

• being hopeful

• Being hung like Elefun

• Being Ian (Hier is Ian)

• Being In a Heated Blanket vs. Being In a Heated Divorce

• Being in public and getting a pairing request for "Adolf's AirPods Pro"

• Being in public and not realizing the #tractors and #nsfw channels swapped places

• Being insecure about the size of your language model

• Being insulted by Rare N64 artstyles

• Being in tears over your gay little life

• Being in the phase of your life where you refuse to explain anything

• being in your girlfriend's dms and saying the CRAZIEST things like "ey gurl i wanna hear ur pussy talk" and "9/11 was an inside operation (it occurred inside the building (inside by bo burnham))"

• Being in your "lawsuit era"

• Being irrationally afraid of carpenters and letting it influence your voting decisions

• Being "killed" by a "bomb explosion"

• Being known as the Greatest Of All Time: Special Edition

• Being Layered With Ladiez

• being like 𝘉𝘢𝘢𝘭

• Being like the office's toilet paper (rough, gritty but gets the job done)

• Being Louis C.K.

• Being Mainly Into Skrillex Because of That Blasted Bassy, Boinky Bussy

• Being Michael Jackson's tour manager and ratemodding his songs to be 10% faster with every concert

• Being more entertaining while sleeping (Snore Strats)

• Being my pasta buddy (please)

• Being named the "squatty potty" of the group

• being NorthernLions kid

• Being nostalgic about AOL eventhough you never used it

• Being nostalgic for the 50th Anniversary Chat Topic Meet

• Being Nut Deep In Random Pussy

• Being Obama's substitute for when he's sick but because of your ethnicity you're forced to blackface for the job

• Being one bad day away from becoming a lolcow

• Being one of those people who shits with their pants down

• being "'""""""""""""""""ongezellig"'"""""""""""""""" (upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to gain access to GespreksOnderwerpen)

• Being on PB pace and saying the craziest things like "This run sucks" and "Thanks for the gift sub ForceKinTim"

• Being on the anti pizza hawaii side because you do not like pizza

• Being on the hunt for a HIDDEN MICKEY but getting Smirnoff Iced instead

• Being on your computer vs Being OnYourComputer

• Being on your worst (🇳🇱) behaviour

• Being outed as a mathematician for following up the number "1" with the number "2"

• Being part of a jury that just can't decide if someone deserves 30 or 45 years of life in prison

• Being part of a Real Ass Gang

• Being physically unable to care about your job

• Being Pro-Porn vs. Being Pro-Pane

• Being put on puberty blockers because your name is "Matt Binder"

• Being Racist vs. Eating Raspatat

• Being really annoyed that zoomers under 50 are attending the 50th Anniversary Chat Topic Meet

• Being really annoying and naming your kids after programming keywords like “null” and None

• Being really embarrassed walking up to the Pearly Gates because you died wiping your ass

• Being really stinky during the air pressure test

• Being REALLY worried about this guy named " hitler"

• Being REALLY worried that we haven't been visited by a time traveler yet

• Being referred to as "The Im-Patient" because you're constantly unplugging yourself from your IV and trying to go home

• Being reincarnated as that chicken finger you shoved up your ass once

• Being remembered for your innovations vs. Being remembered for the rules you break

• Being santa in secret but none of your friends know but then you give them presents and they start asking questions

• Being scared to shit because the office toilet paper is too rough

• Being seriously miserable at every family event

• Being so caught up in your video gaming that you forgot to rinse the soap off your dog (im sorry terrence)

• Being so Christian god tells you to do the least Christ like things possible (kill, murder, finger your little hole, hate) anyway anyone else got little horns growing?

• Being so desperate for a conversation starter that you make up news

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