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pubequizzes
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Public Enema #1
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Pulling a "Columbine" by "Going to School"
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Pulling a "Undertaker" at a Funeral
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Pulling a "Wile E Coyote" and Blowing Yourself the Fuck Off the Earth to Catch a Bird
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Pulling a "Wile E Coyote" and Driving your Expensive Truck into a Wall with a Painted On Tunnel on It
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Pulling out all the topics from your pants they're Really stinky
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Pulling out my “Steamboat Willie” in Disneyland Paris and getting arrested by an undercover cop in Mickey Mouse costume
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Pulling the "smoking gun" out of my prehistoric pussy (the case has been going on for 67 years)
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Pulling up Teletext when you have a girl over
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Pullin' it back for the viewers at home
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Pull On My Mickey: A Good or Bad Idea?
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Punching a hole in your friend's wall and then saying it was there already
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punching people who eat salami in public
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Punji pit tonight queen?
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Purchasing 25 barrels of crude oil (minimum required volume)
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Purchasing a 6-figure house with 6 GI Joe action figures
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Purchasing a Ringtones app and only downloading the "Canon in D Major" ringtone
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Puritans seething: Three-Finger Dan is being epic with fireworks again! What will this crazy guy do this year?
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Purple links to dementia pages
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Purposefully FaceTiming your boss while naked hoping your fat balls will get you that fat raise
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Purposely cutting a slit in the back of your pants so people can coin-op you
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Pushing everything back as far as possible
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Pushing Gaywards Your Wife
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Pushing happy birthday modals for your coworker to all production environments
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Pushing "Pee"
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Pushing the “STOP” button on the bus and immediately being subjected to the first note of Undertale’s “Metal Crusher” at +50dB
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Pushing your ass cheeks to the side because you're blocking the path and you need to make way
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Pussy Delirious
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pussy fart scene
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pussy fracking
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pussy got me bankrupting!!!!
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pussy got me beeping and honking
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Pussy In Da Pursey
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Pussyin' Out
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Pussy Number 3
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Pussy phartin
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Pussy Sustainable
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Putrid smells and their Geolocations
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Putting 0 effort into a tweet and being invited to the white house due to its success (I turned down the offer, Giant Abe Lincoln scares me)
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putting 1 Lego brick in every m² of your house
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putting a "bagel" in the "oven"
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Putting a Bullet in Someone's Hand as a Threat
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Putting a chat AI in a robot suit with electronic nerve endings so you can beat the shit out of them
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Putting an ice cube on your man's belly
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Putting ASCII middle finger in every rent transaction
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Putting boogers on your friends table in front of him
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Putting buckets on your head at random intervals during a conversation and calling it "Bucket Mode™"
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Putting cajun seasoning on your balls
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putting every last coin in that pusdy
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Putting Every Ronald Reagan Fan Through The "Are you ready to take a bullet for the president of the United States" Challenge
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Putting lil ugly mane's entire discography into your wedding playlist
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Putting little apple pie slices out for the construction workers
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putting my hand inside of Glover; fisting or na?
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Putting "my name is jeff" in places they shouldn't be
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Putting on a mask in a public restroom due to stench
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Putting one more cookie in your foreskin
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Putting on no seatbelt so that you do something epic when something goes wrong
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Putting on your murrsuit for the funeral thinking anything colored black would work
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"Putting out" vs "Putt'ing out"
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Putting someone in a meatgrinder
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Putting that stinky asshole to work in that voting booth ripping some serious damage in there and expecting no repercussions for your actions
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Putting the gyros on R.O.B. before you're supposed to have them
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Putting things off and telling yourself "That's for when I initiate the second phase."
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Putting Trump in the bucket and giving him a Doggybortion
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Putting Ya Buss' Into It
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Putting your "dick" (private detective) in a "box" (vaginar)
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Putting your heart and soul into each and every butt wipe but quiet quitting fatherhood
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Putting your parents in timeout
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Putting your preferred Rayman 2 versions as your pronouns
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Putting your skill tree on your resume
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Putting your taint on WeLoveTaints.com
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Put ya dam boots on!
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Q&A for GAY people: Go To Slido.com
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Quadruple Amputee Tinder Date Goes Terribly Wrong (video)
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Quank
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Quantum Dr. Pepper sip
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Queefing out change at the reception desk
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Queefing the national anthem
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Queen dies on 9/11
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Queen Elizabeth's annus horribilis
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Queening the queen to death
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Quest Log Updated: ☑ A̶c̶q̶u̶i̶r̶e̶ ̶r̶o̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶r̶o̶c̶k̶ (1/1) □ Acquire roll & rocker (0/1)
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Quick, Animal rights activists are asleep. Start organizing dog fights!! @PETA
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Quitting water because it's "for the plants"
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Quoting Hyrule Dating Videos During Sex
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Quoting "Pushing Gaywards" During Sex
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Quoting the previous topic at your disabled grandma
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Quoting youtube poops in the retirement home
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