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Being a Vtuber and not rapping
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Being bad at getting kidnapped
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Being bad at pointing
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Being "bad" in prison and forced to going to the "concentration room"
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Being bald vs Being like Baal
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Being batman and making out with the nearest Robin cosplayer when you see someone named Delilah
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Being better at remembering where your open windows were on your second monitor than your computer
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Being bitten by a radioactive spider but rather than becoming awesome like Spider-Man you just die
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being blanky mode all day
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being branded "hoseboy" because of that one time your classmates saw you getting hosed down by your mom after you slipped into the spaghetti pot (you were grounded for 3 weeks)
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Being Bricked Up (phone doesn't work)
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Being British and actually enjoying yourself
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Being Bullied For Being An Ass Baby
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Being called a "future furry" by your boss in the standup
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Being called the brontosaurus of the group while not even being vegetarian
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Being chinese (but not anymore)
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Being close friends with the 1Guy1Jar Man
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Being comfy with your own bladder (I will never piss. I do not have to piss. Pee is all in the mind/pee is stored in the balls
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Being completely flawless except for peeing next to every toilet
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Being completely unfazed by the "Bud Dwyer moment" at work
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being "complicit" in "murder"
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being conceived in the McDonald's slushy
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Being conditioned to laugh instantly upon seeing the Memri TV logo
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Being confronted about your bing usage
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Being confronted with your mistakes Tetris style
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Being convinced all music is fully random and good songs got really lucky
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Being Convinced Xenophobia is a Disease and Spending Years Developing an Ingestible Cure
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Being cracked at the surprise of lackdown
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Being deaf and getting jumpscared by people constantly sneaking up on you
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Being defined a conversational literary device while all you do is create topics
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Being desperately in need of a tank emoji
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Being disappointed when someone has a French accent
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Being disgusted by horses
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Being Distracted By Your Morpheus Meter Going Off
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Being dubbed the "Gooch" of the music industry
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Being everyone's favorite lil stinky guy
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Being excited to get pants'd for the first time cause you have a massive cock but in reality everyone just laughs at the skidmarks covering the entire backside of your underwear
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Being excruciatingly hungry while performing open heart surgery
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Being fine with the men
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Being followed by the "Joke's End" music from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
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Being from Iran and using phrases like “I ran with it” and “Iranclad armor”
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Being from the alternate universe where they say "Hey!" instead of "Bang!" at the end of the big bang theory intro
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Being from the universe where the girl character in rage comics is called "derpia" instead of "derpina"
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Being Gay In Really Dangerous Situations
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Being "Gay" (killing lots of people)
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being goatless
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Being "Heaven Blessed" with a Mickey Mouse P*ssy (the whole town wants a ride)
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being hopeful
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Being hung like Elefun
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Being Ian (Hier is Ian)
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Being In a Heated Blanket vs. Being In a Heated Divorce
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Being in public and getting a pairing request for "Adolf's AirPods Pro"
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Being in public and not realizing the #tractors and #nsfw channels swapped places
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Being insecure about the size of your language model
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Being insulted by Rare N64 artstyles
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Being in tears over your gay little life
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Being in the phase of your life where you refuse to explain anything
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Being invited to the Signal war planning group chat but mistaking it for a birthday party planning group chat and asking how many cakes to bring to the “party”. Government officials assume you’re talking in code
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being in your girlfriend's dms and saying the CRAZIEST things like "ey gurl i wanna hear ur pussy talk" and "9/11 was an inside operation (it occurred inside the building (inside by bo burnham))"
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Being in your "lawsuit era"
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Being irrationally afraid of carpenters and letting it influence your voting decisions
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Being "killed" by a "bomb explosion"
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Being known as the Greatest Of All Time: Special Edition
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Being Layered With Ladiez
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Being like a brother to me (having a huge dong i'm massively envious of)
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being like 𝘉𝘢𝘢𝘭
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Being like the office's toilet paper (rough, gritty but gets the job done)
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Being Louis C.K.
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Being Mainly Into Skrillex Because of That Blasted Bassy, Boinky Bussy
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Being Michael Jackson's tour manager and ratemodding his songs to be 10% faster with every concert
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Being more entertaining while sleeping (Snore Strats)
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Being my pasta buddy (please)
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Being named the "squatty potty" of the group
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being NorthernLions kid
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Being nostalgic about AOL eventhough you never used it
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Being nostalgic for the 50th Anniversary Chat Topic Meet
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Being Nut Deep In Random Pussy
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Being Obama's substitute for when he's sick but because of your ethnicity you're forced to blackface for the job
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Being one bad day away from becoming a lolcow
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Being one of those people who shits with their pants down
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being "'""""""""""""""""ongezellig"'"""""""""""""""" (upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to gain access to GespreksOnderwerpen)
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Being on PB pace and saying the craziest things like "This run sucks" and "Thanks for the gift sub ForceKinTim"
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Being on the anti pizza hawaii side because you do not like pizza
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Being on the hunt for a HIDDEN MICKEY but getting Smirnoff Iced instead
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Being on your computer vs Being OnYourComputer
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Being on your worst (🇳🇱) behaviour
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Being outed as a mathematician for following up the number "1" with the number "2"
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Being part of a jury that just can't decide if someone deserves 30 or 45 years of life in prison
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Being part of a Real Ass Gang
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Being physically unable to care about your job
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