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finding out your private list of conversation topics is being posted online every 2 hours to a million billion people

I hope nobody is broadcasting these

STOP DEADNAMING MECHA HITLER

3. The next time you get scared

top 10 times it was me: 1. 😈 2. 🏢 🏢

My life went from a "bringe bompilation" to a "Try not to talk about it challenge"

Rainbow Road (July Ver.)

My life went from a "Lets talk about it" to a "Welcome to da topics"

Recommending your friends good coffins after all the shit that happened

neurolink implant elon musk chatgpt microsoft bill gates covid ntf crypto frisbee? gpt answer now copy paste answered fortnite gameing joe rogan podcast youtube typing he didn't like my message

Warming your girl up with some Dirty ChatGPT before showing your real self

Doctors Without Borderlands 3. LMAO, you don't even have Borderlands 3??

Doctors Without Bitches

Flea market sadness

62 rubber snakes 62 rubber snakes 62 rubber snakes will you flinch? Will you jump? Theyre made out of rubber though

Realizing that all that stuff didn't help your game but all this time it was your leopard skin pillbox hat that gave you the results

Imagine Dragons was FUCKED. No one told me I had to actually imagine the dragons myself. I guess I'll just imagine the entrance fee next time.

Getting your PayPal funds frozen for being "too well-endowed"

System of a Down - Little men

Understanding his "donky kong" reference

booting up frog bog on the intellivision and getting irrationally mad at the fly physics

Reading the title of the OST track you're listening to, "Ploopy fucking dies", spoiling your game forever

the door locks behind you What's up... Bitch, you think I didn't hear you talking shit? *air machine begins whirring faster and louder* Oh fuck I'm getting really big csn you turn that off, I said turn it off.. TURN IT OFF 💥

Placing a pool table and an arcade machine in your office to bully your ever-so-busy coworkers

Did you know there is only one person in the Putin suit?

Flushing your credibility down the toilet

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors; be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me; I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should've known you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Environments where you NEVER say the N-word: - the office

oasis fucking dies

Man Donald Got Angry as F**K in That QUackers 😂😂😂🦆😂

there's a tiny corner where Tony cleans his coins

Going "postal". (Eating 45 stamps)

Stuck in Shitzoland trying to breathe in this birthing crisis

Babe, are you okay? You've barely touched your Shinzo Abe bullet hole-shaped donut.

Hey babe, do you think shinzo abe felt like a donut for the brief few seconds he was conscious after getting a blunderbus-barrel-shaped-hole blown through his chest? Just wondering babe.

Shrinky dink (do not research)

Realizing you don't die you just shrink 🤏

oddly satisfying vs evenly satisfying

Clenching an AirPod in your fist to make it play music

Stop Killing Games? Does that mean AVGN can't destroy shitty games anymore? :(

Running 4 prez. My biggest policy change? If breasts are large enough i should be allowed to cry in them. Lmk what you think, xoxo -Gharlie

Can somebody find that “Waldo” fuck already???

Using ZZ like an absolute fucking pussy

Calling your gym buddies your "broteins"

Approaching people on the street asking if they want to see your really cool chimney. You don't have any gross intentions, just socially stunted and really do possess a cool chimney.

Can you defeat all your coworkers in a fist fight?

I'm feeling like a hundred bucks! (Zimbabwean dollar)

Inexplicably conjuring up images of Keith Apicary in your mind during sex

Bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow

BEING CAUGHT ON THE TRAIN TYPING 'PENIS HOLE'

Realizing 2012 was actually the end of the world because Whitney left us

Going to Amsterdam for a quick ass pinch

Desperately trying to "reload" in the only language where "no" is said by farting loudly

Having a sense of humor akin to a baby that witnessed 9/11

FatShitGamer caused problems at Too Many Games. News story in 6 hours. Screencap this.

Telling the waiter “there’s a fly in my soup” and smiling. While the waiter takes your soup away, you think back on all the topics you’ve read, all the topics you’ve chatted about. Conversation is such a magical thing, isn’t it? This establishment could use better hygiene though why the fuck are there so many flies

I GET ANGRIER FOR EVERY PROBLEM YOU GET WRONG

Every year we host the TooManyGames convention and every year more and more games get made. Who will heed the call?

Enough. Bring in the cat boys

Sitting in your office with all your co-workers present and loudly chanting the Pac-Man theme 17 times in a row

Sitting alone in your office and doing nothing but listening to Pac-Man's theme 17 times in a row

>not owning 10 pianos

Correcting your balls in public vs. Correcting your balls in privates

Forgetting to move your 10 pianos (pianos dont exist)

You cannot grasp the true form of the Conversation's Topic!

JonTron said WHAT?!

Realising your phone has one too many horsey apps #suspicious

Giving the residents of wigan UK a funny little name

Quest 64 was good actually.

Because I've been getting questions in the past few days: YES, I am on medication and YES, I am just Like That.

thuggin it out in front of the fine shyts (i dropped my marble bag and they went everywhere but i just kept walkin)

ok google search "did homer kill maude in the simpsons maude flanders when she fell after the t shirt cannon in the simpsons probably like season 6 or 7 around there did homer do it reddit"

skyrim walkthrough part 53: fus ro DUH!!

If you show me another 15 minute video about a game I dont give a fuck about I will put your hand in the cd rom tray

ghostin that hoe on some casper shit shootin big joe he ask for that shit twenty bands i keep tabs on shit what comes from a butt, yep u guessed it (shit)

taking a phantom turd be like "..where'd you go... 😟 👻 🚽 "

Humping yourself out of existence

Bro topics

Turning your worst friends into fossil fuel

Eating bananas so people realize you're Donkey Kong

What is he hiding?

Being able to choose between world peace and Tony Hawk's Proving Grounds for the Nintendo DS and picking the latter

R U READY 2 GO INSIDA DJ BOX?

[Intro] You used to call me on my Trump Phone

K3 - Oya lélé (kors k Remix)

K3&KATHLEEN is Dead or Alive

Files love that shit

LIPPS INC SEMANTIC LINKS: 😃 Group 😃 Funkytown 😃 Minnesota 😟 Mexican Cartel 😃 Disco

I’d like to speak to the manager. I don’t have a complaint I would just like to talk. I am very lonely

pisses me off when chatgpt tells me "you're right!". i dont care about being right i need you to be right you piece of shit. yOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

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