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Ronald McDonald is not the same anymore after the McAccident
eating a mcgangbang but accidentally cumming in the fluffer
the BEST mcdonads order of all time. Guaranteed to blow your Ronald clean off your Donald
Sexting on zillow
Giving that Typical Empath "I'm going to kill you" stare to the one you love
Get a BBL you fucking weakling
All your suggestions have been ignored and I'm writing the next crypto topic
Jeez, sure am glad I'M the one writing topics. you guys stink
ChatTopics is curious what YOU would like to chat about. 🫵
There is NO way Kurt KoBANG'd his head like that
Call me mr. Zeeman the way I
Dying from an Extreme Pussy Eating Encounter
On a date? Here are some Sigma Male quick-fire topics for you to use! - Flexing your PayPal balance after quickly using Inspect Element - Suggesting to go to Hooters next - Guessing her pussy's hex color - Showing off your collection of Jordan Peterson books & apparel
[to the tune of will․i․am ft. Britney Spears - Scream & Shout] YOU ARE NOW NOW ROCKING WITH, CONVERSATION TOPICS BITCH
Mario 2
Mario
wait..er .. soup.. fly.. huhhmhgg *DIES*
Waiter waiter theres a fly in my soup! Waiter: why do you keep coming to the fly soup store and expect anything different you moron. Go fuck yourself
is this enough topics for you guys or do you want more? cause like ive got other shit I could be doing....
Meaningless topics
please help me im cold Sent from my Samsung Family Hub™️ Smart Fridge
pokémon trivia: there is a banned episode of the anime in which ash catches fukkomon. this episode was a tie-in for the scrapped event in which pokéheads could receive fukkomon at a local download station. nintendo has memory holed this event, and fukkomon has not appeared in any of the games. the fukko pop figure was also cancelled
Why does Dr Kawashima require so much Brain Training? Is he stupid?
only a spoonful (good ending)
Being a market analyst and missing the mark every time
Diddy Kong Got a Lot To Answer For!!!!!
Hell is Real and You're Going There for Using the "Burning" Text on cooltext․com
Like the legend of the phineas Ferp
Wearing a top with a boob window but using that as the neckline instead
Being a bird and learning how to communicate with humans only to get told to shut up
Keeping a cigarette around just to occasionally express the emotion of "Smoking a cigarette" to help people understand how you're feeling
MARIO: 1 BOOBS: 2
De Voros Twins bestellen hun boodschappen met Da Flinky?! (Upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to ..... fuck it. dont do it. i really dont care anymore. Patrick Jumpen
anyone else just lOVE to NOMNOMNOM x3 !!!!
We will never acknowledge you, especially YOU. We will no longer interact with.... you... bastards...... stinkey stinky stintky bitches... ever again... goodbye
Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup, and he goes: "hmmm, that's messed up.... We're calling Greenpeace on this one..".
The infamous E3 presentation where Miyamoto stuffs an entire Wii U tablet up his ass as a way of saying sorry
Not stealing a bike because you don’t want to contribute to the stereotype from the Punch-Out meme
Getting a kidney stone right as you're about to drop the sickest topic
clickity clack get in my sack 💩
to the fans impersonating me, know 1 thing. no matter how hard you copy me and try to steal my content, you will never have a 3rd ball in your sack like i do
cuidado entrada fuego
ChatTopics internationale ™️ !!! yo so los hermanos del suelo on peut parler chaque langue 不要让我说匈牙利语，尽管我不知道那一种。
The topic panel will discuss how to proceed further.
Getting born
READ IN BRITISH ACCENT (SORRY) WOT DOES AN AMERICAN SAY WHEN HES GOING FOR A WANK.... "I'm going for a yank!!!!!" (is yank a slur?)
hiccup so hard it hurts
Making your favorite streamer self-conscious
Running 𝚌𝚑𝚛(𝚜𝚞𝚖(𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎(𝚘𝚛𝚍(𝚖𝚒𝚗(𝚜𝚝𝚛(𝚗𝚘𝚝())))))) in Python
Having that classic "where could my pipe be?" moment in Minecraft
Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s Galaxy Gas in my soup” to which the waiter replies “uhhuuuhuhuhhuhhuhuhuhhh”
Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup who won’t stop saying ‘Ahhh ,Dont Stop , Keep Injecting Me Those Soup !!! I Love It !!! ‘“ and asking the waiter to deal with it. The waiter says “Ok I’ll”
Trying to play Smash Brothers but constantly getting distracted by the venue’s catering service calling for people to pick up their chicken nuggets
Fuck Marry Kill: Dick Schoof Edition
List of Verified Donkey Kong 64 Beaters
Just kidding ;)
Dropping your credit card in the toilet
Markiplier Starts Donkey Kong 64 Let's Play, Takes Full Year to Complete, Deletes All Videos in Embarrassment, Claims It Was Unus Annus 2
YOUTUBERS REACT TO VIRAL VIDEOS EP. #78000 (Zorptron Blows Up Planet Splotch, ⎎⍀⟟⟒⋏⎅ ⟟⋏⌇⟟⎅⟒ ⋔⟒, 🛴🎠🌋)
Reporting on someone's death every day until they actually die and then claiming you predicted it in a vision
RandstadRailing your girlfriend (Upgrade to ChatTopics Gold for dikke vette kutkankerzooi)
Inventing a plane called the Gimli Glider and promising nothing f͟u͟n͟n͟y͟ will happen
Returning to your 9 year long coma after checking Conversation topics
waking up from a 9 year coma and immediately checking Conversation Topics
Playing Spinky's Hell 64 and wondering why you have to walk to the Boinky Barrel all the fucking time
caramel dancing
racist cameo in yooka-laylee
Annoying Orange cameo in Banjo-Kazooie
small men needed.. small men wanted - im no longer interested in the tallest of men. Please short men come to me and help me I have many tasks for you Such as; crawl around, find the pennies, can we fit you in there? and more!\
Jim Carrey cringe compilation [NOTE: STOP saying this exists. stop pretending j jim is always cool!!!]
these topics having me in a pretzel 😂 where yall coming up with this stuff?
boofing the zure bom
Being in the phase of your life where you refuse to explain anything
Going Tony Lam mode after accidentally misgendering somebody (keep swing both sie)
Casting Skype Laughter Chain to the smart TV at every party you attend
Siphoning gas from cow to car and vice versa
What would you do if Pentatonix showed up in front of you and started singing Imagine Dragons a cappella?
I’m 50 years old Japanese man. I am lonely on Saturday night. I play Undertale PC game
Being bitten by a radioactive spider but rather than becoming awesome like Spider-Man you just die
Drinking 4 beers and smoking 2 cigarettes as fast as possible and feeling great
Pretending you're not a bus driver but a bike driver and swerving your bus like crazy and tipping over
Saying you're always "mainbating" as to not be problematic
ur mam rides my honker and calles me the red devil
Printing a billion men and sending them off to war
Cute little cargoless truck on the highway 🥹
calling the local builder boys to ask if their "stinky" is poisonous or just to scare off the "hoes"
Talking about how close Trump's assassination was and accidentally willing another attempt into existence
How many Nintendo characters can you pee on in one go?
Friend of mine called Terrydactyland a one-note world. He doesn't know there are 100, the absolute moron.
Movie idea: a man is stuck in a toilet stall. Realizing that noone will come to free him, he starts overthinking his life, and comes to terms with the man he is. It takes 20 minutes before he starts to eat his own shit for survival.

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