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Saying "fun fact" followed by what may be the worst news you could give about your physical well-being
Being the owner of a certain topic account, and knowing deep down that your friends will deny their involvement
Odido commercial sleeper agent activation
Yakko Warner just blew my F*CKING MIND!!!
2 eyes 2 ears 2 hands 2 feet 2 arms 2 legs 3 billion hair, make it make sense
Film theory: freddie never got fingered
We gonna have a Hickory Ham Holiday seth green style
Biden Simulation Terminated. Thank you for your cooperation.
Top 10 Joe biden flavored topics
She took the piss drawer in the divorce... where am i?
:Bob_Dylan_emoji:
Ooo I'm Bob Dylan I Slap The Button: Brand NEW Rhythm Game game "She Looks Like A Long Note" From The Original Indie Fucks!
To the guy who said my topic wasn't funny: I guess it's kinda hard to care when you're living in a 2 million dollar mansion from writing topics :) Keep hating while I eat fancy caviar :))) You sure got to me, buddy :)))))))
im gonna say it im gonna say it im gonna say it im gonna say it im gonna say it
farting in the sauna.. call that steam-funk
Going up to a guy playing DDR in the arcade and asking “Hey you’re pretty good! Do you know Adam Lanza?”
anybody know what the F in LSFPBBM stands for? ...no? Real mature guys. Real fucking mature. Leave me in the dark and Yuck it up you Freaks
Asking the dentist if they can feel fear
Sweatin in the Uber
Heads or Tails? coin
TwitchPlaysPussy
I was fine, with the men
men review
⚠️ small guy alert ⚠️ tiny fella spotted ⚠️ lil man warning ⚠️
CLIMATE NEWS: Factorio is now real life.
OVER 26,385,193,810 DEAD MOSQUITOES
[INCOMING REQUEST FROM THE EAST SIDE BOYZ: Can I Play With Your Panty Line?]
My Phone Has a Mind of It's Own (20 attempted calls to secret IRA recruitment lines)
Buying the wrong CD and being subjected to The Beatles' Greatest Hits
Buying the wrong CD and being subjected to The Beatles' Greatest Tits
Whoring out your friend for probability calculations
will gamecube play soda??
WHAT KIND OF HOMEBREWER ARE YOU? New School Brewer: LetterBomb Old School Brewer: BannerBomb Ancient Brewer: Twilight Hack
Are you an Ocarina boomer, or a Gecko OS millenial?
I like that guy, he's got a frisbee
Top 10 Boogie™️ Moments
Not swallowing Listerine™ and skipping out on all the super powers
reaching the "dying from cringe" part of the hero's journey
Chat'n Topic
Wii Room Revival
drain the swamp (my ass)
Hey man im gonna head to the store you want anyth- [LUNG EXPLODES MAKING A WHOOPIE CUSHION NOISE]
Being so small you become invisible when thrown
you tucked in bro? You tucked in
bowsers sour pussy bread
Accidentally pasting your blacklisted Twitter words into rule34
Repeatedly messaging "Uw bezorger is DAAR!" to your victim as you're approaching (upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to protect yourself from GespreksOnderwerpen)
Using your escape money to buy sweets at the Kruidvat (upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to gain access to GespreksOnderwerpen)
Going "winkie" mode in the office (getting fired)
Figuring out why you're a pussy for not voting for the first cutter president
Looking at porn for while but not being sure how to respond to it (WWINKIE DOES SOMETHING???)
Accidentally finding the absolute worst presidential speech to say "Ah, we are just one big happy family"
MIX & MATCH: Find The DECEIVER in the Trumpus Room!
Blaming yourself for what happened today
Going Commando
Painstakingly spending years learning the bug language only for some buzzy fuck to tell you to "Bee yourself 🐝"
What if it was the boulder being punished, and not Sissyphus?
⚠️ Nature has reclaimed your car. "give it up man", the ant says 🚗
Growing a tail in the voting booth
Still posting answers to Ray's comment question of the day
finding out the hard way your life is a kino rekt thread instead of a comedy
Please Stop Touching My Willy.flac
Seriously, Nintendo? Lord Crump? As in, Trump? A little on the nose there.
[News broadcast on SEPTEMBER 11, 2001] ANCHOR: Our local reporter is live on the scene. Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in New York City?
Does batman is gay
But What if Cocky Dont want Boing Boing 😢
Being wrong about how high the next step of the staircase is
Mishearing your friend ordering Calpis while out for dinner and loudly exclaiming “You’re ordering Cow Piss Mango?!”
a horse is a horse
Angrily walking out on a movie in protest after finding out there is no after-credits scene
I visited stables today and screamed “STOP HORSING AROUND” at the top of my lungs. It wasn’t funny. [NOW PLAYING: THE FINAL 3 MINUTES OF “KANYE WEST - RUNAWAY (FT. PUSHA T)”]
milkis?? i sure hope it is
[Looks at watch] well well well would you look at the time. [Refuses to show you my watch]
If things dont change soon im going to fucking pokemon snap
taking a liquid drum and bass on the intelligent drum and bass fans
Better "prei" to whatever god you believe in, leekboy.
Blue Brothers
Being able to smell shitty music
Exploiting National Punch A Nazi Day to punch your friend who isn't a nazi but just really annoying
Thinking the local neo nazi rally is a racing event and being lauded as a hero after driving into and killing 150 prominent white supremacists
Asserting dominance by calling yourself Mr Brown-What-Was-Once-White
Being upset that your music is liquid
Going to neo-nazi rallies to ask the meaning of their pride flag
Daily walk vs. Daily wok
Not letting your co-worker self-harm by buying a Linux laptop
Can your country really stand on its own without a lil' lead poisoning?
Saying "Thanks for the meal bro, its coming out of my ass" after every meal from your boything
Kid named Topics:
Sorry, but the Luigi cap stays on
Calling your friend shitty pussy without much regard of how they must feel

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