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Watch the Late Show with Stephen Colbert tonight for something real special: Colbert does a Trump impression!
Waiter! Waiter! Theres a Frozen Shrunken Head of Walt Disney in my soup!
Telling the waiter: "Excuse me waiter, thank you for that excellent addition of the fly" He walks off in shock and disgust
TO DISNEY: I DO NOT HAVE A BALCONY (YOU CANNOT LOCATE ME) THIS WAS A TRICK TO THROW YOU OFF MY TRAIL 🙂
Disney cannot kill me or my family, I have their prize possession in my grasp (that one frozen guys head (walt dinky or someshit)) and I will smash it like a beer bottle thrown from my balcony
Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s soup in my fly” and the waiter looks down at your pants only to see your cock and balls hanging out
Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup” and the chef overhears and yells from the kitchen “SORRY FOR THAT IVE HAD LITTLE TO SLEEP AND THIS KITCHEN SUCKS AND THE SUN’S SHINING IN MY EYES AND IT’S REALLY NOT MY FAULT”
Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup” and then the waiter transforms into a giant fly and drinks your blood like soup
CLIMATE NEWS: Super Mario 64 is now real life.
Refusing to back down from placing "ABBA Gold: Greatest Shits" in your Top 100 Albums of All Time
Stirring my stinky curry bowl
Woman Who Ruined The Giro d'Italia!
The Woman Who Ruined The Tour The France is J.K. Rowling!
These bitches just eat cookie and fuck off
ANNOUNCEMENT: We're going to make sequels to your favorite topics!
Ice Spice makes Laxative Music
These bitches just read bookie and fuck off
Don't trust that fart for shit
"Showing" off your "DJ"
Where did Mikey go?
Finding out this dark hallway is also infinite
Claiming the "unga bunga" playstyle is offensive to Neanderthals as yourself
inb4itisknown
Not having sex with the bus driver because of the "do not disturb the driver" sign
Finding out your UNiversity friend "Owen" was HER?
U.N. Baba was HER?
Bloatmeal
Describing your desktop wallpaper of a koala as looking "like a plate of oatmeal"
Maximum Enjoyment vs. Maximum Employment
Putting little apple pie slices out for the construction workers
The Mass Dunning-Kruger Migration
New gameshow called "Boofin' it!"
Ledgeplay
pregnant cars cars 2 lightening mcqueen is pregrent he will have a boy or agirl maybe a car too
The Girl of Your DREAMS! Her One & Only Request: stop peeing
Having two of those.
FedEx changed me.
Sorry bro watching FailArmy
Browsing to the "Intimidation" items section
One extra hour in the Pepis room could've saved him
Your pussy scared bro.
Having a 'hecking chonker' as president
THIS ISNT A JOKE YOU FUCKS I NEED TO GET MY CAPS LOCK UNSTUCK OR THERE WILL BE NO MORE TOPICS. FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!! STOP SAYING MY KEYBOARD HAS CUM ON IT
HOW TO UNSTICK CAPS LOCK KEY
WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK
Pitching an idea vs. Pitching a Tent
dying in the metaverse
😆 😆 HOW IS CAMPING REAL!!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 wher am i? 😟
Ice tea pech (Subscribe to GespreksOnderwerpen Gold for more ANWB Topics)
Did you hatch like the rest of us or are you a "hole birthed mf"
Shy egg
To cook an egg, leave it in boiling water for 4 to 5 minutes. It is imperative to not look at the egg for the duration, as it will not cook.
Eating a sandwich and having it transform in your hand halfway through. No i will not elaborate, you just had to be there man
Telling old people they look "kinda out of it."
Being an orange and saying the CRAZIEST things like "Hey Apple!" and "Knife!"
Spicy Steak & Bacon Gray Matter Conspiracy
(FREE) Future Type Beat - "Hard Type Beat" | HARD Drake Type Beat
Scottish Protestors Moving On From Throwing Soup At Paintings, Now Throwing "Cullen Skink"ˢᶦᶜ Instead
Man Who Ruined The Tour The France!
We would like to apologize to the fans, the last topic was based on false info
Inviting the new leader of Conversation Topics on stage, not realizing this guy is also the leader of controversial friend group "Hamas "
the j
Conversation Topics OFFICIAL list of greatest things: - Jumping into light fierce - Stale bread - Water without any ice - The newest season of The Simpsons - Dirt
Why are people who don't drink battery acid so smug about it?
Gamer icks #27: pronouncing Ryu as Rai-oo
“I’m onto something here” - Warhol probably, when he placed a banana sticker on an LP
"i'm onto something here" -Mondriaan probably, when he drew those squares
Nothing's more attractive than confidence, a guy with a plan! *starts chasing women at night*
Telling someone to relive their "happy times" causing them to relapse into chasing women at night
Click, Clackin' it; SeatZac'ing it (This is a promotional topic, buy a SeatZac only if you're worth it)
Read This Topic If You're Feeling Worthless: you are not alone (check your closet)
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God i love the potty movies. Could watch all of em 12turd456 #Malfoy
Growing a tail in the confessional
Top 10 Gamers in Stompwijk
Fun fact: Station Breukelen was named after Breukelen.
MAKE GNOMES AT GNOMESOUP․COM
Being a cow and just digestin' it up
My eyes are getting weary; my back is getting tight
If you scroll past this then what are you doing? This animator was messing around when he suddenly decided to make a minion who died on the cross
Deze facking coole eend
Gambling gambling gambling gambling gamlbing gamlging gambeling gqmlbding
oughffffg my girl fend Shit so LOUddddd,,,,, HRRRRRR
Domino's has wronged me one time too many
categories: 911
mentally ill gnomes MUST go to the doctors
MAKE GIFS AT GIFSOUP․COM
why my leg doing that bro 😭😭
Trying to watch the best TV show but accidentally watching Brick and mortar? Rigamortis?
(new fat is the bane of every chippy)

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