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Flushing your credibility down the toilet

This is the FIRST AI Generated topic! (or is it? Maak je borst maar nat)

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors; be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me; I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should've known you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Environments where you NEVER say the N-word: - the office

oasis fucking dies

Man Donald Got Angry as F**K in That QUackers 😂😂😂🦆😂

what if therr was an app for that ?

Stuck in Shitzoland trying to breathe in this birthing crisis

Driving with both feet (on the steering wheel

Realizing you don't die you just shrink 🤏

oddly satisfying vs evenly satisfying

Clenching an AirPod in your fist to make it play music

Being so anti-LGBT you won't eat Detroit pan pizza

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Stop Killing Games? Does that mean AVGN can't destroy shitty games anymore? :(

Running 4 prez. My biggest policy change? If breasts are large enough i should be allowed to cry in them. Lmk what you think, xoxo -Gharlie

Going homeless to fully dedicate your monthly budget to the topics

Can somebody find that “Waldo” fuck already???

500OWelcome To Da Topics^[<80><fd>5^[<80><fd>5

Putting the a in your fg command to return to your suspended pride_month.vim file

Using ZZ like an absolute fucking pussy

How do we exit this fucking program

Broverdose

Approaching people on the street asking if they want to see your really cool chimney. You don't have any gross intentions, just socially stunted and really do possess a cool chimney.

Constantly posting new gapes in the #weird-flex channel

I'm feeling like a hundred bucks! (Zimbabwean dollar)

Inexplicably conjuring up images of Keith Apicary in your mind during sex

Bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow

BEING CAUGHT ON THE TRAIN TYPING 'PENIS HOLE'

Going to Amsterdam for a quick ass pinch

Desperately trying to "reload" in the only language where "no" is said by farting loudly

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FatShitGamer caused problems at Too Many Games. News story in 6 hours. Screencap this.

Telling the waiter “there’s a fly in my soup” and smiling. While the waiter takes your soup away, you think back on all the topics you’ve read, all the topics you’ve chatted about. Conversation is such a magical thing, isn’t it? This establishment could use better hygiene though why the fuck are there so many flies

We appreciate each and every reader. It means the world to us! Anyway, Vim topic streak next week. Look forward to it.

I GET ANGRIER FOR EVERY PROBLEM YOU GET WRONG

Every year we host the TooManyGames convention and every year more and more games get made. Who will heed the call?

Having Shinigami eyes for AI content

Desperately trying to figure out why your fascism causes your car to automatically drift towards trees

Seeing the word "BORING!" in your vision and immediately steering into the guard rails

gotta get the Kurds in there, just.. fuck it

Our Haskell topic flopped. Expect layoffs soon.

ever notice how wtf is ftw backwards? me either

Enough. Bring in the cat boys

Doin the "ritual" (chant every single topic starting from the 1st till the last in order)

Sitting in your office with all your co-workers present and loudly chanting the Pac-Man theme 17 times in a row

Sitting alone in your office and doing nothing but listening to Pac-Man's theme 17 times in a row

Figuring out how to make your dev team more "kawaii".

Ludwig FORCES Wang0 to drive a car after coaching him to his new BAC PB

The first airbrushed president

>not owning 10 pianos

Correcting your balls in public vs. Correcting your balls in privates

Forgetting to move your 10 pianos (pianos dont exist)

You cannot grasp the true form of the Conversation's Topic!

Is Haskell a good programming language if I like sucking dick?

The Sloppy That Ended WWIII

JonTron said WHAT?!

Penny for your shower thoughts?

Realising your phone has one too many horsey apps #suspicious

Quest 64 was good actually.

they put the dog in there

9+10 pilots

Getting punched so hard at the Spy Kids 3D premiere that your paper 3D glasses fall into your popcorn

thuggin it out in front of the fine shyts (i dropped my marble bag and they went everywhere but i just kept walkin)

Farmer Joe's Top Tips for a good harvest: #4: yaoi in the morning, yuri at night, and harvesting corn in the afternoon keeps my hole tight

ok google search "did homer kill maude in the simpsons maude flanders when she fell after the t shirt cannon in the simpsons probably like season 6 or 7 around there did homer do it reddit"

skyrim walkthrough part 53: fus ro DUH!!

If you show me another 15 minute video about a game I dont give a fuck about I will put your hand in the cd rom tray

ghostin that hoe on some casper shit shootin big joe he ask for that shit twenty bands i keep tabs on shit what comes from a butt, yep u guessed it (shit)

taking a phantom turd be like "..where'd you go... 😟 👻 🚽 "

Humping yourself out of existence

looking for a wired mouse in the wasteland of fucked up signal broadcasting clickers and "logitechs", whatever the fuck that is

Fifteen seconds later... hes gone. How does he do it? No one knows and no one is brave enough to find out (hint: think about it)

Dissolving your assets vs Dissolving in acid vs Diss solving your ass

Bro topics

Eating bananas so people realize you're Donkey Kong

What is he hiding?

Being able to choose between world peace and Tony Hawk's Proving Grounds for the Nintendo DS and picking the latter

R U READY 2 GO INSIDA DJ BOX?

[Intro] You used to call me on my Trump Phone

K3 - Oya lélé (kors k Remix)

Files love that shit

LIPPS INC SEMANTIC LINKS: 😃 Group 😃 Funkytown 😃 Minnesota 😟 Mexican Cartel 😃 Disco

I’d like to speak to the manager. I don’t have a complaint I would just like to talk. I am very lonely

pisses me off when chatgpt tells me "you're right!". i dont care about being right i need you to be right you piece of shit. yOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

Pedro Pascal has been cast as The Waiter in the ChatTopics movie. Jack Black will voice a fly. Look forward to more casting reveals!

Daft Punk - I Need You To hurry Up Now Want Het Duurt Nog Maar Heel Even

should i be pacifist 💖 ,,,,,,,,,or sh(uld i use Fist 👊 #undertail

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