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Something in your house got me feeling so aroused (smeg magnetron)
Your MCM (Morshu) is a Vegan!
Maybe the true funwaa is all the gumwaa we got through along the way
Creating the Balan Wonderworld equivalent of a programming book
Buying another Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Grill every time someone dies
Kwekkeboom False Flagging
Terminal Velocity Trash Bags
Belly reveal soon!
Top 10 things you should NEVER eat before a workout! 1. 2. 3. compost 4. oil
Advertising that you have that "Hentai Pussy" while not really knowing what "Hentai" is and not really knowing what "Pussy" is
It's dope.!! 😎. Since u ask. Buy it!! Don't be shy
Naked (except the balls) and afraid (except about people seeing my balls on TV)
scene 3: gex walks in and sees neo cortex gex: what a forehead. reminds me of dinner at david schwimmers house neo cortex: youre just trying to ragebait me i wont fall for the bait man stop ragebaiting me
You've got to let me back in the Goon Cave.
Top 10 Topics that make it Spurt
Getting kicked out the funeral for saying "TOP 10 FUNNY!" at inopportune moments
Making 1000 really horrible dick pics and accidentally sharing the worst one
SHIT BOYS 3D
uh oh here comes a woke topic 😂 🤣
Realizing you need to watch Over The Hedge in exactly 61044832197213 seconds
just bought fresh new pants clean but now,,,,, the chunker
Jimmy Kimmel has been fired for an uncomfortable soup/waiter/fly joke. The final straw for old jimjim
Trying to sleep but all you hear in your head is "paling paling paling paling paling paling en nu de drop paling paling paling pa
john wick went giga crazy... why?? you ask.. heh; they stolded he labubu 😈
what if you downloaded that FLAC at 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 KB/s
Time to CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP!
another day of waking up, refreshing X, writing topics, and watching youtube Ahhahhahhahha. lets talk about it bro AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We've been seeing some of the posters on this fucked site - you will be contacted by our hired 'friend' and given an offer. Drink the soup (fly included) and give us your topics or be dealt with viciously.. and we take the topics regardless.
Something went wrong with the twitter. Please check your credentials and twitter username in the twitter settings.
Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest? He wanted the pi-rate!
Reaching into your PeanutPocket™ (for all subscribers we will come over and pour peanuts into your pocket Any pant!
Taking fiber supplements with the homiess
Girlfriend said i was too quiet during sex so i started singing tetris with lyrics. T spot unlocked and she start to sing like this
stinky notes
Figuring out what color sticky notes your friend uses and ignoring all of them
I had nothing to do with the murder of MonkeyMagic13 despite my last tweet. Its merely a strange coincidence. The police already questioned me about it and my alibi is air tight. I feel like this has all gone a little too far and for that I want to say I'm sorry.
I had nothing to do with the disappearence of ArsenicGuy13 despite my last tweet. Its merely a strange coincidence. The police already questioned me about it and my alibi is air tight. Perhaps this is just another one of his tricks to fuck with me
When you're out of arguments, so you just reply with "lol". Fuck you, ArsenicGuy13!
heroin vs. pistachios
why is it soup and not suup. #steno
Hahaha. You guys are still following our Topics? Reading our Topics? Talking about our Topics? Keep it up Topic Nuts. Keep it moovin. Keep Talking. Please
My eyes are gettin weary... my duitse bief is stuc
If you want to get back at the previous topic maker, ,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,su scribe to Abonnement!!
Buying your first DINNER Blaster.
hmmmmm.... you wanna "eat" the "hot" "dog"? Put on the fursuit, motherfucker
Broodje knak would go soo hard rn
NASTY IS THE NEW BLACK
Buying a knife (Nice! No one will fuck with you now)
always using mayo to cool down your food (temperature)
would monkeys wear hats they found a cool one
Shoutouts 2 My Dikke Maatjes
Boilio & Juliet: Same show, guy gets boiled a lot
Destroying everyone who understands your Carl² jokes
Peeing ur pants a lil bit to add character
Buddhist monk who claims to have no need for earthly desires is mentally broken after dropping a huge bowl of cheese puffs on the floor
LiveLeak boiling frog experiment
Top 10 "hij gaat de pijp uit" moments
I pull out the
Chief Keef x Vocaloid - 愛のＳＯＳＡ
How did Bill Gates make all that milk?
Having a chronic fear of pears preventing you from any grocery store visits
What’s your tagline on the back of the presidency gonna be?! “Cat’s outta the bag… and onto the ROOF!” Tenouttaten!
THE ROCK IS IN THE BUILDING!!!
Catching fish to ask them to subscribe
Dobby will not change
What do you MEAN no one in your friend group does the gremlin voice??
Telling the waiter to piss off with his annoying questions. I'm just sitting here.
24/7 peripheral vision Jeff Dunham show
Movies that are so good that mijn broek zakt er van af
We're launching that fuckin' thang at ChattyTopics.
Post-Nut Clarity
Forget Gumwaa. You Will Forget Gumwaa And Have Funwaa. Do NOT Research Gumwaa. Put All Your Research Into Funwaa And Dont Forget To Oyehoye
Feel free to share any of your leftover folders and files with Conversation Topics.
Living in the post-Piet Paulusma world
Peaking on the day that random youtuber asked you to say "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers"
When the waiter trips and drops scalding hot soup in your lap, and to make things worse, there was a fly in there
tokin on my vape like 🐱
Fuck you voice actors we fuckin hate all of you AND yo industry. You got 6 characters and only 2 people voicing them, let my son little Minky on stage you absolute cunts. P.S. im fuckin your h*rse right now.
Did Hulk deserve it?
Hi guys! We're doing a 'Special Military Operation' on ChattyTopics on August the 25th. Just checking if things are sound
Realizing every time you place a wplace pixel the people who live in that pixel get crushed by it
"Gangnam styling" past the atrocities in life
Dubstep in the Obama Years
Bring the black guy back please I liked him
What's your favorite Disney character? mickey or borat
Our uk topics enjoyers have been lost due to big brother saying "no more topics 🫤" can we get a "fuck the British government" in the comments 🙏 maybe even an "up the ra"
herbie will be in the next one. Trust me guys
The Wipe That Ever Lasted
Screaming "het duurt nog maar heel even" from the only bathroom stall to the queue outside
kids these dayz wouldnt survive on 1 second on tumbler where blue fred flintstone went triple platinum. real talk

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