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Approaching people on the street asking if they want to see your really cool chimney. You don't have any gross intentions, just socially stunted and really do possess a cool chimney.
Desperately trying to "reload" in the only language where "no" is said by farting loudly
Telling the waiter “there’s a fly in my soup” and smiling. While the waiter takes your soup away, you think back on all the topics you’ve read, all the topics you’ve chatted about. Conversation is such a magical thing, isn’t it? This establishment could use better hygiene though why the fuck are there so many flies
You cannot grasp the true form of the Conversation's Topic!
Asking "oh my god did you see that?!" to someone who was looking right at the thing you're referencing
✋ 😳 🤚 You people really think I know every topic by heart. Stop coming up to me with these old references I don't understand.
Being forced to board the struggle train
Surviving a Topic Threesome™ (two people talking about it at once)
Innocuously asking "Have you seen this?" before whipping out your
Being the guy who mentions Idiocracy when literally anything happens
Being the only alien at the party and blowing your cover by talking too much about "skin"
Bro you can't audiobook your way through this one.
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