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Looking at porn for while but not being sure how to respond to it (WWINKIE DOES SOMETHING???)
Accidentally finding the absolute worst presidential speech to say "Ah, we are just one big happy family"
MIX & MATCH: Find The DECEIVER in the Trumpus Room!
Blaming yourself for what happened today
Going Commando
Painstakingly spending years learning the bug language only for some buzzy fuck to tell you to "Bee yourself 🐝"
What if it was the boulder being punished, and not Sissyphus?
⚠️ Nature has reclaimed your car. "give it up man", the ant says 🚗
Growing a tail in the voting booth
Still posting answers to Ray's comment question of the day
finding out the hard way your life is a kino rekt thread instead of a comedy
Please Stop Touching My Willy.flac
Seriously, Nintendo? Lord Crump? As in, Trump? A little on the nose there.
[News broadcast on SEPTEMBER 11, 2001] ANCHOR: Our local reporter is live on the scene. Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in New York City?
Does batman is gay
But What if Cocky Dont want Boing Boing 😢
Being wrong about how high the next step of the staircase is
Mishearing your friend ordering Calpis while out for dinner and loudly exclaiming “You’re ordering Cow Piss Mango?!”
a horse is a horse
Angrily walking out on a movie in protest after finding out there is no after-credits scene
I visited stables today and screamed “STOP HORSING AROUND” at the top of my lungs. It wasn’t funny. [NOW PLAYING: THE FINAL 3 MINUTES OF “KANYE WEST - RUNAWAY (FT. PUSHA T)”]
milkis?? i sure hope it is
[Looks at watch] well well well would you look at the time. [Refuses to show you my watch]
If things dont change soon im going to fucking pokemon snap
taking a liquid drum and bass on the intelligent drum and bass fans
Better "prei" to whatever god you believe in, leekboy.
Blue Brothers
Being able to smell shitty music
Exploiting National Punch A Nazi Day to punch your friend who isn't a nazi but just really annoying
Thinking the local neo nazi rally is a racing event and being lauded as a hero after driving into and killing 150 prominent white supremacists
Asserting dominance by calling yourself Mr Brown-What-Was-Once-White
Being upset that your music is liquid
Going to neo-nazi rallies to ask the meaning of their pride flag
Daily walk vs. Daily wok
Not letting your co-worker self-harm by buying a Linux laptop
Can your country really stand on its own without a lil' lead poisoning?
Saying "Thanks for the meal bro, its coming out of my ass" after every meal from your boything
Kid named Topics:
Sorry, but the Luigi cap stays on
Calling your friend shitty pussy without much regard of how they must feel
Wondering why all the kids in your school are always talking about watching this other person they probably don’t even know. Who the hell is Nicky Lodeon anyway?
Calling up pizza places and saying the CRAZIEST things like “Do you guys have risotto?” and “wololo”
Calling up pizza places saying "I'M HUNGRY!!! ;A;I'M SO HUNGY "
Wondering why condolences is trending only to find out you're technically not alive
i have a hole
At least you can be a puppygirl with debt?
And by the way,
Making jizztory
*yells into your pussy*
OOO WEE OOO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY DWYER
Loudly humming Piranha Plant Lullaby when someone is snoozing on the train
Its a nin-toaster. And no, it doesn't fucking work you moron
Action 53
Binging with Baal
AYOOOOOOO!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 Kill yaself mayne….
making plans with people but saying "...IF THE LORD ALLOWS ME TO BE HERE ❤️ ❤️"
Playboi Cart i the an animal doctor He says " that pussy got some mileage
Fart Jumpscare
Alternate reality where DDR WORLD actually releases to the world and the Bosnian release's default song is "Fazlija - Helicopter" Challenge 19
Boosting house prices 5% every time charlie gets his raise
Asking an incredibly high-IQ question about code infrastructure in the slack chat that blows all of your coworkers' dicks clean off!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? Alec Baldwin claims another victim in prop gun "accident" on set
The tragic fate of Bryan Cranston: Alec Baldwin claims another victim in prop gun "accident" on set
Bryan Cranston stars in new show
A humorous image, video, peice of shit, that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users
Mom problem too stubborn,, killing self... Or mom..
You shan't shit no more.
You never shit alone.
toyota prius money
Playing Kinectimals on the train
Having your Cleveland Steamer ruined by diarrhea
Going to the Boonta Eve Classic to "see dem pods"
Elan Mak was a Fluggrian podracer from Ploo IV
Top 10 Even Apeldoorn Bellen moments in gaming
Ted Bundy vs Al Bundy "Dude-Off", a bro-down of galactic proportions!! ted bundy wins he killed that other guy
After years of training, I can finally tell the difference between James Blunt's "You're Beautiful" and Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours"
and send tweet
Getting scared AKA Finding true motivation to shit yourself
Accidently running implode --force on your friend
Gambling and the desire machine | Pay to Grin
Tackling greater problems such as your mom
The belly boys are coming soon! Be Ready For It
Tolerating your Nazi friend so that you get a chance to play Gubble on PS1
Your dad tipping over on his wheelie bin ride to work is not a bad work day; it's his last work day. For you it's a bad work day after you hear the news
got confirmation from nintendo that mario would infact say that if he was able to make anything other than his little italian nosies
“If Peach gets kidnapped one more time I’m going to KILL MYSELF,” - Super Mario
HOAH SHIP
Local nazi inconsolable after finding out that the Gubble game on PS1 is not what he thought it was
Finding every hidden Mickey in your dream (completionist award)
being the bara of bad news (and hating it)

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