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Being the Bogeyman, or the boogeyman, or the bogyman, or the bogieman, or the boogie monster, or the boogieman, or the boogie woogie
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Being the boogie2988 of Grindr
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being the cancer of the friend group (Astrology)
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Being the "chosen one" (person who can say the N-word)
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Being the Dharma & Greg of the group
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Being The Dumbest Person In The Server
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Being the Evel Knievel of your friend group
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Being the "figment of collective imagination" of the friend group
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Being the grump that has to say the "n word"
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Being the guy responsible for keeping Lenin embalmed, but constantly having to fight the urge to take a little bite out of him
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Being the guy that cuts up onions at the queen's funeral
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Being the 'Jan Leeghwater' of your group of friends
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Being the kind of programmer who writes many lines of code vs Being the kind of programmer who snorts many lines of coke
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Being the only one in the group who laughs
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Being the only one under 3 inches at the 51th Chat Topic Anniversary Meet
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Being the only person on Earth to make Tetris sexist
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Being the owner of a certain topic account, and knowing deep down that your friends will deny their involvement
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Being the "pikachu libre" of the friend group
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Being the Pilotwings 64 of the party (No intro, starting instantly and really hard)
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Being there on monday afternoon
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Being the Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero of your friend group
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Being the "self flagellation guy" of the friend group
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Being the "Silent Hill" of the friend group
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Being the smartest tool in the shed
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Being the "Travis Scott" of the group (dying on September 14th, 2039)
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Being the waiter of your friend group and growing tired of all these complaints about flies
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Being the world's biggest incel AND Rayman 2 fan, so you refer to women as Uglettes
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Being the worst train passenger ever by eating very smelly food and loudly blowing your nose
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Being to Autism Speaks what the IRA is to the queen
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Being told to stop ostracizing your coworkers but not knowing what the word means and interpreting it as "ostriching", the act of forcefully dunking other people's head in sand
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Being Tomba and saying the CRAZIEST things like "My name is Tomba the Mighty" and "I have fast pants"
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being "too bony" and "green and mean"
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being traumatized by dinkle time as an infant and never fully recovering
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Being unable to return home after your trip to vegas because you bet your plane ticket on a game of three card monty
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Being unable to sing any LMFAO songs because you keep laughing your fucking ass off
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Being unable to understand basic communication, unless it's visualized through a wojak/pepe edit
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being unclear on purpose
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Being upset that your music is liquid
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Being upset the Arabian Wipeout course isn't right-to-left
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Being Weirdly Mean to Your Girlfriend during Women History Month (illegal behavior)
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Being Well Fed vs. Being Well Bred vs. Being Well Met
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Being worried that Big King XXL burger gets lonely in your tummy
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Being worried that you're not particularly "lulz-worthy" enough
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Being worse at jubeat than a chimp
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Being wrong about how high the next step of the staircase is
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bein scottish is fuckin shite man, ye ever seen Brave? 😔
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Belastingdienst slogan: "Wij maken hier de dienst uit!" (For more like this and this like more and topics, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ‼️ )
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Believing in #freewill but Still tuning in to the topics every day and Laffin DAT A$$ right off 😹
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Believing that a gimmick account would bring you on board for the price of 1 shitty topic you wrote in your underwear on a warm Thursday afternoon in May
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Believing the Lie
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Believing the universe was created by the Bing Bang
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Bending Machine
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Bending the rules like beckham
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Ben drowned? Skill issue. Learn 2 swim kid
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Ben ik te min? Ben ik te min omdat je pa een grotere piemel heeft, dan de mijne? (For this and more topics like this, You really do not want more of this)
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Berating your friend for changing their nickname to something that sounds like total shit
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Berning away the Harris fursuit to reveal a really, really old man
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Best mobile game
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best monster flavor
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Best Non-Binary Pastimes: 5 victims left. Don't suck out all their blood, we're not killers here
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Best of 2020 #WasteOfH(eroin) Moments
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Best Pipe Meme Ever :: General Pipe Smoking Discussion :: Pipe Smokers Forums of PipesMagazine.com
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Best Super Mario 64 Mission!
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Best ways to start a fight with your uber eats driver
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Beta features vs alpha features vs sigma features
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Better Call Ball vs. Better Ball Saul
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Better "prei" to whatever god you believe in, leekboy.
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Betty White's Hidden Gold
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Between Wikipedia And Breitbart News, Which Source Should I Trust?
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BEWARE THE "booting up newly installed game -> instantanously going fully and irreversibly deaf" PIPELINE
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bf: (to gf) i will have sex with you. gf: what the fuck
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bibimbap
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bibimbrap
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biden is not polling well sorry guys but bernie has won this time enjoy super communism 🇺🇸
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biden karaoke
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biden should commit to one final biden blast and take his bitch ass out (DEMENTIA STYLE)
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Biden Simulation Terminated. Thank you for your cooperation.
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big bellie
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Big Boobs
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Big cook little cock
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Big Diesel Damien succumbs to Lung Cancer at 76
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Bigfoot final sighting
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Biggest Pussy Award
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biggest pussy in minecraft
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big mac
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Big Man Erasure
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big mouth
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big mouth
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BIG NEWS
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big shoe!!!
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