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"Raw dogging" the ribs
going into random servers and typing "penis"; will you get banned?
i got the kinda suckin you dream of and see in the magazines next to a still frame of flushed away with the caption "rat movie takes the plunge and flops at the box office". anyways what im trying to say is that i left my drivers license at home, officer
finding out your private list of conversation topics is being posted online every 2 hours to a million billion people
I hope nobody is broadcasting these
4. The next time you get hungry
1 like = 1 RIP for a chicken that died for ya stoopid meal.
Your personally curated yaoi vs. the yaoi that sister recommended (filthy fujoshi
Always saying "you saved my cock" when the barista brings you coffee
Realizing that all that stuff didn't help your game but all this time it was your leopard skin pillbox hat that gave you the results
WTF was Homer doing there in Ionia? 😂 αράχνη χοίρου αράχνη χοίρου κάνει ό,τι κάνει η αράχνη χοίρου
Getting your PayPal funds frozen for being "too well-endowed"
Understanding his "donky kong" reference
booting up frog bog on the intellivision and getting irrationally mad at the fly physics
Night at the motherfucking museum bitch!! Ass hole
Night at the museum
Who released the fucking cowboy robot
Opening a restaurant called Sakura that only serves pancakes
so anyway uhh bud light or miller lite
oasis fucking dies
Man Donald Got Angry as F**K in That QUackers 😂😂😂🦆😂
Babe, are you okay? You've barely touched your Shinzo Abe bullet hole-shaped donut.
Hey babe, do you think shinzo abe felt like a donut for the brief few seconds he was conscious after getting a blunderbus-barrel-shaped-hole blown through his chest? Just wondering babe.
Being a scientist at Dunkin (donut research)
Donut research (do not research)
Being so anti-LGBT you won't eat Detroit pan pizza
Topics is Over, the waiter quit. Hope you enjoyed the soup... Sincerely, Fly™.
Broverdose
Broteins before hoteins
Constantly posting new gapes in the #weird-flex channel
foggy style
BEING CAUGHT ON THE TRAIN TYPING 'PENIS HOLE'
Going to Amsterdam for a quick ass pinch
Telling the waiter “there’s a fly in my soup” and smiling. While the waiter takes your soup away, you think back on all the topics you’ve read, all the topics you’ve chatted about. Conversation is such a magical thing, isn’t it? This establishment could use better hygiene though why the fuck are there so many flies
sustenance
The Sloppy That Ended WWIII
Penny for your shower thoughts?
everybody Love the Chinese pot
9+10 pilots
Getting punched so hard at the Spy Kids 3D premiere that your paper 3D glasses fall into your popcorn
Farmer Joe's Top Tips for a good harvest: #4: yaoi in the morning, yuri at night, and harvesting corn in the afternoon keeps my hole tight
ok google search "did homer kill maude in the simpsons maude flanders when she fell after the t shirt cannon in the simpsons probably like season 6 or 7 around there did homer do it reddit"
ghostin that hoe on some casper shit shootin big joe he ask for that shit twenty bands i keep tabs on shit what comes from a butt, yep u guessed it (shit)
taking a phantom turd be like "..where'd you go... 😟 👻 🚽 "
Dissolving your assets vs Dissolving in acid vs Diss solving your ass
Eating bananas so people realize you're Donkey Kong
AHHH!!!!! REALLY HOT CHILI!!!!!!!!!!
I’d like to speak to the manager. I don’t have a complaint I would just like to talk. I am very lonely
Pedro Pascal has been cast as The Waiter in the ChatTopics movie. Jack Black will voice a fly. Look forward to more casting reveals!
how much tootpase you guys eating in a month, 7?
Paying for creamium mode
De ergste ruzies ooit op de Nederlandse TV
Clever waiter puts fly on separate plate for those who don't care about that joke
fritz cola JOI
Getting the job at the butcher's thanks to your unmatched BPM (Bismillah per minute)
being so white you think collard greens are lime polos
The pros and cons of your friend stepping on your hamster in elementary school Pros: funny story Cons: he died he literally died
Sticking gum in your hair to make a tutorial on how to remove gum from your hair but it doesn't work so now you just have gum in your hair LOL!
Top 10 times Mythbusters LIED to Children
One Man Joke vs. jokes made with ya friends
Becoming sponsored 😃 Making lots of money now 😃 Have to wear really ugly jersey 😟
Saying insane stuff like "there are as many Paperboy ports as I have fingers" while winking at random people
I think "How To Be Ninja" might be the DVD for me.
Comparing someone to a bowl of the toilet variety
My name's salt and my wife's a horse
Knives Out but Harlan just throws all his knives out and the movie ends
Hey! If you meet the Topic Gang in person, do us a favor: Buy our Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise a Football DVD! We're always carrying a copy. (copy does not exist)
Kraving that knak
It's a Starbucks™ Miracle (This topic has been sponsored by st. Arbuck
99% Complete Goatse Jigsaw puzzle... the rosebud is missing
Sending your friends down the "tube"
Farming blood clots
Being upset because searching "Italian gay bear song" on Spotify isn't yielding the results you desire
Innocuously asking "Have you seen this?" before whipping out your
Holding an intervention for your friend that listens to the Mumbo's mountain music too much
Being the guy who mentions Idiocracy when literally anything happens
Fuck waiters who serve soup! One day I'm gonna snap on one of those assholes!!!
Having an emergency door next to your toilet in case it all goes to shit
Pressing the "toilet" button (clueless)
Advice animal image macro idea: funny froggy
Extrapolate the result, Converse with the topic...
Demanding your hairdresser to serve you fries
syfilis time WEEEEEEEEE!!!! another round for this guy 😎😎 .. we out there LIVING!! #meAndMySyfi
God...... ✝️ I've been on the Potty for hours... ❤️ 🚽
Orange you glad about tariffs?
Fred Figglehorn Hyperpop

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