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Real Life DRM
Implying I care about anything unrelated to my company. See me in the Topic HQ.
What do you want to play today bro? Fuck yeah, I knew you were going to say Billy Bob on Action 52. That's why you're my best friend.
Giving some dude your country after rigging it with explosives
I hope she makes lotsa spaghetti!
Responding to the Kirk shooting with a WWE RAW sponsored trailer for Glover on N64
why did he jump. he wouldnt have gotten hit by that ambulance if he didnt jump. madame web
(DJ Khaled for size)
Fuck bro your song is way too brassy.
feeling so fly like a g67 🪰
ENDPROMPT>>> Hi. We've taken over this account to say this is what happens when you stop making Labubu topics. Give your fans what they want. Best regards, your biggest fan (you know who) (not the fly one.)
Plot twist: another car
bakker bart bakt gebakken bakbananengebak 🍌
Note to the speaker: Do not pronounce the military boat you named Iwojima "UwU-Jima"
Struggling to fit Saddam Hussein in your bag
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Balan Enlightenment
The oliebollen will keep us safe.
What was YOUR favorite topic of 2025? (year does not exist)
NOT realizing Hotel California is for Bottoms (We were born to receive!)
MMM!!!mesa schizophrenia is kicking in
Mentioning your dinner boner counter in the restaurant review
Susan "You Will Be Boiled" Boyle
Has anyone seen my RCM jig?
Skipping Hollywood and going straight to Crack
Meeting an American and rushing to the nearest Mickey D's out of respect
Activating your himbo-sona to enhance your movie experience
Taking a shit and softly saying "I needed this." to yourself as a smile forms on your face
Implying there's anything funnier than throwing a frisbee
For Sale: Trailrunning Shoes (Pre-Shat)
Wait a minute, who the fuck is Guinness?
Wesley Sneijder vs. Pizza Snijders (subscribe for a Nice gesprekje 🤣
Well maybe if taylor released Life of a GROWgirl some of us would be able to relate a bit more
Critically misunderstanding the point of “Boxing Day” and knocking out your entire family
Putting on the latest episode of GeekSpooge at the family christmas gathering and getting promptly disowned
you a them/them or wee/wee?
He's the gamer you've heard, he's the nerd
poëzie vs. poesie
Forgetting to toggle "sex mode" before sleeping
The Gubble Plague
python developers just be making shit up, what the fuck is a "list"?
For the love of god, DON'T take a shit if you don't have to!
Having an asshole that "opens up like Golfaria".
Sorry buddy, can't let you into Heaven! Your Falco isn't good enough yet
Opened up Vim to make a complaint about the fly in my soup but now im stuck. i don't know how to close this shit and I somehow deleted my spoon
Telling the waiter "there's a fly in my soup" and he apologizes, takes the soup back to the kitchen and comes back later with a new, flyless soup. Everything's normal, yet you can't seem to shake that feeling of unease. Something's off...
Reasons why Silver Surfer is the best AVGN episode: - He's very angry - Good pacing - Funny writing - It's the first one I saw - Defender and Life Force mentioned - Boo! Haunted House!
Strongly believing the fly in the soup is a CIA gadget meant to spy on you. Not falling for it and I will be eating this soup.
The guy who writes the Vim topics went through, what the kids would call, an "unc crashout". No Vim topic today and we will post a fly in soup topic later.
----> Click here to become 2% more Black
Praying to God mid-speedrun
Whipping it Out with Santy clause. Merry Christmas everybody! 🎄 🎁 💝 🎄
Shocker: AVGN says he’s had enough of shitty games and quits. Yeah, like we haven’t heard that before. What is he thinking?!
Name: Brembis Likes: cutting it close Dislikes: -
Topics and You
So i guess I just acted out cause I got a lot on my mind. Like, do you think lightning mcqueen ever got lonely in radiator springs when the blue car wasnt there? and he like put stuff in his exhaust pipe? Maybe that little italian forklift helped him, he seems like the only one with the hardware to do it and coincidentally also lacks the ability to tell anyone on account of the language barrier. Funny little fella, that italian forklift guy. Anyways, merry christmas from all of us at Screwattack! - Stuttering Craig
Homunculus sample in LIL UGLY MANE - CUP FULLA BEETLEJUICE
Refusing to have sex without fireworks
hbomberguy spent the last 2 years of his life creating a video on Conversation Topics and by posting this topic we've delayed the new video by another 7 months. get owned Harry
So to recap: -my name is jeff -9 plus 10 is 21 -only a spoonful -thats mama luigi to you mario -no further questions i guess.
guy who gets punch in the head for a living has something to say about politics.. everyone sit their asses DOWN!!
Going to the Chat Topics fan club and being surprised at all the funny people there
Going to the People's Republic of China and being surprised at all the people there
我不会说中文
Responding in Chinese without being able to speak the language
Working in a cultural dead zone where saying "Years ago, I was Chinese." yields no response at all
It's on sight for Captain Iglo
Playing Chibi-Robo! instead of cleaning your apartment
Bumpy people are 👏 valid 👏
Namaste! Pay up!!!!! 🔫
Not making it to the office because you failed the jump
Realizing your ENTIRE family is a cringe compilation!
wish I could go home and play Barbuta
realest shit I've seen all week...
Accidentally screensharing your 3DO ROM collection, instead of your Azure DevOps problem
Being a little too fond of Captain Iglo
Famous Last Words: Allez Opi•Omi!
1 minute of applause during 12th minute of Ajax-PSV for deceased fan who hid firecracker up his ass.
Woman Who SAVED The Tour De France!
That one friend who refuses to enter GREG•MILK into the terminal
Naming your company "NTR" and seeing nothing wrong with that
Playing "Where's Waldo?" with the final basket on the abandoned disc golf course
Franklin Badge Bukkake
Top 0 Gijzelaar Moments
Absolute Machinema
Yoshi thinksa Luigi mama HAHAHAHAHAAAA 🤣
If you ever smell something weird; it's me.
TOBY FOX takes the GEN ALPHA Pill : RELEASES DELTARUNE CHAPTER 6 7 !?!?
The Jelqing community is in danger! skin
Showing the Gay Lego man to your kid to show them what "gay" is (legos)

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