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Telling someone they don't look like the type to grow old
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Telling someone they will be paid in exposure and then shoving them into direct sunlight
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Telling someone to relive their "happy times" causing them to relapse into chasing women at night
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Telling someone you like their style and when they ask "what do you mean" you scream "BALD" and run away
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Telling someone you made 'a clankey'
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Telling speedrunners "Oh you're losing time? Well I'm losing interest."
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Telling that guy in your orchestra that foreskin is not an instrument
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Telling the waiter: "Excuse me waiter, thank you for that excellent addition of the fly" He walks off in shock and disgust
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Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup, and he goes: "hmmm, that's messed up.... We're calling Greenpeace on this one..".
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Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup” and the chef overhears and yells from the kitchen “SORRY FOR THAT IVE HAD LITTLE TO SLEEP AND THIS KITCHEN SUCKS AND THE SUN’S SHINING IN MY EYES AND IT’S REALLY NOT MY FAULT”
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Telling the waiter "Excuse me waiter, there's a fly in my soup" and then detonating five bombs to blow up the restaurant to stop the waiter from discovering you were lying about the fly in your soup (fly does not exist)
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Telling the waiter "Excuse me waiter, there's a fly in my soup" and then killing yourself in front of the waiter to forever change their life's trajectory
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Telling the waiter "Excuse me waiter, there's a fly in my soup" and then revealing the "fly" is your pants fly and your dick pops out of the soup
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Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup” and then the waiter transforms into a giant fly and drinks your blood like soup
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Telling the waiter "Excuse me waiter, there's a fly in my soup" but the waiter is Donald Trump pretending to be a waiter for a day and he deports you for insolence
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Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup… souper mario. haha” The waiter transforms into Bowser and burns you to a crisp
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Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup who won’t stop saying ‘Ahhh ,Dont Stop , Keep Injecting Me Those Soup !!! I Love It !!! ‘“ and asking the waiter to deal with it. The waiter says “Ok I’ll”
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Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s Galaxy Gas in my soup” to which the waiter replies “uhhuuuhuhuhhuhhuhuhuhhh”
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Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s soup in my fly” and the waiter looks down at your pants only to see your cock and balls hanging out
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Telling the waiter there's a fly in your soup and the fly is like "no one asks me anything"
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Telling your best friends you need them to take your fat cock
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Telling your boss you "lost the paper trail" while you actually ran out of toilet paper
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Telling your boss you were "hitting that Yoinky Sploinky" when they ask what you did yesterday at the daily standup
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Telling your bros to eat lotsa spaghetti: Your belly needs it!!!
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Telling your bros to spend lotsa money: The economy needs it!!!
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Telling your children about the time you attended every rodeo and the countless casualties that resulted from your endeavor
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Telling your diagnosed friends all they're suffering from is "propaganda"
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Telling your friend about your unusually specific and degrading fetish, and finishing the conversation with "and YOU gotta help us!"
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Telling your friends and family an elaborate lie about a 31-day foreign trip you’re going on so they won’t know you’re participating in Anaesthesia August
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Telling your friends "Look, it says gullible in the sky" during a total solar eclipse
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Telling your friends the Funniest Passwords
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Telling your friend you're taking him to a jamaican restaurant and flying him to south korea and eating bibimbap there instead
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Telling your guests they have to finish their dinner plates and then giving them all 12 bay leaves
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Telling your kids to watch out for "speed glitching pedophiles"
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Telling your own customers that your product is "GOOD SHIT!!!"
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Telling your partner your balls only look good from a certain angle and refusing to show them
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Temporary Tattoo Tramp Stamp Back 'Queen Of Spades' Swinger Hotwife Cuckold
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Terry Cavanagh Announces Prequel To Super Hexagon, Super Pentagon
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Terry Cavanagh Makes Game Discussions That Much More Annoying By Titling VVVVVV Sequel “VVVVVVV”
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Terry Davis Announces Sequel To TempleOS, dies before he can provide a name
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Tesla Model Ass (Onlyfans)
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testicle odor
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tetris crack pipe
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Tetris-pilled FtM gives "T" a spin
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Texting someone "the safe word is voldemort" followed by kicking down their door
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TF2 fan who drinks his own piss
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TF2 fan who's really enamoured with tf2 sniper and keeps commenting on the meet the sniper video that he idolises the fact that he never goes hungry
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TGIF (Thank God It's Friday)
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Thanks for subscribing to Daily Hard Hat Jokes...!
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Thanks for the sex homie.
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"Thank you for a fking awesome life." the rat says 🪦🫡
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Tha OG Troll Face
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That annoying friend who always wants to go 'boweling'
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That Awkward Moment When Your Boy "TheSeatbeltSkipper" Flies Through Your Windshield
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That bento that is just so oishi to taberu
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That butthurt friend who fell for the 'Sandpaper-Your-Asshole Day' hoax
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That creature on that one episode of that show
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That feeling that washes over you when you see a thumbnail in your recommended videos of JerryRigEverything breaking an iPad in half
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That feel when never fucked a SUPERIOR PURPLE PUSSY but only fucked some pink pussies Why live😰😰😰 that feel when purplecel 😭😭😭😭😭
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That feel when 🙏 only having fucked some 🇱🇷🇺🇸🩷 pink pussies 🩷but NEVER fucked a SUPERIOR PURPLE PUSSY 💜😍😍💜🟣 Why live😰😰😰 that feel when purplecel 😭😭😭😭😭
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That friend who calls you The Slinky Man after falling down 5 flights of stairs
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That FUcked up Moment when You Realize .... The Nr Of Equals Three Episodes does Not, In Fact, Equals Three !!!!!
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That game that feels so good to play
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That gas that feels so good to light
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That guy who always says "yo, that's uncle" when anything happens (massive asshole)
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That Guy Who Cheated On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Just Cheated On His Wife
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that guy who screams "famous last words" after the queen uses her final breath to tell her family she loves them on her deathbed
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That guy who's not trying to be that guy
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that guy with the tompics
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That huggies pampers swag... That gerber baby food swag..
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That kid who claimed he owned Ace Attorney X Columbo for the N-Gage
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That kid who claimed he owned Boney M
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That kid who claimed he owned Rayman N
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That kid who claims he owns Donkey Konga 3
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That moment during the circumcision when the foreskin hits the floor
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That moment when you realize schiphol has 0 ships. What a world we live in
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That "Obama" That Feels So Good To Play
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That One Foreign Judge In Every Talent Show
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That one friend who refuses to participate in Shiturday Night Fever
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that one friend who so faaannie to me (he say the funiest things)
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That one guy who grabs cyanide everytime something goes wrong
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That one guy who says "I'm gonna go get it" everytime something goes wrong
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That Pussy Be Yankin
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That shit look like the Battle Pass
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That "shshshsh" sound you make when your friend starts talking to you during the best part of the youtube video
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That's it. Deploy the guy.
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THATS IT. THATS IT IVE HAD IT IM AT MY FUCKING LIMIT!!!! I CANT TAKE IT KILL KILL KILL KILL #topspeed #hypervelocity #DisneySpeedStorm
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That's right, I was actually @eviltopics all along.
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