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Imagine Dragons was FUCKED. No one told me I had to actually imagine the dragons myself. I guess I'll just imagine the entrance fee next time.

Getting your PayPal funds frozen for being "too well-endowed"

System of a Down - Little men

Understanding his "donky kong" reference

booting up frog bog on the intellivision and getting irrationally mad at the fly physics

Reading the title of the OST track you're listening to, "Ploopy fucking dies", spoiling your game forever

the door locks behind you What's up... Bitch, you think I didn't hear you talking shit? *air machine begins whirring faster and louder* Oh fuck I'm getting really big csn you turn that off, I said turn it off.. TURN IT OFF 💥

Placing a pool table and an arcade machine in your office to bully your ever-so-busy coworkers

Flushing your credibility down the toilet

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors; be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me; I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should've known you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Environments where you NEVER say the N-word: - the office

oasis fucking dies

Man Donald Got Angry as F**K in That QUackers 😂😂😂🦆😂

there's a tiny corner where Tony cleans his coins

Going "postal". (Eating 45 stamps)

Stuck in Shitzoland trying to breathe in this birthing crisis

Shrinky dink (do not research)

Realizing you don't die you just shrink 🤏

oddly satisfying vs evenly satisfying

Clenching an AirPod in your fist to make it play music

Stop Killing Games? Does that mean AVGN can't destroy shitty games anymore? :(

Running 4 prez. My biggest policy change? If breasts are large enough i should be allowed to cry in them. Lmk what you think, xoxo -Gharlie

Using ZZ like an absolute fucking pussy

Broverdose

Calling your gym buddies your "broteins"

Approaching people on the street asking if they want to see your really cool chimney. You don't have any gross intentions, just socially stunted and really do possess a cool chimney.

Can you defeat all your coworkers in a fist fight?

Here's what you would look like pre- and post-twink death

I'm feeling like a hundred bucks! (Zimbabwean dollar)

Inexplicably conjuring up images of Keith Apicary in your mind during sex

foggy style

Bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow

BEING CAUGHT ON THE TRAIN TYPING 'PENIS HOLE'

Going to Amsterdam for a quick ass pinch

Desperately trying to "reload" in the only language where "no" is said by farting loudly

Playing a game of Extreme Bucket (body count: 5)

FatShitGamer caused problems at Too Many Games. News story in 6 hours. Screencap this.

Telling the waiter “there’s a fly in my soup” and smiling. While the waiter takes your soup away, you think back on all the topics you’ve read, all the topics you’ve chatted about. Conversation is such a magical thing, isn’t it? This establishment could use better hygiene though why the fuck are there so many flies

I GET ANGRIER FOR EVERY PROBLEM YOU GET WRONG

Every year we host the TooManyGames convention and every year more and more games get made. Who will heed the call?

Sitting in your office with all your co-workers present and loudly chanting the Pac-Man theme 17 times in a row

Sitting alone in your office and doing nothing but listening to Pac-Man's theme 17 times in a row

>not owning 10 pianos

Correcting your balls in public vs. Correcting your balls in privates

Forgetting to move your 10 pianos (pianos dont exist)

You cannot grasp the true form of the Conversation's Topic!

JonTron said WHAT?!

Penny for your shower thoughts?

Realising your phone has one too many horsey apps #suspicious

Quest 64 was good actually.

Because I've been getting questions in the past few days: YES, I am on medication and YES, I am just Like That.

thuggin it out in front of the fine shyts (i dropped my marble bag and they went everywhere but i just kept walkin)

ok google search "did homer kill maude in the simpsons maude flanders when she fell after the t shirt cannon in the simpsons probably like season 6 or 7 around there did homer do it reddit"

skyrim walkthrough part 53: fus ro DUH!!

If you show me another 15 minute video about a game I dont give a fuck about I will put your hand in the cd rom tray

ghostin that hoe on some casper shit shootin big joe he ask for that shit twenty bands i keep tabs on shit what comes from a butt, yep u guessed it (shit)

taking a phantom turd be like "..where'd you go... 😟 👻 🚽 "

Humping yourself out of existence

Dissolving your assets vs Dissolving in acid vs Diss solving your ass

Bro topics

Turning your worst friends into fossil fuel

Eating bananas so people realize you're Donkey Kong

Conversation topics tips to stay cool this summer! pee

What is he hiding?

Dude, wipe!

Being able to choose between world peace and Tony Hawk's Proving Grounds for the Nintendo DS and picking the latter

R U READY 2 GO INSIDA DJ BOX?

[Intro] You used to call me on my Trump Phone

K3 - Oya lélé (kors k Remix)

Files love that shit

LIPPS INC SEMANTIC LINKS: 😃 Group 😃 Funkytown 😃 Minnesota 😟 Mexican Cartel 😃 Disco

I’d like to speak to the manager. I don’t have a complaint I would just like to talk. I am very lonely

pisses me off when chatgpt tells me "you're right!". i dont care about being right i need you to be right you piece of shit. yOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

Daft Punk - I Need You To hurry Up Now Want Het Duurt Nog Maar Heel Even

should i be pacifist 💖 ,,,,,,,,,or sh(uld i use Fist 👊 #undertail

Switch 2: Mario Kart World Steam Deck: supra mayro kratt I don't see a difference. Love is love.

Clever waiter puts fly on separate plate for those who don't care about that joke

being so white you think collard greens are lime polos

A Day to Remember releases new album "For Those Who Have Fat Nuts"

The pros and cons of your friend stepping on your hamster in elementary school Pros: funny story Cons: he died he literally died

Saying Yes! to Everything

Sticking gum in your hair to make a tutorial on how to remove gum from your hair but it doesn't work so now you just have gum in your hair LOL!

One Man Joke vs. jokes made with ya friends

That one night (chorus: ᵒⁿᵉ ⁿᶦᵍʰᵗ) you made everything alriiiiight (chorus: ଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ)

Curtain call. You Pickin Up? ☎️

Becoming sponsored 😃 Making lots of money now 😃 Have to wear really ugly jersey 😟

Saying insane stuff like "there are as many Paperboy ports as I have fingers" while winking at random people

Asking "oh my god did you see that?!" to someone who was looking right at the thing you're referencing

The Tesla is here to kill you.

Another classic case of epic face epic face epic face epic face Jizz In My Pants

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