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To Make a Topic is Not a Favor 🪰
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"Gangnam styling" past the atrocities in life
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Going to the zoo to address the elephant in the room
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We will no longer be sending sm*king and he*vy petting topics to accommodate our poor fans in the Thatcher Towers! add the first letter of every previous topic to obtain the escape plan 🙂
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herbie will be in the next one. Trust me guys
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Screaming "het duurt nog maar heel even" from the only bathroom stall to the queue outside
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Using the topics channel to have some friendly discussions
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Crashing into women to start relationships in a kawaii way
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Leaving your baby in the sun because moet even lekker in het zonnetje zetten weet je (Abonnement
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finding out your private list of conversation topics is being posted online every 2 hours to a million billion people
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My life went from a "bringe bompilation" to a "Try not to talk about it challenge"
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My life went from a "Lets talk about it" to a "Welcome to da topics"
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Recommending your friends good coffins after all the shit that happened
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Your personally curated yaoi vs. the yaoi that sister recommended (filthy fujoshi
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Warming your girl up with some Dirty ChatGPT before showing your real self
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Toilet seat fall down Cut You're dang peanits off
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Infamous Mr. Bean Photoshop Challenge (5 injured, 1 dead)
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Breathe in. Breathe out. Perish bro
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Stuck in Shitzoland trying to breathe in this birthing crisis
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Hey babe, do you think shinzo abe felt like a donut for the brief few seconds he was conscious after getting a blunderbus-barrel-shaped-hole blown through his chest? Just wondering babe.
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Having 0 kids due to 6 ongoing wars and 27 climate disasters vs. Having 34 kids (spares) to accommodate the amount of ongoing wars and climate disasters that may "hinder" your offspring (Don't be a pussy, do it for the fucking guy)
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Running 4 prez. My biggest policy change? If breasts are large enough i should be allowed to cry in them. Lmk what you think, xoxo -Gharlie
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Calling your gym buddies your "broteins"
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Approaching people on the street asking if they want to see your really cool chimney. You don't have any gross intentions, just socially stunted and really do possess a cool chimney.
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Inexplicably conjuring up images of Keith Apicary in your mind during sex
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Desperately trying to "reload" in the only language where "no" is said by farting loudly
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Telling the waiter “there’s a fly in my soup” and smiling. While the waiter takes your soup away, you think back on all the topics you’ve read, all the topics you’ve chatted about. Conversation is such a magical thing, isn’t it? This establishment could use better hygiene though why the fuck are there so many flies
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Goodbye to the people that hated on me
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Having kids with the plan to sue them later
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You cannot grasp the true form of the Conversation's Topic!
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Referring to your kids as "Accident 1" and "Accident 3"
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Referring to your kids as "Accident 1" and "Accident 2"
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Tore my ACL going for a layup (Anourmous Cock Length)
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taking a phantom turd be like "..where'd you go... 😟 👻 🚽 "
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need urgent help and i Do mean URGENTLY. Got dick stuck in PEZ dispender -- How To Remove?
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Bro topics
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Turning your worst friends into fossil fuel
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What is he hiding?
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What Will Be Your Last Topic?
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Files love that shit
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I’d like to speak to the manager. I don’t have a complaint I would just like to talk. I am very lonely
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I wish people would talk more about Conversation Topics at weddings and in bedrooms. The birth rates
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Clever waiter puts fly on separate plate for those who don't care about that joke
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The pros and cons of your friend stepping on your hamster in elementary school Pros: funny story Cons: he died he literally died
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One Man Joke vs. jokes made with ya friends
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Asking "oh my god did you see that?!" to someone who was looking right at the thing you're referencing
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Going to your parents' house to fall down the stairs and leave
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The Tesla is here to kill you.
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Giving your friend head (Sloppy Style) because he seemed a lil sad
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WRONG family member dies (was supposed to be shitty uncle
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Somebody that you used to blow
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shoutout to the gambling children who have funded GTA6, your parents are assholes but you are epic
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Taking your son to HELL for his birthday
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Killcam loop at the funeral
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✋ 😳 🤚 You people really think I know every topic by heart. Stop coming up to me with these old references I don't understand.
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Having a bunch of little friends living in your mattress. No more lonely nights 😊
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Being forced to board the struggle train
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Surviving a Topic Threesome™ (two people talking about it at once)
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Often confusing Sex and Gex, two giants of the 3DO
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Juicing your grandpa for bonus points
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Being caught in a "dutch finger trap" (fingers welded together)
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Breaking into your friend's apartment but this time having a plan
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Innocuously asking "Have you seen this?" before whipping out your
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Holding an intervention for your friend that listens to the Mumbo's mountain music too much
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Being the guy who mentions Idiocracy when literally anything happens
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Having an emergency door next to your toilet in case it all goes to shit
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Being the only alien at the party and blowing your cover by talking too much about "skin"
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being soul linked with biden... its currently a tough time
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Bro you can't audiobook your way through this one.
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Doing it for Jan Lul
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Pressing the "toilet" button (clueless)
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Extrapolate the result, Converse with the topic...
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syfilis time WEEEEEEEEE!!!! another round for this guy 😎😎 .. we out there LIVING!! #meAndMySyfi
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God...... ✝️ I've been on the Potty for hours... ❤️ 🚽
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...yes grandma... I am being......... Mysterious..... Love u gamgam will see u soon...
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For people who type like this…why do you do it…do you have something to hide…love grandma…
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a 5 out of 10 baby
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Sharing a nice picture of your living room only to be hit with r/TVTooHigh r/PlantTooDry r/mold r/trashy r/MaleLivingSpace