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• Accidentally FaceTiming your boss while naked and they can see your fat balls in the caller preview

• Aggressively FaceTiming your boss while naked to dominate them with your fat balls

• Bowser JR DESTROYED My P*ssy!

• Can You Hit a Split on a D*ck (Ch*ney) (2*24)

• Davy Jones' Cockblocker

• Gettin' Ya Dick Wet & Keepin' Ya Dick Wet (Double Album)

• God I Wanna Fuck That Pussy So Bad Please Let Me Have It

• Had my prostate removed, which caused everything else to be disconnected; no cumming at all. Balls seem to be the same, and when I manage to masturbate, if I don't drain my bladder, all that I get is a fierce ejection of urine; and I do mean fierce!

• Having a pussy like Terrydactyland (too convoluted, too long, Gregg Mayles had to apologize for it)

• Having a pussy like the Water Temple (too convoluted, too long, Miyamoto had to apologize for it)

• How controversial would it be if a photo leaked of jk rowling taking a wicked piss out of a weiner into a urinal

• How many shakes of the penis until it counts as masturbation?

• I close my BALLS & Penis

• iPods, iPads, iP*ssys

• like the legend of the penis

• Mario 64 speedrunners and their massive wangs

• mars bar cock vein

• Mentioning in your bio that you orgasm like a bee (cumming so hard your cock literally explodes, leaving you to die in a bush)

• My Little Pussy

• My massive punssy

• nicknaming your penis "wooden horse"

• peeing out my pusy out of protest

• Pick Me Pussy

• playing pokemon ranger with your pussy

• Playing with balls, how long is too long?

• Plucking hairs out of your nutsack like Olimar

• Possible To Hit It Through The Pussy Window?

• Purposefully FaceTiming your boss while naked hoping your fat balls will get you that fat raise

• pussy got me beeping and honking

• Pussy In Da Pursey

• Something wrong with the pussy

• Soy consumption and the pussy u grow as a result

• Sticking your dick in a bag of flamin hots

• sticking your dick in a Cheerio

• Suckin on balls for ya friendz

• That Pussy Be Yankin

• The existence of the "boner bone"

• The legend of the penis

• The Plug'n Play Game where you get to play with spiderman's balls

• When the weather is hot and sticky that’s no time dunk your Dicky but when the frost is on the pumpkin that’s the time for Dicky Dunking!!