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Casting Skype Laughter Chain to the smart TV at every party you attend
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Siphoning gas from cow to car and vice versa
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What would you do if Pentatonix showed up in front of you and started singing Imagine Dragons a cappella?
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I’m 50 years old Japanese man. I am lonely on Saturday night. I play Undertale PC game
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Being bitten by a radioactive spider but rather than becoming awesome like Spider-Man you just die
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Drinking 4 beers and smoking 2 cigarettes as fast as possible and feeling great
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Pretending you're not a bus driver but a bike driver and swerving your bus like crazy and tipping over
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Saying you're always "mainbating" as to not be problematic
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ur mam rides my honker and calles me the red devil
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Printing a billion men and sending them off to war
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Cute little cargoless truck on the highway 🥹
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calling the local builder boys to ask if their "stinky" is poisonous or just to scare off the "hoes"
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Talking about how close Trump's assassination was and accidentally willing another attempt into existence
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How many Nintendo characters can you pee on in one go?
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Friend of mine called Terrydactyland a one-note world. He doesn't know there are 100, the absolute moron.
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Movie idea: a man is stuck in a toilet stall. Realizing that noone will come to free him, he starts overthinking his life, and comes to terms with the man he is. It takes 20 minutes before he starts to eat his own shit for survival.
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I'm only human jumpscare
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Free lil boozy 🍺
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Waiting to become an old man
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This is a Conversation Topics update. You may want to have a look at TOPICS for what changed, or if you observe unexpected behavior: /usr/share/doc/chat/topics/NEWS New optional dependencies for Chat Topics
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Yes, I have a stutter!! (stolen valor)
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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but the size of the kidney stones he pisses out.
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The Supreme Court rules on Boersma v. De Neve today
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YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME! YOU WILL NEVER DISCOVER WHO RUNS CHAT TOPICS!!!
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Logging into the Conversation Topics account in public until I get exposed
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Insert Coin For More Fly Soup Waiter Topics
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Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup… souper mario. haha” The waiter transforms into Bowser and burns you to a crisp
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...the fuck is this Escher guy doing?
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Sometimes I crack myself up a little too hard. Shoutouts to nurse Gretchen!
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First peek at Venom Fish in ‘VENOM: THE LAST DANCE'! ...but i wont show you :)
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DIRT CHEAP! Some of these topics cost NO money (you can tell by the quality of the topics)
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SPENNY!! Expensive topics some of these topics cost a loooooootta money (we had to go on fiverr to fill the void while we were gone)
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YEEESH! Some topics aren't easy to talk about
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avant-garde topics
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NOT posting a ballpic before showering
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Getting called the n-word by your ex but they still mean it in an endearing way somehow
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Saying "They're not gonna fuck you." to the bird feeder lady
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Hawk Tuah In My CEO’s Face
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Being that person who asks questions in boring meetings to extend everyone’s suffering
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Unmuting during the standup to say "pimpy son opp"
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bein scottish is fuckin shite man, ye ever seen Brave? 😔
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Ordering the "Big Emacs" at McDonald's and getting a burger with keycaps
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Naming your kid Vim and switching to emacs
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Kid named Vim
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Codeslutting in Vim!
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AITA? I told my friend that I used to cry when Bambi's mother was shot, but now that I'm older, I understand that the hunter needs to eat as well. I told him there were deer-people and hunters in this world. My friend said that I need therapy. Was it really weird what I said? Should I have explained myself better?
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Horny moms in your area want to FUCK!!!! .......but not you lol.. Freak
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It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
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MY "SNERT" TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!!!! (upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to gain access ,. to the Gespreks Onderwerpen baby yeaa... Zing het Wilhelmus met me
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Seeing snare drums and going "MME LLLIKEY!!!! OuO"
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That kid who claimed he owned Ace Attorney X Columbo for the N-Gage
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Friend Inside Me Uncanny Valley AI Nightmare
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We are not paying sweat shop workers for our topics. We put our soul into every topic, and every conversation, every chat, every word, every letter, e
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Constraining that Fuck
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NEW GENRE: Robotron Hakken
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Wouldn't it feel good to drive a bus? People need to get picked up
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"Sarcastically" taking a shit on the capitol
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Hold on a minute! I saw that guy SHITTING on the capitol a couple weeks ago!
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☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over conversation topics. /▌ /\
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Calling everyone "Bob" and not expecting to run into problems
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only reading the wii news channel for the slurs
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super wakio kart
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granpa gaming took a turn for the worst after he begin talking about politics.. :/
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monkey stole my wife again, grab the hammer
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Not being in the right "headspace" for glowgolf (Very interesting stains)
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Letting out some weak little moans while carrying things
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Getting a boner to the tune of the Cloud Cuckooland intro
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Having a shitty date at a guy's house... until they get out the WII MINI!
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placing blocks 'n shiT.... because you're in fucking MINECRAFT!!!!!
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Insisting that every time your partner is upset with you, it's because they think you're too "tree-like" and are "trying to plant your roots all the time"
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OOPS! Posted the sex assault topic in the family chat FAIL
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*farts* ………………………………………………………..heh
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Who looks the most diseased in your friend group?
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Toby Fox Pro Skater 2
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Constantly bringing up Life Force for some reason
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Concord or ET: which one is the bigger flop?
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"Daaamn Daniel, back at it again with the 'Hawk Tuah'!" Daniel briefly looked up and gave me a smirk before proceeding to suck my cock,
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Fucked Up (in a goood way,)
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Being Bricked Up (phone doesn't work)
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Game Mania is fucking dead
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Inciting "brick time" on your "friend"
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Stuffing Clarence Thomas in the Battle Bus and ejecting him over Loot Lake
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Tosh.0 rainbow pussy incident
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Can confirm this, we all wanna get into the Rainbow Pussy
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wha u wanna sword fight maneee cmon ill sword fight u maneee lets sword fight hetebtebttetetgiijgiivbbkikikiki
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ball and chain ex-wife on the grill NOW
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Haaa, enough socials fo today. BRING OUT THE TOPICS! 🤣🤣😂 Bring out the topics
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Me Neither. START EDGEing!!!
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Vimming it up! (Rest in peace Bram Moolenaar)
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Robotron 64 wave 201 (you get booby & as.)
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