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THE WOKE LEFT TOOK AWAY OUR BIG MONKEY!!!!! 😭 😭 😭
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The Human Handy: Explaining The Dolphin S*icide after Losing Access To His Favorite Thing Will Bring You To Tears
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Mortal Wombat
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Claiming that the "animal" (me) only pees their pants in captivity (the office)
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Are you asking me something because I just 質問 myself
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Scotland's national animal: The White guy
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We'll be doxxing someone soon, stay tuned
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Always having to deal with the "what the HELL is that thing!!!!!!" after the whips out my
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Maybe the true funwaa is all the gumwaa we got through along the way
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Wouter Goes Bananas Again
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To anyone upset at our future topics: fuuuuuck yoooouuuuu *wiggles dink*
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To anyone upset at our recent topics: fuuuuuck yoooouuuuu *shakes ass*
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using your 1 phone call in jail to run git status
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Naked (except the balls) and afraid (except about people seeing my balls on TV)
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Top 10 Topics that make it Spurt
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Another rough day. Saw a swan at the pond and it reminded me of my youth. So long gone. Wish I'd cherished the time i was given. #ad
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Getting kicked out the funeral for saying "TOP 10 FUNNY!" at inopportune moments
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Actually my dad KNEW him, fuck you. ;_;
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Let's see how you did ! #1: Schwarz #2: (DEAD RABBIT) #3: Mike #4: You
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"Cant help but feel like I got the last laugh" I said, gripping my Johnson with a level of strength that the natives had learned to fear me for.
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Making 1000 really horrible dick pics and accidentally sharing the worst one
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Why would you want to own something that doesn't have Testicles
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Listening to "Loser" music such as Oingo Boingo, Paul McCartney, Anteaters, Burzum, The Crumbler, MarsManHole
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What's that? You didn't find the "TOW ROPE"? Get ready to cry my friend.
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john wick went giga crazy... why?? you ask.. heh; they stolded he labubu 😈
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We've been seeing some of the posters on this fucked site - you will be contacted by our hired 'friend' and given an offer. Drink the soup (fly included) and give us your topics or be dealt with viciously.. and we take the topics regardless.
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That was all the ducks. :) subscribe for more!
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FULL FORCE ABLEISM (If you can’t control your Bladder, you can’t come into our ESTABLISHMENT)
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Please stop peeing when I'm talking.
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We would like to sincerely request MonkeyMagic13 to STOP making alternate accounts. We know it's you masquerading as ArsenicGuy13. Now knock it off or we will ACTUALLY lynch you.
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Beter Leven 0 stars he f*cking die (get Chat Topic gold or het kip gets it
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It's so dark here
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would monkeys wear hats they found a cool one
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Destroying everyone who understands your Carl² jokes
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Finding the switch on boys that make them act like you're hanging out with them 1 on 1
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Being the Susan Boyle of the group (little tiger
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He's fine. A little shaken, but he's ok.
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What’s your tagline on the back of the presidency gonna be?! “Cat’s outta the bag… and onto the ROOF!” Tenouttaten!
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TTUMP NO GET DOWN PLEASE NOOO
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Today's torture: Rock throwing
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What if billy gates said... Two drive... 👏 🥹
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Telling the waiter to piss off with his annoying questions. I'm just sitting here.
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Post-Nut Clarity
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When the waiter trips and drops scalding hot soup in your lap, and to make things worse, there was a fly in there
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Everyone who voted YES on the previous topic has been struck by locusts!
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I played Buggy but the game wasnt buggy at all it worked perfectly. Am I stupid?
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Realizing it's not 70% of the bug population that went extinct but it's that 70% less people own buggies
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Fuck you voice actors we fuckin hate all of you AND yo industry. You got 6 characters and only 2 people voicing them, let my son little Minky on stage you absolute cunts. P.S. im fuckin your h*rse right now.
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being a duck and getting really angry at the things around you AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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Trusting the bus for directions because he is bigger than my car but didn't eat him, this makes him big, strong and friendly - maybe he is smart too 😳
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😼 Look at this sly bastard. What the fuck is he hiding
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old macdonald a freak man, geddem outta my sight... what a red belly too 😳
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Old macdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O and on that farm he had a pig that he kept in a tiny cage and overfed and artificially inseminated and took her babies away from her and slaughtered them and old macdonald just isnt a very good person E-I-E-I-O
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tap on the glass you coward
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I put my heart into every topic. My soul
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Reading about The Colonisation of Africa and c Crying
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being cute on purpose vs accidentally, which are you? 🤔
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How exactly DID Desmond the Moon Bear get there?
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To Make a Topic is Not a Favor 🪰
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"Gangnam styling" past the atrocities in life
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Oppa zebra style
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Going to the zoo to address the elephant in the room
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Some people are any/all, but they don't wanna be he. Just be happy with PINGAS
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Finding out the real reason all those mountain gorillas went extinct after walking into a room with a lifeless gorilla on the floor next to a Smith & Wesson revolver and two smaller equally dead smaller mountain gorillas in the corner with a blue and pink revolver in their hands respectively
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Men can only have 68,000 unique emotions? Well watch this. *does the 68,001st one*
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Being the smartest little guy at the office
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Screaming "het duurt nog maar heel even" from the only bathroom stall to the queue outside
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Using the topics channel to have some friendly discussions
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Niet toeteren. Ik wou dat ik met de trein was gegaan.
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Top 10 "bro i am so scared" Moments
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Crashing into women to start relationships in a kawaii way
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Seeing the Last Elephant
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Going 'ice cube mode' when someone asks you to do something basic.
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going into random servers and typing "penis"; will you get banned?
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If anyone takes any of my topics I will find you and make you write more for me then take them and post them and make money and pennies and coins so many coins you will not be a happy chappy my friend big trouble is a foot 🦶
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finding out your private list of conversation topics is being posted online every 2 hours to a million billion people
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I hope nobody is broadcasting these
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3. The next time you get scared
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top 10 times it was me: 1. 😈 2. 🏢 🏢
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My life went from a "bringe bompilation" to a "Try not to talk about it challenge"
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My life went from a "Lets talk about it" to a "Welcome to da topics"
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Warming your girl up with some Dirty ChatGPT before showing your real self
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Flea market sadness
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62 rubber snakes 62 rubber snakes 62 rubber snakes will you flinch? Will you jump? Theyre made out of rubber though
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WTF was Homer doing there in Ionia? 😂 αράχνη χοίρου αράχνη χοίρου κάνει ό,τι κάνει η αράχνη χοίρου
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booting up frog bog on the intellivision and getting irrationally mad at the fly physics
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the door locks behind you What's up... Bitch, you think I didn't hear you talking shit? *air machine begins whirring faster and louder* Oh fuck I'm getting really big csn you turn that off, I said turn it off.. TURN IT OFF 💥
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Flushing your credibility down the toilet
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Environments where you NEVER say the N-word: - the office
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Man Donald Got Angry as F**K in That QUackers 😂😂😂🦆😂
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