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• Being a Vtuber and not rapping

• Being bad at getting kidnapped

• Being bad at pointing

• Being "bad" in prison and forced to going to the "concentration room"

• Being bald vs Being like Baal

• Being batman and making out with the nearest Robin cosplayer when you see someone named Delilah

• Being better at remembering where your open windows were on your second monitor than your computer

• Being bitten by a radioactive spider but rather than becoming awesome like Spider-Man you just die

• being blanky mode all day

• being branded "hoseboy" because of that one time your classmates saw you getting hosed down by your mom after you slipped into the spaghetti pot (you were grounded for 3 weeks)

• Being Bricked Up (phone doesn't work)

• Being British and actually enjoying yourself

• Being Bullied For Being An Ass Baby

• Being called a "future furry" by your boss in the standup

• Being called the brontosaurus of the group while not even being vegetarian

• Being chinese (but not anymore)

• Being close friends with the 1Guy1Jar Man

• Being comfy with your own bladder (I will never piss. I do not have to piss. Pee is all in the mind/pee is stored in the balls

• Being completely flawless except for peeing next to every toilet

• Being completely unfazed by the "Bud Dwyer moment" at work

• being "complicit" in "murder"

• being conceived in the McDonald's slushy

• Being conditioned to laugh instantly upon seeing the Memri TV logo

• Being confronted about your bing usage

• Being confronted with your mistakes Tetris style

• Being convinced all music is fully random and good songs got really lucky

• Being Convinced Xenophobia is a Disease and Spending Years Developing an Ingestible Cure

• Being cracked at the surprise of lackdown

• Being deaf and getting jumpscared by people constantly sneaking up on you

• Being defined a conversational literary device while all you do is create topics

• Being desperately in need of a tank emoji

• Being disappointed when someone has a French accent

• Being disgusted by horses

• Being Distracted By Your Morpheus Meter Going Off

• Being dubbed the "Gooch" of the music industry

• Being everyone's favorite lil stinky guy

• Being excited to get pants'd for the first time cause you have a massive cock but in reality everyone just laughs at the skidmarks covering the entire backside of your underwear

• Being excruciatingly hungry while performing open heart surgery

• Being fine with the men

• Being followed by the "Joke's End" music from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

• Being from Iran and using phrases like “I ran with it” and “Iranclad armor”

• Being from the alternate universe where they say "Hey!" instead of "Bang!" at the end of the big bang theory intro

• Being from the universe where the girl character in rage comics is called "derpia" instead of "derpina"

• Being Gay In Really Dangerous Situations

• Being "Gay" (killing lots of people)

• being goatless

• Being "Heaven Blessed" with a Mickey Mouse P*ssy (the whole town wants a ride)

• being hopeful

• Being hung like Elefun

• Being Ian (Hier is Ian)

• Being In a Heated Blanket vs. Being In a Heated Divorce

• Being in public and getting a pairing request for "Adolf's AirPods Pro"

• Being in public and not realizing the #tractors and #nsfw channels swapped places

• Being insecure about the size of your language model

• Being insulted by Rare N64 artstyles

• Being in tears over your gay little life

• Being in the phase of your life where you refuse to explain anything

• Being invited to the Signal war planning group chat but mistaking it for a birthday party planning group chat and asking how many cakes to bring to the “party”. Government officials assume you’re talking in code

• being in your girlfriend's dms and saying the CRAZIEST things like "ey gurl i wanna hear ur pussy talk" and "9/11 was an inside operation (it occurred inside the building (inside by bo burnham))"

• Being in your "lawsuit era"

• Being irrationally afraid of carpenters and letting it influence your voting decisions

• Being "killed" by a "bomb explosion"

• Being known as the Greatest Of All Time: Special Edition

• Being Layered With Ladiez

• Being like a brother to me (having a huge dong i'm massively envious of)

• being like 𝘉𝘢𝘢𝘭

• Being like the office's toilet paper (rough, gritty but gets the job done)

• Being Louis C.K.

• Being Mainly Into Skrillex Because of That Blasted Bassy, Boinky Bussy

• Being Michael Jackson's tour manager and ratemodding his songs to be 10% faster with every concert

• Being more entertaining while sleeping (Snore Strats)

• Being my pasta buddy (please)

• Being named the "squatty potty" of the group

• being NorthernLions kid

• Being nostalgic about AOL eventhough you never used it

• Being nostalgic for the 50th Anniversary Chat Topic Meet

• Being Nut Deep In Random Pussy

• Being Obama's substitute for when he's sick but because of your ethnicity you're forced to blackface for the job

• Being one bad day away from becoming a lolcow

• Being one of those people who shits with their pants down

• being "'""""""""""""""""ongezellig"'"""""""""""""""" (upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to gain access to GespreksOnderwerpen)

• Being on PB pace and saying the craziest things like "This run sucks" and "Thanks for the gift sub ForceKinTim"

• Being on the anti pizza hawaii side because you do not like pizza

• Being on the hunt for a HIDDEN MICKEY but getting Smirnoff Iced instead

• Being on your computer vs Being OnYourComputer

• Being on your worst (🇳🇱) behaviour

• Being outed as a mathematician for following up the number "1" with the number "2"

• Being part of a jury that just can't decide if someone deserves 30 or 45 years of life in prison

• Being part of a Real Ass Gang

• Being physically unable to care about your job

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