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Opening the Uber Delivery™️ app to see where your meal is, only to witness the map zoom into your parents house with a live-feed of your mum walking past the window from the POV of a sniper's crosshair - "MOMMY MY MOMMY NOOO" you cry only for the map to snap to Africa... where it all began... no one will believe you..
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Your Uber Delivery guy has died! 🛵
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Fluff my pillow bro. goin to bed
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Buying glasses so you can look at your wife in 4K
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There's a "snake" in my "boot"
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Giving your friend the book Comedy Writing Secrets because you like his jokes a lot
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Getting really sick for NO reason
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Touching random surfaces and then putting your fingers in your mouth
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Dentist, jugga jigga wugga, deli-style, jugga jigga wugga
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Burninating all the peasants in their thatched roof cottages
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Things that keep that pussy rolling
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Having a great time bowling, theres no way anyone hears this 🎳🎳🎳
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Asking the upstairs neighbors to stop bowling
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Wondering why your friend genuinely went bankrupt after playing Quiggle Race
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LMAOing because the new planet you found is also full of microplastics
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Being so focused on your sudoku that you didn't notice the neonazi demonstration in your cafe
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Being like a brother to me (having a huge dong i'm massively envious of)
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Hey bro you wanna be in a brothership with me? Benefits include living together and sharing rent, sharing parents, playing football together outside and daily frotting+docking sessions.
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Having your game rated "B for brothership" for absolutely no reason
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Mario & Luigi Brothership: Rated E?
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Please relapse
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Everything I need fits right here on my iPod 🙂 (death file III, bumfights vol 1-3, Scooby-Doo! Haunted Holidays, faces of death II, my little p
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Gathering all your coins & loose change to buy as
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Canary Mary Cheato page insertion video
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Being a little bit like a canary in the mine, in the sense that you're a yellow bird used for carbon monoxide testing... r/wellthatsucks
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What's that? You like "tosh.0"? What did I tell you about getting out of the straitjacket? Cloudcuckoolanders like you have no place in society.
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Exclusively getting off to Mrs. Boggy rule 34
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We don't know how to bring this news without shocking anyone, but the Explodey Boys have died.
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The Explodey Boys have arrived!
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Where MY grammy?
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What's that? You like "REFLEC BEAT"? Come on, back into the straitjacket. It's too dangerous for you to be roaming around freely.
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Taking a "shit" in "China" (why is it green?)
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Taking a shit in "China" (going to the Chinese enbassy)
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Vakantietip: Ga eens lekker naar de Schaamstreek! (Upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to gain access to our supercomputer capable of computing at 100 quettaflops That's a lotta Flops! Wowie
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Nintendo should have called the Wii successor the ii. An extremely clever pun and people would have instantly known it was a successor.
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playing adventurequest like... uh... well... just kidding. nobody plays adventurequest
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playing maple story like the largest man in existence ohhohohohohohoho
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playing runescape like a little boy hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Choosing Godot as your preferred game engine, because of the schmuck from Ace Attorney
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Making a password but swapping the "I" with an exclamation mark
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Looking in the mirror and wondering how that guy got there
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It's time to Mac it Up! (Use your iPhone to send an emoji)
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Oughhhh I feel that topic in my Dick
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I got a condom in Manhattan
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The dashcam to end all dashcams
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Breaking your right arm and understanding the magic of Balan Wonderworld
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shit yourself ass ess the situation
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shawty got arm and leg
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Getting away with calling others "bootyful" instead of "beautiful" by blaming it on your accent
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Strange P*ssy Syndrome
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Infamous "Chat Topics Misinterprets The Koran" moment
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I will forgive you for being Italian this time
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Having that one friend who only eats plastic and always being able to count on him #climate
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Switching every frame between being hired and fired
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Do You Even Care About The Gorilla Video I Sent You Yesterday?
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Hitting up that Ragussy
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Adam Ragusea Shut The Fuck Up Challenge
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Welcome back to "Is it a good idea to microwave this kid?"
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Were you a "Will It Blend" or "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This" kid?
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Having that "he/him mindset" (being completely clueless all the time)
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Getting a "little" visit from your old friend justin timberlake
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Who could this "true" guy be? Came out of nowhere if you ask me!
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Hmmm think youve had your share of topics now leave
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Hes called grimace because everyone fucking cringes when they see him
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The Name Tierlist (Complete)
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"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup", the customer said. But it was fine, because the fly was a known nazi within the bug world. The waiter and customer warmly smiled, for they knew the world was slightly better than it was yesterday.
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Get all the microplastics in while you still can
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China looking hella good right now
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Watching jerk off videos to remember how its done
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Targeting your friend with gambling addiction genes and dragging him into as many "funny money places" as possible
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elevator smells like fried food :-)
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elevator smells like fart :-(
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PC Windows Steam Undertale Sealed VGA 95 MINT Game Download Code on PIECE of PAPER {Times New Roman Font Used} ***RARE*** $149,000.00 with Free Shipping or Best Offer
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Revoking your respect for your friends until they can beat your Video Game Challenge
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Making your family laugh but for all the wrong reasons (falling down the stairs, accidentally chopping your fingers off, having a manic episode, completely ruining your life through drug addiction)
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just listened to beethoven for the first time. wow!
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Hearing the Notorious B.I.G. Hypnotize sting with every thrust
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Nice lil WeeWee justin "timberlake", you "bringin sexy back" with that tiny thing?
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Wii Came, Wii Saw, Wii Play - Juliius Caesar
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Wii Speak
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The government is at my house asking if these topics are true so i will state once for the record: absolutely. They are all 100% true and have happened/are happening to me as we speak
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Oh, so you guys like human trafficking huh? One of our followers is getting trafficked next...
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dropshipping an adopted child to a family who hired you as a surrogate because you like your belly "thin & crispy" like the skin on the colonels secret recipe chicken
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Every downvote leaves a puncture wound in my soul. Please reconsider clicking
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Sorry you can't sit there, Chat Topics Gold members only.
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BEK DICHT!! BEK DICHT!!!! (Subscribe to ChatTopics Gold to-- BEK DIIIICCCHHTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
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Getting a haircut that makes you look rounder
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Giving birth to your firstborn and then trading them for a Salamence EX
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A watched butt never shits
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Unhumble Bundle selling Skyrim for $150 bucks
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