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Opening the Wii News Channel only to find out Mitch McConnell died before they could milk any usable sperm out of him
I can tank the ball kicking machine.
Drinking gallons of water to compete in the 241th annual Distance Pissing Contest, only to accidentally piss from your ass.
Losing the ability to piss because your friend thought itd be funny to replace your couch with The Machine That Kicks You In The Balls 50,000 Times Per Second
Incoming Car
The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Cum
Battery Fully Charged
hands free 72 car pile up on the freeway
wearing my handsfree bluetooth so i can hands free bust while driving to ur moms house woo yea
How To Stop Grandpa From Spending All His Welfare On Hentai
Hi! We're selling our The Misadventures of Tron Bonne copy for 2 dollars.
where did their ears go
Who Is Blue Men Right Now?
is Klonoa black
Real men forge their own path AND bathroom
why do i sound like the delay lama when i cum - r/NoStupidQuestions
REVEALED: GRANT KIRKHOPE SAMPLED his OWN FARTS for MUSIC of TERRYDACTYLAND ‼️ 😱
Tricking your friends into playtesting your indie game but actually putting them in the most unhinged My Little Pony Pinball marathon of their lives
Accidentally watching the movie Holey Man
Describing your personality as "deep fried"
Switching to the exact headmate you need to kick this guy's ass
Sending your LLM the "You Ain't Gotta Lie (Momma Said)" genius page to stop the hallucinations
808milli produces the soundtrack to your life :)
Basing your entire personality on Space Channel 5
The ViralHog is on the loose. Seek shelter immediately
Scaling the Empire State Building to take a terminal velocity dump off the side
Sitting in the Calzone (no one can find you in there. pizza closed. no peekin
Finding all the calories you need in the Cal Zone
Everybody gangsta till the "I hope she makes lotsa spaghetti!" sample
List of Pre-Farted Bathrooms
Always asking AI to generate people with 6 fingers to muddy the training waters
EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC BE LIKE *heehee puts distortion on the master bus 🤪 * WOAAAHH !!!! 🤯 So “”AVANT - GARDEN”
Getting your teeth nice and hard for the upcoming meal
who took my papa jonhs code you morther fucker
Realizing you'll never quite be like Frank from Flea Market Madness
Fee-fi-fo-fum, the Englishman is gonna cum
repeatedly asking the waiter "can you smell the death soup, can you SMELL the DEATH SOUP?" before abruptly dying, the waiter proceeds to smell the soup.. it was just tomato soup. However, there was a fly on the surface of the soup
Having a serious case of de krimp is in mijn ballen geslagen (subscribe to ChatTopics Gold if your nuts are shrinking)
Addressing your friend who is always soaking wet
dinky frozen through no fault of your own
Looking at a picture of John Romero smiling
Getting "taken out" at the Pokémon tournament for being too happy
Wondering why your friend has GTA IV sound effects when he's going through things in his bag
Holding the classic series entry "RIP Bozo: AbsentBathe" tournament at the man's (stinky) funeral
Ruining the mood at the funeral by sharing the venue with a Melee tourney
Lighting up the mood at the funeral with a 30 min beatbox performance
Top 10 "ik zie hem al staan" moments
Mario can wait.
get these paws under control 🐾 🖕 acab bitch ass puppy police fuck paw-patrol
they call me rule breaker, big faker, earth quaker, thug shaker, bill johnson attorney at law. and paw! who yiffing? 1-800-yiff-lawyer)
Topicland is under investigation as being a front for organised crime.. whaddya want me to say topicland makes big bucks.. these feds are just mad they can't find where I've stored all "their" "tax" "money" (its all stored in poop coing buy now) I am a good business boy and wouldn't ever sell a single drug ever (buy hrt at conversation-topics-dot-com forward-slash HRT (page does not exist))
I'm always dreaming up topics, like when the words 'Woman RUINS the Tour De France!' floated into my head while I was driving on the FDR highway in Manhattan. I wrote them down in a little notepad and, five years, thousands of pages and dozens of writing getaways later, I finally get to call myself the author of Topicland
Pronouns are None! Do not refer to me.
They make em too hot these days
Ruthless “MEOW” attack by cat will make you go INSANE!!!!
Hey Google™ set reminder to go penny hunting
Wondering why your consultancy guy keeps calling the souls of the damned (they cry and hang up)
Never ending piss trapped on the toilet for good
you CAN'
We're buying Xbox.
bugleboy bugleboy toot your own horn
A brick was thrown through Rumpelstiltskin's windows... Tom Thumb has been arrested.
its about that time when we
#ChatTopicsDoxxed #NoStoneLeftUnturned #JensDeMens #1ManArmy
Yo soy chat topics. Uno hermano es chat topics. Me llamo jens van brandt para deventer
Deliberately going down shady alleyways to #SayNoToDrugs
Did you eat your snacks today? #reminder
slordig en onhandelbaar keek op me broek
Lets get Spanish! Starting now the next 10 topics will be in Spanish
The Ballad of Sponge (featuring Sponge)
Brobbeyposting
Top 10 Inbred Topics
120 min beatbox album
Being referred to as "the horses" of the friend group
TOPIC TO YOUR HEAD - SLAKE
Implied scooby doo
Yes baby mama cita.... i know what ur wondering.. and yes..... i can make the garfield dance
Watch "AI vs. A Guy" only on the Topics channel at 9PM
Seeing the Sudeki cover art and instantly going through puberty
Shooting your friend after he mentions Pong for PS1 twice
The level design equivalent of a car driving into you at 70 mph
When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see THE TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE
gijinka vs jar jar binka
Leopards ate my feces
I'm calling out from Skateland
Finish the lyric! They call me diaperman how i be holding all this poop They call me the waiter cause i put the fly in the ____
I'm calling out from Scat
Check my fuckin FLOW [beatboxing begins] [dies]
oppa caveman style
Disturbing a Harry Styles concert to teach the kids what kind of music your generation listened to, by climbing on stage in a loincloth and slamming two rocks together for 20 minutes.

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