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Breathe in breathe out. Put your hooves up, put your hoof down
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All of us at conversation topics HQ would like to remind you that we are in fact run by a swarm of angry locusts that havent been able to get back to sleep since they last woke up. Also one pelican
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Stuck in Shitzoland trying to breathe in this birthing crisis
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Realizing you don't die you just shrink 🤏
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oddly satisfying vs evenly satisfying
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Using ZZ like an absolute fucking pussy
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Approaching people on the street asking if they want to see your really cool chimney. You don't have any gross intentions, just socially stunted and really do possess a cool chimney.
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I'm feeling like a hundred bucks! (Zimbabwean dollar)
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BEING CAUGHT ON THE TRAIN TYPING 'PENIS HOLE'
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Going to Amsterdam for a quick ass pinch
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✨ i am limping in the beehive ✨
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Desperately trying to "reload" in the only language where "no" is said by farting loudly
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Telling the waiter “there’s a fly in my soup” and smiling. While the waiter takes your soup away, you think back on all the topics you’ve read, all the topics you’ve chatted about. Conversation is such a magical thing, isn’t it? This establishment could use better hygiene though why the fuck are there so many flies
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I GET ANGRIER FOR EVERY PROBLEM YOU GET WRONG
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Enough. Bring in the cat boys
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Correcting your balls in public vs. Correcting your balls in privates
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You cannot grasp the true form of the Conversation's Topic!
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Realising your phone has one too many horsey apps #suspicious
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they put the dog in there
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thuggin it out in front of the fine shyts (i dropped my marble bag and they went everywhere but i just kept walkin)
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taking a phantom turd be like "..where'd you go... 😟 👻 🚽 "
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Humping yourself out of existence
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What is he hiding?
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Files love that shit
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I’d like to speak to the manager. I don’t have a complaint I would just like to talk. I am very lonely
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pisses me off when chatgpt tells me "you're right!". i dont care about being right i need you to be right you piece of shit. yOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
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should i be pacifist 💖 ,,,,,,,,,or sh(uld i use Fist 👊 #undertail
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Practicing being a horse by getting domed
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You might look at a donkey and think.. "small horsey" but I look at horseys and think "big donkey"..
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The pros and cons of your friend stepping on your hamster in elementary school Pros: funny story Cons: he died he literally died
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Saying Yes! to Everything
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Curtain call. You Pickin Up? ☎️
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Isaac Newton my ass gravity cant hold this bitch down 🗣️ woof woof
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Saying insane stuff like "there are as many Paperboy ports as I have fingers" while winking at random people
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Asking "oh my god did you see that?!" to someone who was looking right at the thing you're referencing
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The Tesla is here to kill you.
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My name's salt and my wife's a horse
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Samsung to introduce bald filter for birds
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✋ 😳 🤚 You people really think I know every topic by heart. Stop coming up to me with these old references I don't understand.
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Coming out the womb Uzis blasting
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Being forced to board the struggle train
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Surviving a Topic Threesome™ (two people talking about it at once)
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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Has A Great Hiney
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Taking extremely long to get on the bus
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Innocuously asking "Have you seen this?" before whipping out your
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Being the guy who mentions Idiocracy when literally anything happens
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Fuck waiters who serve soup! One day I'm gonna snap on one of those assholes!!!
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bro I'm always crying. Give me my hamster back please
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YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND?!
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Being the only alien at the party and blowing your cover by talking too much about "skin"
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Bro you can't audiobook your way through this one.
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holding that perfect Morshu pose out of politeness
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Going to the zoo to check out the ostriches. What a majestic creature
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Laughing every time a horse comes into view
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Advice animal image macro idea: funny froggy
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Extrapolate the result, Converse with the topic...
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God...... ✝️ I've been on the Potty for hours... ❤️ 🚽
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...yes grandma... I am being......... Mysterious..... Love u gamgam will see u soon...
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For people who type like this…why do you do it…do you have something to hide…love grandma…
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Bami'ing as hard as possible (fuck nasis)
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That guy is way too orange to be doing this.
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