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whats the dog doing.. whats the dog doin... WHATS THE DOG DOING WHAT IS THAT GUY DOING AAAAAAAAAA
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Making a CinemaSins-style "Everything Wrong With" for a porn video but discovering it has perfect continuity and cinematography
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Gaining the prison nickname of "Mitochondrion" because you are the powerhouse of your cell
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I Say my wife: "Make sandwich me." She say "You Bitch husband, you dont do Anything but play your stupid Video game . Inane game . Anus" (I dont know why she say last part) I say her: " Baabhabhiat" 😂
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does anyone know the name of that song from that 2012 south korean song that was like heeeyyy sexy lady... i desperately need help. Also, Oppan Gangnam Style. 🤘
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Being an average guy and having thoughts like "I think Joe Biden is doing an okay job.", "I can't say anything anymore nowadays!" and "I think today I will wear the ugliest denim known to man, just like every other day." Also, Oppan Gangnam Style. 🤘
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Do all toasters really toast toast? Also, Oppan Gangnam Style. 🤘
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Advertising yourself as “Ex-Conversation Topic Writer” on your dating profile in the hopes of attracting fans (We’re onto you MonkeyMagic13, you fucking sleazeball. Wish the lynching was real)
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Singing parts of Gangnam Style 1 hour and 38 minutes into your wall noise record
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Regarding MonkeyMagic13: https://pastebin.com/tT1peaq1
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What even is a "fuckfart"? Was James Rolfe out of his mind?!
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"Are we the baddies"-maxxing
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Being really embarrassed walking up to the Pearly Gates because you died wiping your ass
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TURN TO SIDE-B AND INSERT TO FUCKING BOX!
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Bomb.
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Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise an Objection! (fangame does not exist)
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Realizing your life would be infinitely better if you started compulsively gambling
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wwhat's up everybody i'm in Cr1TiKaL condition
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HEARTWARMING: Dog overjoyed to be reunited with local town sodomite after 10-year prison stint. (Click to see video)
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Leffen confirmed to be two children in a suit
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Bringing your haunted pussy on the bus, ruining the trip for everyone
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Recognizing when your ass is the best option for the given scenario
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What are the goo-goo-ga-ga genres of gaming?
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🖕
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Sorry for all the epic topics lately, this will be toned down in the coming weeks.. its being dealt with.. STOP ASKIMG jesus its going to stop ok? please just stop asking PLEASE
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The so-called "Sandwich Artist" put too much lettuce on my footlong and now all the boys are laughing at me. Worst birthday ever
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Kfc mean, kantaki fry chiken ,,,, cranchy chicke, fresh frys.... sauce. i m lovin it
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Finding stuff but not really the Stuff you were looking for, but its still Cool stuff i guess
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Buying a bratwurst and going... hmmm...
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Delving (Frank-)further into your darkest thoughts
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Bist du Karl? Because OH SCHEIẞE Ich bin Bobbi mit dein kapiTOOL!
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[Apologies for today, our Morning Topics Truck did not arrive so we will be supplying you with the best German -imported topics from our vault. Thank you for your patience.]
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Conversation Topics, Laat Je Likken. (For more topics, For more topics, For more topics, For more topics, For more topics, For more tropics, For more topics, For more Dutch topics, more topics, more topics, more topics, For more
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making the original xbox boot sound whenever you are within 100 meters of a school
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Programming Pong in Game Maker and becoming a pussy magnet overnight
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Being so intellectually gifted you just sit around all day
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This is MY funeral. I do whatever the hell I want. Wait a minute...
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IMVU Speedrun
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MrBeast challenges Banjo and Kazooie to spend 24 hours inside the boiling Dingpot for 100 Jiggies
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Phasing out the phrase "Oh my God!" and replacing it with new ideas like "Piss on my dick!" and "Great Shart!"
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Asking God to stop giving you his hardest battles every time your favorite apps update their UI
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Speedrunners are always in such a rush. What could they be in such a rush for? To suck cock?
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For now.
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We are pleased to announce MonkeyMagic13 has been lynched.
