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• Accidentally FaceTiming your boss while naked and they can see your fat balls in the caller preview

• accidentally playing the opoona ost near your child and turning him into a lil round guy

• Actively using the internet to lower the average IQ on it

• Aggressively FaceTiming your boss while naked to dominate them with your fat balls

• Becoming REALLY fast at typing "it takes two to tango"

• Being close friends with the 1Guy1Jar Man

• Being comfy with your own bladder (I will never piss. I do not have to piss. Pee is all in the mind/pee is stored in the balls

• Being Ian (Hier is Ian)

• Being in public and not realizing the #tractors and #nsfw channels swapped places

• Being known as the Greatest Of All Time: Special Edition

• Being the Dharma & Greg of the group

• Being the "Silent Hill" of the friend group

• Being Tomba and saying the CRAZIEST things like "My name is Tomba the Mighty" and "I have fast pants"

• Being upset the Arabian Wipeout course isn't right-to-left

• Being Well Fed vs. Being Well Bred vs. Being Well Met

• Being worried that Big King XXL burger gets lonely in your tummy

• Berning away the Harris fursuit to reveal a really, really old man

• Breeding on whatsapp

• Burpin' & Fartin'

• camping out the gorilla that broke into your house

• Chasing someone like AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

• Coincidentally saying you like mysteries the day before Hannah goes missing

• Destroying some objects in your database and feeling really good about it

• Doing the entire programming school on a Nokia 8210

• Drinking that BENDY! water: "Oh is this Evian? Dasani? oh its bendy water 🫨🫨🫨💱 start that music baby" slap my k,nee

• Earning yourself the nickname Skippy after 'that fateful FaceTime call'

• Eating an edible on every 4th note

• Eating Lunchly for dinner and dying instantly (because it’s full of mold)

• Failing the “Try Not to Laugh” challenge at a very critical juncture in your life, sending you down an irreparable, irreversible and inescapable downward spiral. But who will have the last laugh?

• Farting Super Loud

• Farting with a guy walking behind you kind of like Mario Kart Banana

• Getting a crazy unbreakable gambling addiction in response to being told to get a hobby

• Getting a standing desk forgetting you lost your leg recently

• Getting Brailed vs. Getting Grailed

• Getting divorced

• Getting killed because a funny lil guy distracted you

• Gettin' Ya Dick Wet & Keepin' Ya Dick Wet (Double Album)

• Going Wide when you're boy TRO that ball

• Having a guy called "Sergio" as your comfort character

• Having a pussy like Terrydactyland (too convoluted, too long, Gregg Mayles had to apologize for it)

• Having a pussy like the Water Temple (too convoluted, too long, Miyamoto had to apologize for it)

• having a woke stroke

• >implying you're not being chased

• Listening exclusively to "me and the boys" type beat music

• Making a "Breaking as many World Records as Possible" video and breaking 0 World Records

• Making It SQUART In The Booth. Wiggling That Thang while you're at it

• Manually twice-removing your cousins

• Marrying a Dude and Saying You're Just Trolling

• Mentioning in your bio that you orgasm like a bee (cumming so hard your cock literally explodes, leaving you to die in a bush)

• Mistaking your angle grinder for an ankle grinder and doing something rather permanent

• Multiplying Monomials

• Nicknaming your Coworker "wooden horse"

• nicknaming your penis "wooden horse"

• Not understanding the ballot and coloring in every option for 100% completion

• peeing out my pusy out of protest

• playing pokemon ranger with your pussy

• Playing with balls, how long is too long?

• Plucking hairs out of your nutsack like Olimar

• Posting gorilla boy, not knowing what will happen next

• Predicting the amount of hahas you will do and responding to a joke by saying "five"

• Purposefully FaceTiming your boss while naked hoping your fat balls will get you that fat raise

• Putting that stinky asshole to work in that voting booth ripping some serious damage in there and expecting no repercussions for your actions

• Putting your heart and soul into each and every butt wipe but quiet quitting fatherhood

• Rawdogging a surgery (no narcosis, no anesthesia, no TikTok)

• Realizing that Breaking Bad is about walter being a cool guy and Skyler is just Dumb

• Realizing that Topic Coin is DROPPING!!! 😱 📉 😱 😱 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

• Realizing your skin becomes 1% darker every day but it has a direct correlation to your gaming skills becoming 1% better everyday somehow?

• Recreating the game "Meme Run" from memory

• Referring To Your Asshole As "The Rabbit Hole"

• Riding a rollercoaster while the park's official POV for the ride is being recorded and saying the CRAZIEST things like "AAAAAAAAAAHHH" and "I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF WITH A BIG BROWNER"

• Saying "bro its always justified" to calm your "killer" boyfriend

• Smiling in the face of oppression

• Spending 5 hours in Terrydactyland without collecting a single Jiggy

• Starting a restaurant named Tea Guys with a logo in the same font as Five Guys and not realizing what a hideous crime against humanity you have sinned

• Sticking your dick in a bag of flamin hots

• sticking your dick in a Cheerio

• Suckin on balls for ya friendz

• Taking an EPIC shit

• Telling the waiter "Excuse me waiter, there's a fly in my soup" but the waiter is Donald Trump pretending to be a waiter for a day and he deports you for insolence

• "Thugging it out" by not getting a tetanus shot

• Thuggin & Mallin

• Thuggin & Maulin

• Touching Grass vs. Watching Degrassi

• translating braille into sign language: top 5 do's and don'ts

• Trauma dumping in an Animal Crossing OST comment section

• Using AI to generate doctor prescriptions to get pills that make your prostate really big

• Wondering why the topics uploaded to YouJizz.com perform so badly