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average life expectancy of tortoises in helsinki
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camping out the gorilla that broke into your house
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can infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters release an album faster than kanye west?
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dolphin pron
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glue today queen? 🥺 💝
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How many animals could you beat in a race if you had a gun with 13 bullets and a beartrap but they are regular animals who will attack you if theyre hungry
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Huey lewis and the bees
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Mentioning in your bio that you orgasm like a bee (cumming so hard your cock literally explodes, leaving you to die in a bush)
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Nicknaming your Coworker "wooden horse"
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nicknaming your penis "wooden horse"
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Owww just one more pic of your dog eating grapes? Love seeing dogs eating grapes ^-^
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Posting gorilla boy, not knowing what will happen next
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Referring To Your Asshole As "The Rabbit Hole"
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Taxidermy Evasion
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There is a train that's headed for the monkey he is standing on the rails
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Why does falco fly in a ship if hes a bird?
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wooden horse
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