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HAHAHAHA!!! YOU SHOULD’VE CHANGED THE LOGIN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY EPIC HAX0RZ *beats chest* - MonkeyMagic13
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We would like to formally apologize for MonkeyMagic13. You might have seen some funny topics from him but you won't be seeing him anymore.
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Being spiritually aligned with The Beastie Boys
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-> Click h͟e͟r͟e͟ to get picked up by Mom. 👩
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FAMOUS GENGHIS KHAN QUOTES: - slayy - hey pull my finger 😃 *decapitates you* - genghis benghis - ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? - I’m really sorry guys… NOT! (he’s a big borat fan) - die
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Discovering Mr. Clean isn’t 60% water but 60% rubbing alcohol
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Mario Teaches Rizzing for MS-DOS
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mistaking sigma for pigma and accidentally "pigmaxxing"
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Fuck sticking out my gyatt for the rizzler… I’m TEARING my ASSHOLE open for SUPERMARIO
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Is sneezing GAY?
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The Notorious B.U.C.K. B.U.M.B.L.E.
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no one liked it when it came time to rock with the bigoted buck bumble
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has anyone seen “SQUID GAME”? they make the craziest shit nowadays… you probably havent heard of it. 8/10 i recommend it
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😂 😂 Scanner owners be like “Um excuse me, do you mind if I scan this?” and it’s their 😱 BARE ASS ‼️ 😱 🍑 😂 😂
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😂 😂 FAX owners be like ⚰️ 💀
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😂 😂 Non-printer owners be like "Hey Bro lemme use your PRINTER" 😂 😂
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😂😂 Printer owners be like "I think I will print this document" 😂😂
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Opening the #orgy channel and wondering why it says "Several people are frotting..."
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Damn Daniel, back at it again with the OG Adidas Sambas!
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THE ROCK SAYS: What you lack in rizz, you make up for in giving girls the ick! The Rock's going to whoop that candy gyatt all over Ohio, ya skibidi jabroni! IF YOU SMELLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!!
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Playing with the king's wii vs. Playing with the king's weenis
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Asking your married friend for the wifey password
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Gooning so hard your dick flies over the neighbor's fence, so now you have to ring his doorbell and ask something like "mister, can I have my cock back?", and make small talk and such.
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WAT HEB IK NOU VERDOMME GEZEGD, STOEPHOER?! (dont upgrade to ChatTopics Gold you really dont want more of this trite garbage. you DONT WANT GespreksOnderwerpen)
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Cast Away DIRECTOR'S CUT: Wilson is replaced with the football from Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise A Football (cameo does not exist) (director's cut does not exist)
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Your balls are currently traveling at 67,000 miles per hour
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Turning all your friends into a Wojak and making insufferable comics out of them
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This topic has been censored by the Government of Botswana due to excessive use of the word "Sprunt"
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Using conversation topic most controversial moments to see if your parents are actually engaging in the conversation. They werent...
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curing your social anxiety by building a homemade blunderbus
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Using Conversation Topics to refute the “Y’all are not ready for that conversation” allegations
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Using your first bus route of the day as a "warm-up" (The Pile up Catastrophe of September 23th, 2024)
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screaming "the last metroid is in captivity" when someone asks you about the ukraine war
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The balls are no longer inert
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twenty two pilots
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The Conversation Topics Team wishes to formally cut ties with Jim Davis for reasons that will remain undisclosed. Jim, we wish you well, but we hope you get that checked out.
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Getting sent to gamer prison
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Going hard in the paint at the funeral
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Spamming a ton
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🦍 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH ✅ ⚰️ . PLEASE START FAKING YOUR OWN DEATH 👍 ⚰️ . FAKING YOUR OWN DEATH ⚰️ IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ . YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 🤯
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get your dattebayo ass outta here before i dunk your head thru that ramen bowl
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Misinterpreting the #showmustgoon hashtag as "Show Must Goon" and replying with depraved videos of yourself fucking all sorts of fleshlights and sex dolls
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Welcome to disneyland paris! I'm gonna disneyland pre!
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manjoras mansk
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Forgetting your friend "who's good with kids" is mainly good at destroying them
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